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myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (11654)   ranked 226 out of 38,434 in life11 months ago

Get your minds out of the gutter. This discussion I dedicate to someone here who started a discussion about her clogged up toilet and she mentioned how her daughter makes uh, rather large turds...the size of elephants....so....

Inquiring minds want to know.....

When you take a dump...and maybe you inspect to see your contribution to the world, are you ever amazed as to HOW LARGE it is? Like do you gasp and say...OMG..Did I do that? That can't be from me...How can I have all that inside me? Okay who let the elephant in and switch my poops? If you aren't the guilty party....how about your pets? Are you sometimes amazed at the size of their turds? w00t

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1. myLot reputation of 94/100. OreoCookie3 (18775)   ranked 577 out of 38,434 in life   11 months ago

w00tOMG!!! I am laughing my butt off! I almost choked on my potato chips! I sprayed chips all over my keyboard! I am not big.. I take 3 fiber tablets every day... I gave her 5 today after that humungus turd. lol


myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (11654)   ranked 226 out of 38,434 in life  11 months ago

Heehee..glad to give you a laugh...you inspired this discussion...heehee. thumbup I swear though...my two cats make elephant sized turds lots of times too...not just their "mom"


myLot reputation of 94/100. OreoCookie3 (18775)   ranked 577 out of 38,434 in life  11 months ago

Haaa! Ranger does too. I have to go out with a pooper scooper or if there is a lot I just go with the wheel barrel and a shovel to get it up. Between Ivan and Ranger, and now Cammie I want to have a clean yard to walk in without picking up poop on my feet. I do try to keep the yard clean.

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2. myLot reputation of 93/100. sedel1027 (12408)   ranked 1,095 out of 38,434 in life   11 months ago

I have never thought that about myself but my son and my hubby OMG their poops are HUGE. I swear I don't' know how it fits inside of them.


myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (11654)   ranked 226 out of 38,434 in life  11 months ago

OMG--really big huh?w00t

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3. myLot reputation of 100/100. paula27661 (5490)   ranked 187 out of 38,434 in life   11 months ago

Ha!Ha!Ha! You're so funny!lolI can't stop laughing! Part of me can't believe you started this discussion and the other is quite glad you did and it has me pondering about it now. I will never have the experience again without thinking about you (isn't that terrible?) and how big "it" is. Upon examination I guess it is quite large, it does depend; I have made size comments to my little daughter before; I have looked at her and then looked inside the toilet and have been amazed I must say!lol


myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (11654)   ranked 226 out of 38,434 in life  11 months ago

LOL--mmmm...so now you're going to think of me whenever you're on the throne... w00t
I'm sometimes often amazed at the size of the turds my cats make...sometimes think I have lions insteadlol

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4. myLot reputation of 85/100. blue65packer (1879)   ranked 1,357 out of 38,434 in life   11 months ago

You are one sick puppy!


myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (11654)   ranked 226 out of 38,434 in life  11 months ago

lol

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5. myLot reputation of 97/100. GardenGerty (20422)   ranked 64 out of 38,434 in life   11 months ago

No, that is not an issue for me. I wonder more about how many times I have to go.


myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (11654)   ranked 226 out of 38,434 in life  11 months ago

Why do you go a lot? blink


myLot reputation of 97/100. GardenGerty (20422)   ranked 64 out of 38,434 in life  11 months ago

Rapid transit.


myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (11654)   ranked 226 out of 38,434 in life  11 months ago

I had that a few days ago when I first started taking antibiotics...as much as I hate medications antibiotics really are the only thing that gets a bronchitis bug out of me....not too mention the chocolate pudding squirts...LOL

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6. myLot reputation of 96/100. eaforeman6 (4205)   ranked 6,183 out of 38,434 in life   11 months ago

sadI miss the bear when I see posts like this...! Ok, I am wondering what the bear would say if he were here to answer.lol I am sure he would have something to say lol Oh, Poo poo, thats what I think about him being gone. wink


myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (11654)   ranked 226 out of 38,434 in life  11 months ago

I miss him toocrysad


myLot reputation of 97/100. GardenGerty (20422)   ranked 64 out of 38,434 in life  11 months ago

He has passed the baton of poo to you.


myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (11654)   ranked 226 out of 38,434 in life  11 months ago

Awww-thank you Garden Gerty..I'm honored...uh, I thinkblink

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7. myLot reputation of 98/100. Opal26 (10063)   ranked 206 out of 38,434 in life   11 months ago

Hey pye! I'm lmao again! I do have to hand it to you, you
to have the most interesting and weird discussions on all of
mylot! And yes, I am sometimes amazed at the size and length
of what comes out of me! I'm not that big a woman, but you
wouldn't know that by the size of some of my poops! It's
no wonder that my hemmoroids are always acting up! My poor
butt! Do you think this discussion can get anymore graphic?
I had a cat that made the biggest turds ever! He was a big
cat and his turds where huge! I love you Cougar, but boy could
you poop! You must have taken after Mommy!


myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (11654)   ranked 226 out of 38,434 in life  11 months ago

I'm not tall either..only 5' 1"...but with the poops I sometimes make you would think I was 7 feet tall.. lol
Mmmm...well I try to balance myself out..from doing real serious discussions to wacky ones like this one


myLot reputation of 98/100. Opal26 (10063)   ranked 206 out of 38,434 in life  11 months ago

At least you keep me laughing! We are so much alike, even
our poop is alike!lol

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8. myLot reputation of 82/100. sparkofinsanity (3542)   ranked 1,300 out of 38,434 in life   11 months ago

Dawn was right, it must have been a slow today here today if the two of you are talking turds! ROFL
Mine are fine, and my dog is a lady and never poops!.........ok, she does, but I don't get too close to them unless I absolutely have to. LOL
Nice topic for the night before Valentine's Day pye!ROFL


myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (11654)   ranked 226 out of 38,434 in life  11 months ago

Hey! What better time to talk about turds than Valentine's Day eve. lol


myLot reputation of 82/100. sparkofinsanity (3542)   ranked 1,300 out of 38,434 in life  11 months ago

Well if you must! LOL
Can they be chocolate turds?
ROFL


myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (11654)   ranked 226 out of 38,434 in life  11 months ago

How about chocolate pudding squirts? I was having that condition a few days ago since I was taking antibiotics..LOL


myLot reputation of 82/100. sparkofinsanity (3542)   ranked 1,300 out of 38,434 in life  11 months ago

I was going to go to bed pye, but now you're giving me nightmares! LOL
I'll probably spend the night 'squirting' myself now, the power of suggestion and bad digestion being what it is! ROFL
FYI...my ex used to call me his little 'squirt fruit', but it had nothing to do with 'chocolate'.........!


myLot reputation of 82/100. KrazyKlingon (3178)   ranked 3,837 out of 38,434 in life  11 months ago

Well, this year was an oddball year in that Valentine's Day Eve happened to be a Friday the 13th.


myLot reputation of 82/100. sparkofinsanity (3542)   ranked 1,300 out of 38,434 in life  11 months ago

We're on a roll KK. We have a Friday th 13th in March of this year too.......

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9. myLot reputation of 98/100. irishmist (2396)   ranked 3,693 out of 38,434 in life   11 months ago

Well this is kind of a funny discussion. And to answer your question my kitten lucy who is not even a year old big turds, even bigger than chars. I noticed it one day when I was pooper scooping the litter pan. And I couldn't beleive it lol.


myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (11654)   ranked 226 out of 38,434 in life  11 months ago

Yup--I'm amazed at the size of my two kitties poops are at times...more like tiger sized than kitty sized. w00t

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10. myLot reputation of 90/100. TessWhite (2028)   ranked 2,358 out of 38,434 in life   11 months ago

Ok Pye, Can I just say EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW first? blink Grew up with that uh, problem. But thankfully outgrew it. I guess when some people say they are full of it - they really are! Thankfully I'm not in that crowd. LOL lol


myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (11654)   ranked 226 out of 38,434 in life  11 months ago

So I guess I'm full of it...LOLlol

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