Oh, if you can't be bothered to get up off of your lazy butt and vote, don't you dare moan about the government afterwards

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Oh my god Yvonne said that's a right mouthful. And of course she was right . And also about the title of this post being quite long There's a wee innuendo there that will have the more pious, reading this, ,shifting uncomfortable in his chair as he realises what body building has done to his testicles. That's my last word on that, mini balls!! So today's Scottish Parliament vote. If you don't vote, please don't you dare moan about the outcome or any decision at all made by the winning party in the next 5 years You have no right to complain. Whilst the majority of us went and did our civic duty to elect a government we thought would best serve Scotland You ya selfish bunch of bas***** sat on your sofa playing video games eating takeaway bought with the taxes we paid. Never worked a day in your lives, yet moan about every single issue you think you understand. Like sound bites you learned to mimic whilst your kebab sauce dribbles down onto your trousers, and your kids spread head lice all over the school. You people are Scotland's shame. The people we hope stay indoors and play your Xbox in summer so you don't put thee tourists off of our small but proud nation. So today, the turnout will be approx 50% of those eligible to vote The 50% who care, who work hard or have now retired but had worked hard all their lives, like me and Yvonne. The 50% who can't be bothered , are too lazy, or just too ignorant to appreciate a vote to elect who governs us in a democracy like ours , should be deported somewhere like Afghanistan or North Korea. So when all the free handouts stop , when the welfare payments for kids with so called mental health problems stops, when the Employment service actually make you work for your benefits , when there are no more energy payments or free school meals or uniforms , You might just wish you had voted So with all due respect. STFU already and go and get a job.