Confession Time

I placed a 2 dollar bill under the mattress with a 1 dollar bill and am waiting for them to mate. I'm up to $3.50.

Well my Bottles of Stars sell a bit better then your Wind lol As they brighten the Bottle you see so People like them and buy them at $200 a bottle not bad hey xxxx

hahah...loved this one. So, where can I get your 'bottled wind' (when I need it)? hmmm....as far as making my millions go....I make mine by NOT being here as often as I would like to....and it's a top secret!

I have millions of ants attacking my kitchen. To attract them I just need one 8 year old making a peanut butter and honey sandwich.

What, so everyone else can be as filthy rich as I am? I don't think so, little man! I am keeping my secrets to myself. You see, one day I will rule the world, and to do that, I must be able to buy every single one of you so that you can all serve and worship ME! If I tell you the secrets of how I continue to make millions every day, this dream of mine will never happen!

Hahahaha this is a fantastic response to people that irritate me too! Maybe now people will stop making those damn awful discussions and leave room for decent discussions that arent going to get deleted! I hate them soo much, although I cant help but reply to them I do tend to tell them to get a job lol.

You bottle wind? Now, how do you collect it?? LOL!! What a great way to make money. I wish I could see some of your satisfied customers--all those wind-challenged people. How funny they must look! :) I really love your sense of humor, Pikey. Reminds me of Plum. Cheers and happy Mylotting

Hi p1ke, you are brilliant at making all this money...just don't let it go to your head!!! LOL My millions stay hidden way down in the earth that's where they stay til I need them..hgus LoLo

I started a movement to convince people that the entire world will be toast in a few years unless we give up gasoline, put stoppers in the butts of cows to reduce methane gas, give up most of our modern conveniences and tax businesses till they collapsed. I made a few bucks but then some stupid former senator/presidential candidate found out, stole my idea and now he's living in a mansion making money hand over fist while he travels around in his private jet and using more energy in his house in one day than I do in a year. I should have copyrighted/patented my ideas.

Nope, no secrets here because it's all been done before. I have absolutely no ingenious ideas left - sorry. Now I'm definitely intrigued by your business and would like to get in on the ground floor. Please email me at IWillGladlyJumpOnYourBSBandwagon@gonewiththewind.com and tell me where to send my (rubber) check. (And before anyone reports this, it is a totally fictitious email address and URL).

Now thats pretty funny. Mylot surely has a lot of these discussions raining down lately. I have no ideas to share. Sorry guys guess I just dont do so well earning outside my regular job. Thats why I had better stick to it and help make it flourish before I lose it.

*giggle* I made my millions selling dreams...

Hi p1key, I get that a lot as well and its getting so annoying that I had to turn their nortifications off or delte them off my friends list, I had to do that because I am sick and tired of people mentioning money all the time, I've told many times I am not interesting and I don't know anything about these things, i don't think they can read that bit. Hugs. Tamara xxx

I discovered you a few months ago P1key for Hef as the first male model in Playboy magazine and I must say it has made me a Fortune...I hope you haven't forgotten all of the millions of $'s that you made from that little venture now all we need to do is find yet another venture so me can make more millions!! And NO! I can Never have Too Much and YES! I am a Very Greedy Woman indeed!

Hmm..maybe I can try that..got some good country fresh air that smells like chicken crap...from my brother in laws chickens..would be called wake up tonic..or sell bottled spring water fresh from the hillside spring..leaves and debris included as minerals..

I have a similar venture to yours actually, but it takes considerable patience to generate stock and can be quite frustrating at times too. It's a goldmine though and I sell canisters for around $800 US each. At the moment I'm moving around 25 canisters a week and shipping throughout the world. Oh, my business line? I provide pressurised spray canisters packed with 99.98% pure Angel farts. Word of mouth should keep me in good stead for a very long time to come I reckon. "Want a fresh, zesty start? Treat yourself with a burst of pure Angel Fart!" Remember that slogan, it's going places!

And of course this is good clean North Sea wind... I am making a killing in the "Crazy Cat Person" market. I will send, for $20 (plus shipping and handling), the basic kit, that includes a fur covered roller to pretend to take cat fur off you clothing and lots of pictures of cats to frame and put on your desk or in your wallet. These pretty much make sure no body will want to come visit your house that doesn't like cats. For $50 (plus S & H) I will send the more advanced kit that includes a bag of cat fur that you can spread around your homes entrance way so that they think you must have a cat, and a cd of cat sounds as well as the basic kit. For $100 I will also include the contents of a dirty catbox to put in a guest bathroom for the hard to discourage ones (the cat is of course hiding under the bed you will tell them.) And for $200, depending on where you live, I will express ship a cat along with the rest of the supplies so that you can actually produce the living proof that you are a crazy cat person. As yet, nobody taken me up on the last offer, tho I did have to turn a few down because of restrictions about importing animals. (I didn't want them waiting in quarantine.) I'm not doing too badly, especially amoung those that have discovered that the new boy/girl friend isn't what they put themselves out to be.

I will share my money making secret sure, it just costs a one time non refundable purchase of $100 $10 service fee $10 activation fee $100 fee if you want it in a language you can understand Optional special discounted rate of just $50 for express delivery in less then 6months (normal delivery time is 12-24mths) What is the product? $10 fee to find that out, but I will give you a free hint, it involves Rubber Duckies, Duck Tape and Chloroform How much will you make? Another $10 to find that out How fast will you make that amount? You guessed it, $10 to find that out as well. Want to know more? Go Squeak yourself!

Yep - I have millions of excuses, millions of procrastinatory defences and millions of reasons why I can't even be bothered getting a PayPal account. Has it occurred to these young men it might be easier to go out and get a job? Seriously, if they are able bodied and can walk and talk, they'd probably be better off doing something other than sitting in front of a computer screen all day for a few odd cents here and there. I heard on the news this morning the minimum wage in this country is apparently $14.80 per hour. Not a lot - but I doubt anyone could make that amount in an hour on myLot. Therefore, even the most low-paid employment would gain them more - and get them out of the house, into society and some wind into their hair! Alternatively, you could tell them your wind-bottling secrets and voila - a successful pyramid selling venture could be born!

Nothin to share here. Maybe they know and just want to make sure that the rest of us haven't caught on yet.