I believe there are ninjas running mylot

@Renhard (3471)
Jamaica
January 10, 2013 1:27pm CST
It doesn't even make sense I try to figure out the algorithm that this site is build on. But there is one thing that interests me a lot. I have been thinking the same thing for the few years that I have joined this site. It seems veracious but how in heaven is mylot able to check so many posts. So many! There are so many people on this site and it is growing everyday. How do they do it? There is only one explanation: They are ninjas. Yes I figured it out, some brilliant ninjas with super powers.
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@Mavic123456 (21898)
• Thailand
11 Jan 13
OK OK.. fine I admit... my father was Japanese... I was born ihn Japan... and... I like wearing socks on my face... my nickname is Kunoichi....... shh.. don't tell... am I the Ninja my opponents might know my secret identity.
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@Renhard (3471)
• Jamaica
12 Jan 13
What are your special powers?
@Renhard (3471)
• Jamaica
12 Jan 13
Good joker indeed.
@Mavic123456 (21898)
• Thailand
12 Jan 13
hmm... my powers... just... hmmm.... ahhhhm... i don't know. it is a special power that only the comes out in danger. depends on the situation.. but I can be a good joker. LOL
@owlwings (43915)
• Cambridge, England
10 Jan 13
You're all wrong! It's kittens ... specially trained: http://www.mylot.com/GoAskAlice
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@owlwings (43915)
• Cambridge, England
10 Jan 13
They start them very young with mouse practice. Then they move on to cat-a-logging and cat-a-lists. They have to learn to avoid cat-a-tonia, of course. For leisure time, they teach them to sail cat-a-meringues. Felicitations!
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@Renhard (3471)
• Jamaica
10 Jan 13
I see I see. wow. Well maybe they are ninja kittens because my past cat couldn't use my computer. He just sat there being lazy.
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@Renhard (3471)
• Jamaica
10 Jan 13
I must try that, I need to try that but I can't any more cause my cat ran away years ago. Either that or something killed him. I have no idea.
@mysdianait (66009)
• Italy
10 Jan 13
It is the hamsters that do everything on here. That is why there are glitches and probably why they need our help in finding the violations
@Renhard (3471)
• Jamaica
10 Jan 13
I have never met on any glitches really except earnings sometimes doesn't update on time. I don't think hamsters have the super power that ninjas' have. Let us put them in the fighting ring.
@mysdianait (66009)
• Italy
10 Jan 13
You don't have any glitches? Can you post comments on your friends' profiles?
• United States
10 Jan 13
Lots of hamsters, in little wheels... lots and lots of little wheels.
@dawnald (85135)
• Shingle Springs, California
10 Jan 13
Not me, not me....
@vandana7 (98853)
• India
10 Jan 13
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@dawnald (85135)
• Shingle Springs, California
10 Jan 13
Here comes one. :D
@Renhard (3471)
• Jamaica
10 Jan 13
It is hard to believe any of you. I think you two might be working together to fool me. But dawnald you seem a little more suspicious
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@vandana7 (98853)
• India
10 Jan 13
Brilliant stuff Renhard...I will recommend your name for Nobel prize this year..
@vandana7 (98853)
• India
10 Jan 13
And the award goes to.... Lamby...
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@Renhard (3471)
• Jamaica
10 Jan 13
Ican't believe it. I thought I would have gotten it.
@Renhard (3471)
• Jamaica
10 Jan 13
Oh my word thank you. I will prepare my speech. "Good day fellow mylotters and other human beings, today I am receiving this prize for my wonderful discover and I was told I need to prepare such a speech to rock you guys. SO hear goes. It was hard the days that we worked together to make those wonderful discussions. Those time I took a little longer than usually to reply to your discussions, I wasn't wasting time. Trust me on that one. I was there just looking, just looking at mylot. Staring and trying to figure out the possibilities. And then I got a tip, the tip was : (Sorry I can't discussed such private information ) Anyway yes and that tip got me to the veracious conclusion. So i will like to thank all of you for helping me reach so far. For holding on and coping while I just sat down on my toilet thinking and reasoning. I really appreciate it.
@ShyBear88 (59284)
• Sterling, Virginia
10 Jan 13
Lol, I love your idea of that ninjas are in control of Mylot. It sounds like something my 8 year old brother in law would say. It is an idea but I'm not a 100% sold on the idea.
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@Hatley (163781)
• Garden Grove, California
10 Jan 13
@Renhard (3471)
• Jamaica
10 Jan 13
They are hiding but they are here some where. Maybe you could lure them out if you could find what they like to eat or something? They must be starving from doing so much work.
@ShyBear88 (59284)
• Sterling, Virginia
11 Jan 13
Maybe get the doughnuts and coffee. Oh wait thats of the police not ningas. I don't know what Ningas like to eat.
@zandi458 (28102)
• Malaysia
11 Jan 13
The ninjas must have messed up with mylot machineries as the notifications are not forthcoming .
@Renhard (3471)
• Jamaica
11 Jan 13
Maybe they have dropped asleep unfortunately.
@Hatley (163781)
• Garden Grove, California
10 Jan 13
hi renhard oh I think that they re just super hard working people but still maybe very brilloienat ninjas Renhard. they do get things done and on the ball too and we get paid on time every time. You are one brilliant myloltter to figure that all out wow.
@Renhard (3471)
• Jamaica
10 Jan 13
Oh my thanks. Can you please tell vandana to increase my score so I can win the nobel prize. I want to meet one of the admins, is that possible to see one of the discussions they have ever replied to.
@Renhard (3471)
• Jamaica
11 Jan 13
Oh i see. Thank you.
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@sishy7 (27169)
• Australia
11 Jan 13
He's in box#10 on this one three day ago: http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/2737890.aspx?p=1
@celticeagle (159173)
• Boise, Idaho
10 Jan 13
I doubt you would be able to figure this out. It is constantly changing I am thinking. And not everyone even posts very often so it can't be that hard to check them all. It sure is a growing site. I remember when I first came on the site. It only had about 60,000 members. Now look at it. What would ninjas do?
@celticeagle (159173)
• Boise, Idaho
11 Jan 13
Well, isn't that spiffy?
@Renhard (3471)
• Jamaica
10 Jan 13
Ninjas slow down time, and use their brilliant observation to see everything. Then their laser fast fingers make the world less corrupt.
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@Renhard (3471)
• Jamaica
12 Jan 13
spiffy indeed
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@jazel_juan (15747)
• Philippines
10 Jan 13
how about angels? or spies? or under cover mylotters? i mean what's with ninjas?
@jazel_juan (15747)
• Philippines
10 Jan 13
ninja lambie is here.. how's your fishing rod? haha!
@jazel_juan (15747)
• Philippines
11 Jan 13
they won't, they are quite picky. lol.
@Renhard (3471)
• Jamaica
10 Jan 13
I got a hint it is ninjas. I just can't share the info. They might hear and take me in my sleep.
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@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
10 Jan 13
What does the word 'veracious' mean?
@mysdianait (66009)
• Italy
10 Jan 13
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Veracious
@Renhard (3471)
• Jamaica
10 Jan 13
It means speaking the truth; honest; truthful.
• Valdosta, Georgia
10 Jan 13
Ninjas huh? Maybe... I can only think of one ninja around here... I like ninjas, their sexy!
@jazel_juan (15747)
• Philippines
11 Jan 13
err.. baby ninjas?
@Renhard (3471)
• Jamaica
11 Jan 13
that is cute.
@Renhard (3471)
• Jamaica
10 Jan 13
Young love. Two ninjas hugging. I wonder what will come next.
@echoforever (5180)
• United States
10 Jan 13
I will admit the Admin are ninja-like I think they're just more numerous than we imagine!
@mysdianait (66009)
• Italy
10 Jan 13
Did you see those on GoAskAlice's friend list? http://www.mylot.com/GoAskAlice/friends In a discussion by Crash (which you can find on his profile) he speaks of 15 at the time of responding on that discussion years ago.
@Renhard (3471)
• Jamaica
10 Jan 13
But I heard there is only one or two of them. So they must be for only two people taking on these work and being 98% successful at it.
• United States
11 Jan 13
15 and counting?
@Nursefrai06 (2498)
• Penrith, Australia
10 Jan 13
Haha! Lol on that! They're not good ninjas then since you figured out about them. XD anyway, I think it's against the rules to mess with mylot's algorithm. Hahaha! Anyway, I think the members themselves are the one reporting wether a post should be removed or not. There are so many posts on mylot and it's impossible for them to read ever single one of them. So I think the way a post is rated helps them know if a post is worthy of deletion or not. :)
@Renhard (3471)
• Jamaica
10 Jan 13
Those two were the bold ones that knew even if they were right in front of your eyes, you couldn't do anything about them.
@Renhard (3471)
• Jamaica
10 Jan 13
You know ninja's eye sight is marvellous, they see everything. But I can't understand how two person alone can control such a massive site. It is unbelievable. SO they are must ninjas.
• Penrith, Australia
10 Jan 13
I don't think there is just 2 of them. XD those two who have been figured out, they are a disgrace to the ninja clan. They have to practice their hiding skills more!! Hahaha. :D If they were real ninjas, the thought of ninjas wouldn't have even crossed your mind. XD
@silverfox09 (4708)
• United States
11 Jan 13
Great observation lol , I would never had guested
@Renhard (3471)
• Jamaica
11 Jan 13
Thank you. I did it for the whole community.
@artauxeo (287)
• Philippines
10 Jan 13
those ninjas here in mylot has the skill to slow down time like those ninjas in the shinobi movie. u
@Renhard (3471)
• Jamaica
10 Jan 13
Yes they can slow down time. Time might continue for us but they start to move super speed to us. If i had that super power, I would have no more homework late, and everything cleaning would be done in a couple of seconds. I wish I could have those powers.