Trombones stop you flying?
By Judy Evans
@JudyEv (382104)
Rockingham, Australia
January 23, 2026 6:59pm CST
I’m sure most of the members here have had issues with the autocorrect function from time to time.
Vince is going to Thailand next week for a fortnight. There was going to be five in the party but he’s received word that one can’t attend because he has ‘trombones’ and can’t fly for six weeks. Of course, it’s meant to be ‘thrombosis’. Some autocorrects are embarrassing; some funny and some can cause real misunderstandings. Do you have a favourite autocorrect to share?
The photo was taken near Salzburg, Austria.
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@JudyEv (382104)
• Rockingham, Australia
27 Jan
I can imagine it would be very problematic for you as regards Italian. Some of its corrections can be very embarrassing. So are you speaking more Italian now than you did in Switzerland? I thought you were speaking French quite a bit at some stage.
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@GardenGerty (169477)
• United States
24 Jan
Thanks for the laugh. No, I have none to share.



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@DaddyEvil (174482)
• United States
24 Jan
The first thing I do with a new electronic device is shut off auto-correct.
I hope Vince and the group have a good trip and enjoy themselves.3 people like this


@Ineeddentures (34529)
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24 Jan
From ones, lol
Even more lol, what I just typed was supposed to be From ones
Christ it did it again
Trombones
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@Ineeddentures (34529)
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24 Jan
@JudyEv
I don't know what I did
Trom bones
Yay for me
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@snowy22315 (208941)
• United States
24 Jan
Some are crazy. What is Vince doing in Thailand? That's a long time to be gone.
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@snowy22315 (208941)
• United States
27 Jan
@JudyEv I thought a fortnight was a month. Even so, that is awhile.
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@JudyEv (382104)
• Rockingham, Australia
28 Jan
@snowy22315 It's interesting that a fortnight is in very common usage here but not over there it seems. 

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@Fleura (35034)
• United Kingdom
29 Jan
Oh dear a bad case of trombones
I get very annoyed with the autocorrect function. Just yesterday it did something quite funny that I can't remember now of course, but it's annoying that it changes stuff of it's own accord and there isn't any easy 'undo' function, you just have to delete letter by letter and write it again.
I'm careful to check before I press 'send' but it's still possible to miss something.
I get very annoyed with the autocorrect function. Just yesterday it did something quite funny that I can't remember now of course, but it's annoying that it changes stuff of it's own accord and there isn't any easy 'undo' function, you just have to delete letter by letter and write it again.
I'm careful to check before I press 'send' but it's still possible to miss something.1 person likes this
@LindaOHio (222417)
• United States
24 Jan
Nice photo. I did have one that just occurred last week; but I can't remember it. Why is Vince going to Thailand if you don't mind my asking?
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@JudyEv (382104)
• Rockingham, Australia
28 Jan
@LindaOHio I hope to be able to share a couple of his photos once he gets there.
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@LindaOHio (222417)
• United States
27 Jan
@JudyEv That's very cool. Thailand is beautiful.
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@changjiangzhibin89 (17240)
• China
24 Jan
I have not used autocorrect .The ‘trombones’ and ‘thrombosis’ are poles apart.
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@JudyEv (382104)
• Rockingham, Australia
27 Jan
Autocorrect just seems to take a few similar letters and comes up with a word. So if you remove the 'h' from 'thrombosis' you get 'trombo...' which is starting to look like 'trombones'. No excuse of course but maybe that's how it happens.
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@RasmaSandra (98004)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
24 Jan
I can just see Maria dancing over the mountain. That is hilarious.
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@Traceyjayne (11375)
• United Kingdom
24 Jan
Oh dear ….an attack of trombones …!
On a serious note, I hope his friend is better soon. Also hoping Vince has a great holiday. It’s not a place I have been to.
I will try to remember some of the things The Mister has sent me in texts ….he doesn’t usually check and I have had some weird messages in the past.
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@JudyEv (382104)
• Rockingham, Australia
27 Jan
I hear some very funny ones from time to time but I can never remember them.























