What if you were going to write some graffiti on a bathroom wall................

"I'd give my right hand to be ambidextrous"!

I know about Ray Stevens song and just the name Jim Stafford sounds like someone I have heard of before and the song's contents sound familiar, but I don't know if it just sounds like a familiar name and song, or I've actually heard of him and the song you talk of. In any case, I think one thing that I would write on a wall would probably be a fact, or maybe even a reminder : keep the toilet seat down... Though that would only be if it was a unisex bathroom, lol! Hmm... I may write a verse from the bible, or a favorite quote, maybe a joke, or a song lyric. Or I may just write : Someone was here in blah blah year. I've seen that in bathroom stalls in schools I went to.

Never did and never would even if I did want o write something about the x I told it all to his favce with friends around so they all knew what had happened even if they thought I was dumb to his cheating I wasnt!

hi celticeagle well thinking of funny here is one from my deceased hubby . he had a rich sense of humor.He would have written, Here I sit all broken hearted, I came to shi# but only farted. okay I might write this then run, roses are red violets are blue, peek a boo, I see you. imagine some one reading that then looking around for a peephole.he he he.

Hi Celticeagle, there's only one bit of graffiti seen on toilet walls over here and every toilet bears the same inscription, coupled with a large red cross. It simply reads 'Do not put toilet paper in the toilet'. Sometimes it also says it in Greek as well. I do the same on my bathroom wall if I have vistitors.

I think, I will follow what most of the people do in public bathrooms wherein they tend to post their mobile phone numbers to attract textmates. Amazing? I found it funny actually. Imagine, you will post your mobile phone number in order to look for future partners....

I would write the telephone number of a guy I really don't like... with the mentioning "call for a fun time".

On the wall above the toilet I would write, 'You may lose more than your cookies. Bulimia kills.'

i dont know what i would write today. theres no one in that mad at any more. but when i was a kid of course like all others i wrote things like my name (first) and so and so's, whoever was bf at the time, forever but one time i was pretty upset at a girl and of course wrote the worst things about her and convinced my bf to write her number in the boys room sorry to say.

i won't write any thing bad on the wall. maybe just some funny things. i would not write any personal messages hoping the person will read it on the wall not unless i am sure that the person will be able to visit the place and read what i have written on the wall.

LOL..I guess it would be something silly like marking bad words out and adding my own to stuff that was already there..lol..that would be kind of fun.

I would write something that comes from the heart!!!!!!! =)I would write my boyfriend's name and my name and put a heart in between them. I already made a habit of writing my boyfriend's name and my name together anywhere. If I have a pen or pencil in my hand, I would doodle and I would include my boyfriend's name and my name PLUS a heart in between our names.. Sounds childish right??? I don't care,,,, =) I just love doing it anyway...

are you refering to the song "jenny" originally done by tommy tutone...and then covered by BILLIONS of other bands? "Jenny, I got your number, I need to make you mine. Jenny, don't change your number, 8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9) 8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9) I got it, I got it, I got it! I got your number on the wall! I got it, I got it, I got it! For a good time, for a good time call...." that's the first thing that pops into my head when talking about songs and bathroom wall writings..... as for what i would write..well..hmmm here's one.. ~“Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hands.” – for a men’s bathroom….obviously.

If I would do a graffiti on a wall. It'll probably be about peace and love.

Jim Stafford, he sung Spiders and Snakes, that song was hilarious. I don't quite remember the one you are referring to. Sorry I couldn't help you out with a title, there. I love Ray Stevens songs as well. The Haircut Song is one of my favorites. I'm always quoting it when someone asked me what I do for a living "I'm a Logger". I get some laughs, and a lot of confused looks. LOL If I were going to write graffiti on a bathroom wall, it would have to be a wall where it is acceptable. Kind of like those old time bars on Broadway in Nashville. And then, I would just write M2 (except the 2 would be small like the square symbol), and then I would either write the date or just the year. That would depend on how much space I had to write it. I found this discussion pretty interesting. I don't think that anyone has ever asked me about writing on bathroom walls before. LOL Thanks, and have a great day!

i once found some graffiti in a gideons bible (hasten to add that i did not write it - i do not deface books) that i thought was quite funny. it went thankyou for reading love god xx

Interesting question. Id write my favorite quote. It is very inspiring. When i read it, i feel like i can go on. And i want to share it with anyone. Someone who's about to give up might get hope from it. It's just a little thing but if i can help someone, then i'll be happy to.

hehe.LOLed at your 3rd Husband. Poor Husband. if i would be given a chance to put on graffiti on my bathroom walls i would write..."Come on! wake up your late!" coz i always fall asleep in the toilet every morning.haha.. and another thing "you! dont you forget to flush the toilet!" for those who use our CR. XD

I think i'd write a funny joke or make a reponse to another graffiti or at least i'd made a political comment about something that it's happening in my country. Even if i tell this i seldom do this because i won't like to have problems. It's better to read them that to make them.

I'd write "I'm watching you", then see how many people decide to use a different stall. :p