Do U Burp Nd Fart In Public Places ??? How Would U Handle It ???

@sunnycool (12714)
India
May 23, 2010 12:47am CST
The topic is pretty much limited and ofcourse disgusting It would fun if we can discuss it in moderate levels Say you have been partying with your friends in a Club and you had enough of drinks---you started to feel odd now---All your attempts to control it went in vain AND you ended up with a Big Burp ---- Boooooo You became a star now ----Folks in there started Staring at you as if A n@ked Alien is partying with them making weird sounds The same goes on with Farting lol---do not expect me to come up with any examples How Would you handle these embrassing situation's---Would you just leave that place or you put the blame on the person standing besides you haha ???
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34 responses
• Philippines
23 May 10
Yes I burp and fart and sometimes I do both at the same time. I don't mind when people make faces when they're around to experience it. I let them smell it. hahaha!!!
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@vandana7 (98996)
• India
23 May 10
Actually I have an idea for inventors! Some perfume should come out of personal clothing everytime somebody farts. That way, people would wait for others to fart. What do you say frontvisions? :)
• Philippines
24 May 10
Sunny, i'll stand by you next time i feel like doing it. Haha!
@sunnycool (12714)
• India
23 May 10
I pity those who stand by you unfortunately ----are you sure that you dont force them to smell it Poor ones must be going through hell wanting for pure oxygen
• Ghana
23 May 10
This is a very really interesting subject. I really do not burp nor fart in public places. That i must confess it is a very disgusting thing to do in public. Even if this must be done it must be done in a secluded place.
@vandana7 (98996)
• India
23 May 10
You seem to be familiar with what is equity, and what is a share! And yet you look for secluded place?
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@sunnycool (12714)
• India
23 May 10
Welcome to Mylot man So nice of you to know that you care for your fellow citizens and friends --every body should make sure they hold their farts and blurps until they find a deserted place
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@dawnald (85135)
• Shingle Springs, California
24 May 10
You know me too well. I blame it on the dog, the cats, the kids, the husband... :D
@vandana7 (98996)
• India
25 May 10
What a generous person! Giving the credits to others.
@vandana7 (98996)
• India
25 May 10
Sunny - she doesnt know what benamis are! Dawny - benami means a deal belonging to me but registered in another person's name! For instance suppose I earn enough, and I want to evade paying taxes, and my papa does not have taxable income, so I will earn some monies on his name, effectively avoiding taxes! Got it? It is very common out here to avoid black monies and wealth taxes. And i have to agree with my nephew, your husband deserves such parting gifts. :D
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@sunnycool (12714)
• India
25 May 10
Dont you think they had enough of those Blames Dawn For how many years they would be your benamis I think your husband deserves those
@vandana7 (98996)
• India
23 May 10
Well, if I can burp, and fart in public places, then why should I stop at that my baby nephew? :) You, of course, are still a baby, so all your trespasses are forgiven, aren't they?
@vandana7 (98996)
• India
23 May 10
Neither would I baby nephew. :)
@sunnycool (12714)
• India
23 May 10
I really doubt you
@sunnycool (12714)
• India
23 May 10
Nope you would never find me doing that in public and it would damn embrassing for me .Blurping goes on well admidst severe drinkers lol
@saphrina (31552)
• South Africa
23 May 10
Never heard of restrooms, have you? If you feel like burping or farting and you cannot make it to the restroom, at least have the decency to say excuse me. It is freaking rude and disgusting, you know. TATA.
@saphrina (31552)
• South Africa
23 May 10
Hello IJ.
@cloud31 (5809)
23 May 10
I cannot write a response to this my angel, I can't imagine how would it be .Just drop by and give you a hug.Miss you!
@cloud31 (5809)
23 May 10
my angel
@cloud31 (5809)
23 May 10
Oh its all about that fart Fairy, .I think that's a nice idea though, its bit embarrassing,get somebody to blame of what you have done, well I think if no more way to go its simple as it isdo as she did in the fairy tale.Take a deep breath and say Its not me. So bad.lol
@sunnycool (12714)
• India
23 May 10
So its time to to reveal the princess in this Fairy Fart Tale Can you make a guess Okies----every body in here is shouting your name----so you're the one who does that What i dont get is---why do you take a deep breathe lol---let me imagone how would it be if you do that amidst your friends haha rofl
@sunnycool (12714)
• India
23 May 10
Ohhhhh Prettie ----Fairy tales are known for the Gorgeous princess---so it is definitely you We never heard of Princess farting in those tales though----so good to see you coming and confessing about your farting experiences
@cloud31 (5809)
23 May 10
Hey its not meBack to you!!! You are the author of this so it must be "YOU"
@drannhh (15219)
• United States
23 May 10
Oh, well, this is funny, but I know someone who is as the Medieval English poets used to say "Squeamish of F*rting" - rfol -- yes, the English language has a rich heritage. Well he is funny. I tell him, hey, I grew up with brothers, OK, don't sweat it~ But he is soooo fastidious and gets embarrassed. I tell him about the guy from France who made a career of this. Heard of him? His name was Le Petomane and sometimes he earned 20,000 francs per performance at the Moulin Rouge. Now that is turning lemons into lemonade!
@vandana7 (98996)
• India
23 May 10
drannnnhhh - what an angel you are turning out to be! Are you looking for that BR again? This time, if my nephew gives it to you, it would be because he does that all the time! Come to think of it, men do it more often than women. May be they have problem with their rectal muscles. Wish Consultrainer would clarify on that! And it makes more noise when men do it! I have yet to do survey on which one is more smelly though!
@vandana7 (98996)
• India
23 May 10
Planning to take you as my assistant - you could smell and compare, and I would write and analyze! How about it, sunny boy? :-)
@sunnycool (12714)
• India
23 May 10
I think i'm too young for this---and i cannot keep up with your VAAAAAAAST experience I think you should offer this disgusting job to your dear friend saphrina
@zed_k4 (17589)
• Singapore
24 May 10
I'd just laugh it off, shrug and go off as quickly as I can. LOL... I won't be blaming anyone.. if they know, they know, you get what I mean..
@zed_k4 (17589)
• Singapore
25 May 10
Hmmmmmmm....
@vandana7 (98996)
• India
24 May 10
High time I found a girl for you closer to my home. :)
@ifa225 (14364)
• Indonesia
23 May 10
i would blame it to the one who started this discussion. ...because he is naked alien who making a weird sounds...blurrppp...
@vandana7 (98996)
• India
23 May 10
and fartttttttt!
@piya84 (2581)
• India
24 May 10
I generally look at my other friend and say loudly ohh god what are you doing !!! People think its she and not me.Keep some innocent company with you always they are good people to pass blame.
• Singapore
24 May 10
Ah pity the poor innocent scapegoat. If I were your friend I would dodge away as fast as possible instead of staying there to take the blame.
@sagnik42 (3592)
• India
23 May 10
The trick is... Do both of them, anyway you want, anywhere you want and do not look embarrassed ... It is so much easier when people find that you do not get embarrassed at all.
@sunnycool (12714)
• India
23 May 10
Thank you for sharing your experience Sagnik The way you framed it looks like you have been following and implementing this trick for years now
@sunnycool (12714)
• India
23 May 10
That was his experience Meluan
@ifa225 (14364)
• Indonesia
23 May 10
he has experienced it too meluan, but he is not embarrassed. u can see at his avatar that he is half n@ked
@umabharti (3972)
• India
23 May 10
hi,best thing is be careful while eating something.dont take excess .Both things are wrong ,leaving the place and blaming others.Y do others have to sufer becox of u.
@sunnycool (12714)
• India
23 May 10
hi Uma,I wasn't the one in the example ----so you make an exception and i'm too innocent to scare others by farting and burping So i here by conclude that i believe in the phrase---"Live and Let Live"
• China
23 May 10
Hi,long time no see.I don't know how to answer your question cause it's really embarrassed when we face that.As to me,maybe stand it or just let nature take its course.Anyway,it depends.This month I am busing in my exams and the next week I still have two tests and one is about English .Good luck to me !!
@vandana7 (98996)
• India
23 May 10
Yeah, eat well, drink plenty of water, and that fiber! Dont want to be farting in examination hall! There is pin drop silence there - so everybody will know who did it!
@sunnycool (12714)
• India
24 May 10
I was just kidding Zong ---so you have those at the weekends ?
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• China
24 May 10
Oh,I don't mean I have test everyday,but it comes every week and I have no choice but to review lessons everyday.
• Philippines
23 May 10
I haven't experienced burping so loud in a public place. Swear. But farting? Haha! A lot. Not the loud one. I'm always the silent type. Imma killing em silently. I'll ask as if I don't know anything or as if I didn't smell anything then act innocent.
@sunnycool (12714)
• India
23 May 10
you're the very first to confess that you fart louder and harder lol---you seem to be a bit shy but you must have been hard enough which gives them nightmares
• Philippines
25 May 10
I don't know what you're talking about.
@tjburcham (690)
• United States
24 May 10
That's funny. I like how people seem to get offended when someone does this. Like they don't ever relieve themselves that way. Not sure what I would do. Depends on the crowd.
@dloveli (4366)
• United States
24 May 10
Even if they say they havent, THEY ARE LYING! Every one at one point in time has let one rip in the most awful places. You've never coughed and it just came out? come one guys Its just us. Be honest. Who cares its stinky nature. lol.He who smelt it dealt it. If you denied it you supplied it. LMAO. If I got to I do. and that is that. If someone hears me I simply say "SORRY" or "MY BAD" If I know Im going to do it I do try to move out of the way of others. Respect and all. What I hate is when its you and another in a car. All of a sudden you smell this god awful smell. When you say who did it? Knowing you didnt and the other person denies it. Are you kidding me? What a liar.... Happy MyLotting dl
@se7enthbird (8307)
• Philippines
23 May 10
the discussion itself is quite disgusting har har har. lucky i dont drink and dont party in clubs. but i love eating out and when i am really full there is a lot of crumbling happening inside my tummy. but the problem is i dont feel like farting i more feel like going to the loo. har har har. so far nothing happened as farting and making the whole house smells like you know what i mean. about burping i can handle that like shrek. after i burp i will say better out than in i always say. then everyone will laugh.
@sunnycool (12714)
• India
23 May 10
What if every body around follows your strategy lol---you hear someone farting and saying "better Out than In" And what do you mean by har lol---is it your style of saying haha
@jdyrj777 (6530)
• United States
24 May 10
I usually do what i have to do when i have to do it. Its really not good for you to hold it in anyway. It needs to come out. Its its afart hopefully you can release it softly. If i feel a fart coming and i think it may be of a loud verity i move away from people so they wont hear. If it happens to excape ina crowd i hope nobody knows its me. Long as i dont give myself away by craking a crooked smile. I do not eat meat so usually smell is not a problem.
@anuraa32 (2446)
• India
26 May 10
I usually don't burp and fart in public places. Burping though is still controllable. I never do it yet. But I do fart sometimes, especially when I have an upset tummy. But they are not very loud. Only twice has it happened that it was very loud. I acted as if nothing had happened and everyone around me were nice enough to ignore it.
@dorannmwin (36392)
• United States
25 May 10
Well, I always try not to fart in public because that is a highly embarrassing thing and it is also something that will offend the nostrils of other people. Now, burping is another thing completely for me. I don't particularly like to belch in public, but it seems like I have less control over being able to hold in a burp until I am in a less public place than I have with holding in a fart. So, I think that burping is more socially acceptible than farting.