Confession Time

@p1kef1sh (45647)
July 6, 2009 12:53pm CST
Earlier I saw yet another "Tell me your money making sites" (note no "please") and thought that it was time to spill the beans to those members of this site, especially to those young men who seem pre-occupied with the idea that we are going to give them our financial secrets for free; that in fact myLot is the cover for a secret group of multi-millionaire internet entrepreneurs, both male and female, who come here to amuse themselves whilst our calculators are in for routine cleaning and servicing. Personally I have a very successful online business catching the wind, bottling it and selling it to those poor unfortunates that are wind challenged. At $150 a bottle it's been a good earner. Anyone else want to share the secrets of their millions?
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@CatGods (4599)
• United States
6 Jul 09
I take other peoples trash and turn the into cash. It's easy peasy. You just got to know what to look for. I would tell you buy my other half glued my mouth shut with the super glue. Well at least now I will loose some weight.
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@p1kef1sh (45647)
6 Jul 09
Don't mention super glue to me. I broke my specs and SG didn't repair them. LOL.
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@CatGods (4599)
• United States
6 Jul 09
I also thought about saving the fur from brushing my cats and spinning it and making a cat fur coat. Then I could sell it on ebay.
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@ElicBxn (60052)
• United States
7 Jul 09
only 7 cats, your a rank amatur, I have 4 times that number
@TLChimes (4845)
• United States
6 Jul 09
I placed a 2 dollar bill under the mattress with a 1 dollar bill and am waiting for them to mate. I'm up to $3.50.
@p1kef1sh (45647)
6 Jul 09
Ingenious. Just shows how much smarter the female mind is. Do you have to babysit?
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• United States
6 Jul 09
Unless they produce three dollar bills....then they would be worthless because no one would cash a three dollar bill. I still have about 50) $2 bills from my grreat grandmother and my boys think they are fake money. lol
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@TLChimes (4845)
• United States
6 Jul 09
Those 3 dollar bills will grow up to 5 dollar bills if you feed them right....
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@gabs8513 (48803)
• United Kingdom
6 Jul 09
Well my Bottles of Stars sell a bit better then your Wind lol As they brighten the Bottle you see so People like them and buy them at $200 a bottle not bad hey xxxx
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@p1kef1sh (45647)
6 Jul 09
Maybe I should bottle the night sky and we'll go into partnership Gabs!
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@gabs8513 (48803)
• United Kingdom
6 Jul 09
Yep sounds good to me
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@angelsmummy (1700)
6 Jul 09
Hahahaha this is a fantastic response to people that irritate me too! Maybe now people will stop making those damn awful discussions and leave room for decent discussions that arent going to get deleted! I hate them soo much, although I cant help but reply to them I do tend to tell them to get a job lol.
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@p1kef1sh (45647)
6 Jul 09
Thank you. I did think of putting a link to "my" website - an employment agency! LOL.
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• United States
6 Jul 09
What, so everyone else can be as filthy rich as I am? I don't think so, little man! I am keeping my secrets to myself. You see, one day I will rule the world, and to do that, I must be able to buy every single one of you so that you can all serve and worship ME! If I tell you the secrets of how I continue to make millions every day, this dream of mine will never happen!
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@p1kef1sh (45647)
6 Jul 09
Can't you just whisper........... LOL.
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@dawnald (84132)
• Shingle Springs, California
6 Jul 09
At least you're filthy rich and not just filthy!!!
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@TLChimes (4845)
• United States
6 Jul 09
Will worship for food.... good food.
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@SViswan (12095)
• India
8 Jul 09
hahah...loved this one. So, where can I get your 'bottled wind' (when I need it)? hmmm....as far as making my millions go....I make mine by NOT being here as often as I would like to....and it's a top secret!
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@p1kef1sh (45647)
8 Jul 09
Just drop me a line and I'll send you a sample on approval!
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@dawnald (84132)
• Shingle Springs, California
6 Jul 09
I have millions of ants attacking my kitchen. To attract them I just need one 8 year old making a peanut butter and honey sandwich.
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@p1kef1sh (45647)
6 Jul 09
I'm 12. I do so love peanut butter and honey sarnies though. Can I come over and attract even more ants please. Maybe I am that Anti - something or other.
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@dawnald (84132)
• Shingle Springs, California
6 Jul 09
You can have lots of samwiches, just please wipe up the ants afterwards?
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@CatGods (4599)
• United States
6 Jul 09
well there you go, you can market home made ant farms. Selling the ants would be one way to get them off of your property.
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@saundyl (9698)
• Canada
8 Jul 09
*giggle* I made my millions selling dreams...
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@p1kef1sh (45647)
8 Jul 09
Awwww. I must buy some them. Mine have all but run out.
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@saundyl (9698)
• Canada
8 Jul 09
awww My dreams are high quality but..they tend to get a little weird!
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@tjades (3594)
• Jamaica
7 Jul 09
Now thats pretty funny. Mylot surely has a lot of these discussions raining down lately. I have no ideas to share. Sorry guys guess I just dont do so well earning outside my regular job. Thats why I had better stick to it and help make it flourish before I lose it.
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@p1kef1sh (45647)
7 Jul 09
Trust me. I wish I had a regular (part time) job outside the internet to run the risk of losing!
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@tjades (3594)
• Jamaica
7 Jul 09
Trust me thats a position I know all too well and have no desire to revisit. I know online earning is the way out for many persons now but I just get a bit annoyed at all the send me your sites/links sort of discussions which are always floating around. Hope you get something soon (if my wish is not some how misplaced).
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@Ldyjarhead (10161)
• United States
7 Jul 09
Nope, no secrets here because it's all been done before. I have absolutely no ingenious ideas left - sorry. Now I'm definitely intrigued by your business and would like to get in on the ground floor. Please email me at IWillGladlyJumpOnYourBSBandwagon@gonewiththewind.com and tell me where to send my (rubber) check. (And before anyone reports this, it is a totally fictitious email address and URL).
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@p1kef1sh (45647)
7 Jul 09
LOL. That's the problem. The ground floor just doesn't get the wind. We shall have to be up high. Ladies first up the ladder!
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@littleowl (7157)
7 Jul 09
Hi p1ke, you are brilliant at making all this money...just don't let it go to your head!!! LOL My millions stay hidden way down in the earth that's where they stay til I need them..hgus LoLo
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@p1kef1sh (45647)
7 Jul 09
If you see a man in your garden with a spade LoLo don't be frightened. It's just me digging! LOL. XXXX
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@dragon54u (31298)
• United States
7 Jul 09
I started a movement to convince people that the entire world will be toast in a few years unless we give up gasoline, put stoppers in the butts of cows to reduce methane gas, give up most of our modern conveniences and tax businesses till they collapsed. I made a few bucks but then some stupid former senator/presidential candidate found out, stole my idea and now he's living in a mansion making money hand over fist while he travels around in his private jet and using more energy in his house in one day than I do in a year. I should have copyrighted/patented my ideas.
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@p1kef1sh (45647)
7 Jul 09
Or you could change your name to Al Gore!!
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• India
7 Jul 09
You bottle wind? Now, how do you collect it?? LOL!! What a great way to make money. I wish I could see some of your satisfied customers--all those wind-challenged people. How funny they must look! :) I really love your sense of humor, Pikey. Reminds me of Plum. Cheers and happy Mylotting
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@p1kef1sh (45647)
7 Jul 09
Plum. Wodehouse? One of my favourite authors. I collect the wind by strapping bottles to leaves about to fall and then as they spiral earthwards, they gather the wind for me.
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7 Jul 09
Hi p1key, I get that a lot as well and its getting so annoying that I had to turn their nortifications off or delte them off my friends list, I had to do that because I am sick and tired of people mentioning money all the time, I've told many times I am not interesting and I don't know anything about these things, i don't think they can read that bit. Hugs. Tamara xxx
@p1kef1sh (45647)
7 Jul 09
This one isn't one of my friends Tamara. I just got irritated by the fact that they wanted to know things but couldn't be bothered to even say "please".
@guybrush (4662)
• Australia
7 Jul 09
Yep - I have millions of excuses, millions of procrastinatory defences and millions of reasons why I can't even be bothered getting a PayPal account. Has it occurred to these young men it might be easier to go out and get a job? Seriously, if they are able bodied and can walk and talk, they'd probably be better off doing something other than sitting in front of a computer screen all day for a few odd cents here and there. I heard on the news this morning the minimum wage in this country is apparently $14.80 per hour. Not a lot - but I doubt anyone could make that amount in an hour on myLot. Therefore, even the most low-paid employment would gain them more - and get them out of the house, into society and some wind into their hair! Alternatively, you could tell them your wind-bottling secrets and voila - a successful pyramid selling venture could be born!
@CatGods (4599)
• United States
7 Jul 09
I like the birds in your avatar. What kind of birds are they? They kind of look like the blue jays we have here in the U.S.
@guybrush (4662)
• Australia
7 Jul 09
Hello, CatGods - that's a raven, one of the resident ravens at the Tower of London. They're lovely, aren't they?
@CatGods (4599)
• United States
7 Jul 09
That's a Raven??? The colors look to be navy blue and white. The Ravens here in the U.S. are bigger than a crow and are all black. Hmmmm, maybe Ravens come is different colors? And yes it is a most beautiful bird.
• Netherlands
7 Jul 09
I discovered you a few months ago P1key for Hef as the first male model in Playboy magazine and I must say it has made me a Fortune...I hope you haven't forgotten all of the millions of $'s that you made from that little venture now all we need to do is find yet another venture so me can make more millions!! And NO! I can Never have Too Much and YES! I am a Very Greedy Woman indeed!
@p1kef1sh (45647)
7 Jul 09
Is that all I am to you GEL. A cashcow? LOL.
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• Netherlands
7 Jul 09
Yes as a matter of fact you are P1key!! LOL Although! I Could think of a few more uses for you...If you are game that is!!
@p1kef1sh (45647)
7 Jul 09
Oooh Matron!
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@ElicBxn (60052)
• United States
7 Jul 09
And of course this is good clean North Sea wind... I am making a killing in the "Crazy Cat Person" market. I will send, for $20 (plus shipping and handling), the basic kit, that includes a fur covered roller to pretend to take cat fur off you clothing and lots of pictures of cats to frame and put on your desk or in your wallet. These pretty much make sure no body will want to come visit your house that doesn't like cats. For $50 (plus S & H) I will send the more advanced kit that includes a bag of cat fur that you can spread around your homes entrance way so that they think you must have a cat, and a cd of cat sounds as well as the basic kit. For $100 I will also include the contents of a dirty catbox to put in a guest bathroom for the hard to discourage ones (the cat is of course hiding under the bed you will tell them.) And for $200, depending on where you live, I will express ship a cat along with the rest of the supplies so that you can actually produce the living proof that you are a crazy cat person. As yet, nobody taken me up on the last offer, tho I did have to turn a few down because of restrictions about importing animals. (I didn't want them waiting in quarantine.) I'm not doing too badly, especially amoung those that have discovered that the new boy/girl friend isn't what they put themselves out to be.
@CatGods (4599)
• United States
7 Jul 09
Well I guess I'm crazy because I really do have 7 cats. AND no one comes over to my house either, well except for Bear's friends which is like 2 squirrely types. All who come into my house are required to worship the cats as the Gods that they are.
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@ElicBxn (60052)
• United States
7 Jul 09
Well, catgods, I guess you don't need my service
@p1kef1sh (45647)
7 Jul 09
Very entrepreneurial Elic. All those cat kits rushing round the globe. Those poor wannabe single agains - must be a CATastrophe for them to discover their partner's horror of things feline.
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@James72 (26832)
• Australia
6 Jul 09
I have a similar venture to yours actually, but it takes considerable patience to generate stock and can be quite frustrating at times too. It's a goldmine though and I sell canisters for around $800 US each. At the moment I'm moving around 25 canisters a week and shipping throughout the world. Oh, my business line? I provide pressurised spray canisters packed with 99.98% pure Angel farts. Word of mouth should keep me in good stead for a very long time to come I reckon. "Want a fresh, zesty start? Treat yourself with a burst of pure Angel Fart!" Remember that slogan, it's going places!
@p1kef1sh (45647)
6 Jul 09
Halo there James. Sounds a profitable business. I wonder if I could interest you in my line of clothes pins to be sold as easy breathing devices
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@James72 (26832)
• Australia
6 Jul 09
But then no one will be inhaling the Angel farts?
@p1kef1sh (45647)
6 Jul 09
They remove them to inhale the farts. This way they remain unaffected by non-angelic farts passed by mere mortals.
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@2EarnMoney2 (1163)
• United States
6 Jul 09
I will share my money making secret sure, it just costs a one time non refundable purchase of $100 $10 service fee $10 activation fee $100 fee if you want it in a language you can understand Optional special discounted rate of just $50 for express delivery in less then 6months (normal delivery time is 12-24mths) What is the product? $10 fee to find that out, but I will give you a free hint, it involves Rubber Duckies, Duck Tape and Chloroform How much will you make? Another $10 to find that out How fast will you make that amount? You guessed it, $10 to find that out as well. Want to know more? Go Squeak yourself!
@CatGods (4599)
• United States
6 Jul 09
where can I send the money?
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@p1kef1sh (45647)
6 Jul 09
Your my kind of myLotter. Sounds a bargain to me!
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• United States
6 Jul 09
Glad you enjoyed it :) I used to only charge $50 and $5, but it turns out, anything involving rubber duckies, people will pay more for. /shrug
@camomom (7537)
• United States
23 Jul 09
Nothin to share here. Maybe they know and just want to make sure that the rest of us haven't caught on yet.
@p1kef1sh (45647)
23 Jul 09
Maybe. Who knows?
@camomom (7537)
• United States
23 Jul 09