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myLot reputation of 96/100. ebsharer (2481)   ranked 45 out of 1,013 in humor 4 years ago

I thought this was hysterical and decided to share!!

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned “Big Jim and the Twins”, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Darn women drivers!!

And men say us women are bad drivers?!?! Funny thing is I have acutally seen people doing all of this... Eating, Shaving, Talking on the phone, Putting Makeup on and more!

What have you seen???

 

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Irishfrndly65 (8534) response was accepted on 1/13/2009.
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1. myLot reputation of 98/100. sudalunts (4245)   4 years ago

You are so right. I for one really pay attention to what I am doing when I am driving. I have seen the eyeliner, brushing hair, mascara, cell phone done by women every morning when I was going to work.
As far as men, my husband would tie his tie, and steer the car with his knees, read a map, and of course his eyes are not on the road, juggle his coffee cup etc. Everyone needs to pay attention when they are driving, because it only takes a second.


myLot reputation of 96/100. ebsharer (2481)   ranked 45 out of 1,013 in humor  4 years ago

This was suposted to be a funny thing ..

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2. myLot reputation of 99/100. Wizzywig (4056)   ranked 37 out of 1,013 in humor   4 years ago

Oh yes, I've seen all those things too.... I've seen lorry drivers reading newspapers (holding them with both hands), drivers leaning over to kiss their passengers, drivers with dogs on their laps....


myLot reputation of 96/100. ebsharer (2481)   ranked 45 out of 1,013 in humor  4 years ago

this was suposted to be funny ...

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3. myLot reputation of 98/100. palonghorn (4212)   ranked 68 out of 1,013 in humor   4 years ago

i want a bumper sticker made.........if you can't multi-task, then don't! i was rear-ended years ago by a man reading the paper while he was driving. i had a man in front of me on the interstate, talking on his phone and reaching in the backseat for files or papers or something, he was all over both lanes.....i just backed off and let him have the rode, i wanted no part of his stupidity.


myLot reputation of 96/100. ebsharer (2481)   ranked 45 out of 1,013 in humor  4 years ago

LOL - I am guilty of talking on my phone while driving I will say I don't slow down beacuse of it like a lot do. I have NEVER run a red light or stop sign because I was on my phone and I don't switch lanes with out looking like some do.

My worst in the car is when my daughter drops some thing and I try to get it while driving. I finally came to my senses and make her wait till we get to a red light.


myLot reputation of 96/100. ebsharer (2481)   ranked 45 out of 1,013 in humor  4 years ago

by the way i used to have a bummper sticker that said ...

YOU'RE STUPID ... YES YOU

it went across the entire top of my back window LOL

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4. myLot reputation of 99/100. saundyl (4720)   ranked 197 out of 1,013 in humor   4 years ago

One time while driving to work in the city (a few years back) i saw a guy brushing his teeth and spitting out the window.


myLot reputation of 96/100. ebsharer (2481)   ranked 45 out of 1,013 in humor  4 years ago

Thats GROSS!!! LOL

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5. myLot reputation of 93/100. Irishfrndly65 (8534)   4 years ago

Oh good lord, I've rarely seen it in men. I remember one instance and the guy was reading, at NIGHT, with his dome light on, driving down the highway! SCARY!

I briefly, and I stress briefly, commuted with a gal that was always late. She would take off and level out at about 85, the speed limit was 70. Then she would yank her rearview mirror over and proceed to put on her mascara driving down the road. I, and the other lady, would sit clutching each other and the door handles. SHE was soon driving alone again! Nuff of that for me! Man I've rarely been so scared in my life.


myLot reputation of 96/100. ebsharer (2481)   ranked 45 out of 1,013 in humor  4 years ago

I am guilty of putting on make up in the car but only at red lights and I pay attention to when it turns green.


myLot reputation of 93/100. Irishfrndly65 (8534)  4 years ago

Well I hope you don't start going 80 and doing that! LOL!


myLot reputation of 93/100. Irishfrndly65 (8534)  4 years ago

thanks dear, you still doing Ciao?


myLot reputation of 96/100. ebsharer (2481)   ranked 45 out of 1,013 in humor  4 years ago

yes and no ... I have been rating but thats about it. I donno I'm at a loss for words these days. Every where ... mylot, caio, home, work. I'm in a funk lol I think I'm just missing my little girl. but good news is I found a replacement for me so I will be in FL by Fed 3rd!!!!



myLot reputation of 93/100. Irishfrndly65 (8534)  4 years ago

I'm not even bothering and thinking of posting to that effect. I am still getting friend request, asking me to rate their reviews. LOL! Please.

Woohoo that's awesome. Lots of MyLottians in FL. LOL!

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6. myLot reputation of 78/100. swtpareek (542)   ranked 841 out of 1,013 in humor   4 years ago

The thing that I have seen most of the people do while driving is Talking over the phone! The rule is violated most of the time. Not just while driving a four wheeler but also while driving a two wheeler I have seen people talk over phone! God knows how do they manage to drive with just one hand on the handle!


myLot reputation of 96/100. ebsharer (2481)   ranked 45 out of 1,013 in humor  4 years ago

I am guilty of taking on the phone while driving but like i said above i dont slow down just because im on the phone like a lot do and i have never run a red light or stop sign because of being on the phone.

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