Just not sure I've ever started a Panda Spanking discussion.............so  

Thank you! Thank you very much!
I'm eagerly awaiting certification..... that will make my day!

mimpi, you are so funny.

You know what, you make me laugh the first time on the whole day today and now it is 9-45 pm here!!

Thanks daRRRling!

On behalf of all the proud panda spankers, I officially welcome you to the fold makingpots! Please accept your Panda Spanking Diploma below:

Pot, there it is!! So, where's the party tonight??

POT!!!!! Where???

A panda spankind diploma. I've never been more proud!!!

Party tonight at the pub with mummymo http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/1971546.aspx
first round is on me!

lol I've JUST come from responding to that very discussion!

*buys James a cider*
..... you're on your own for the umbrella drink. Can I have your pineapple?

You sure can! You can even have the cherry. Just make sure I get the booze and we'll get along together just fine.

Even the cherry??

LOL had the pint of cider just for james - no pineapple or cherry though ! Sorry! xxx

Are you drunk myLotting????? Lol


Did you have a nice night?

This happens with me later when I browse through our inane yet so touching interactions...

Hee! You said darlin perfectly! WooHooo!

I know the insanity of the inanity causes a lump in my throat, sometimes, and then I cannot keep the tears away.*LOL*

Nah, that lump in yer throat's from when you forget to chew them lifesavers!

That was only one little piece of one life saver. Didcha hear all the crunchin ?

Ahhhhhhhhh, I thought that was something entirely different.

Well, I suppose it could have been a hair ball.

I mean, that's not likely, but anything is a possibility.

You lickin' yer back again???

Well I guess once you kicked THAT habit, you had to move on to somethin' else right?

*Snorts drink all over the desk*

Absolutely. Maybe some day, somebody can teach me not to lick myself at all.

eeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!! LOL!

*LMBO* Sorry, lil sis.

Think about it Irish..... Do you ever hear Diddly talking about leaving the house??? Nope! Now ya know why.

OMG!

*Jumps up and runs to the bathroom*








Ok, made it just in time! Good thing, too. I used the last Depends yesterday!

At least you do it in the bathroom and away from prying eyes.....

*Looks around the room. Gets up and looks in the closet and under the dresser, behind the door and under the desk. Walks through the house, checking in the other rooms*


Ummmmm, yeah, there's nobody here but me, no eyes to be prying.

Perfect, you can really let things rip then! Now, where's that potty lady that started this discussion?

Maybe she decided she made a mistake starting it in the first place, after this little thread got going. Maybe she decided to bail while the bailing was good?*LOL*

Heck no! Wash your mouth out woman! She's off brewing up some inanity and insanity of the likes never before seen! Sheer craziness of this magnitude takes preparation!

Really? Hmmmm, I just thought it was something that comes naturally. Just open your mind and let it flow out through the finger tips.

Bite my tongue? I am not a masochist, honey. That sht hurts!

Oh, you didn't say bite my tongue, did you?*LOL* Well, I'm not washing my mouth out with soap, either!*LOL*

Masochist? Is that like Macho??? To me, being "macho" is jogging home after a vasectomy..... Is it the same thing?

Actually, what I should have done was "Texased" it up for ya. "Macho" can also be riding a horse home after a vasectomy.

And yeah, I never said anything about biting tongues, but your twisted mind took you there anyways, so who am I to ruin your moment?

Yeah, well my mind betrays me, sometimes.*L* Don't even go there, Monkey Man!

And, yes, jogging or riding a horse home after a vasectomy would be rather masochistic, I would think.

Ok cool. I'll refer to myself as masochistic from now on then.....

*hiding below looking up Bo's skirt*

Now, where's that potty lady that started this discussion?





She's laughing too hard to know where to jump in........

See what happens when ya Panda Spank!

And Bo's wearin' a skirt???

*throws a bucket of cold water on MYKL and James*


runs away.

Bo is almost always wearing a skirt.




*Looks down at Mykl*
Do you really think you are hiding?

;adds ice to the bucket for the next toss;

Throw the bucket of water on Bo..... Oh, hang on, lemme check if she's wearin' white first.....


Diddly?

If I say no, do I stay dry?*LOL*

Maybe! Go get some white stuff on and we'll think about it while yer gone.....

Now, if I went and changed into something white, I couldn't say no, I'm not wearing white, and if saying no is going to keep me from getting water thrown on me, why would I tell you that I AM wearing white?

Is this one of them trick questy-ownez?

No, not as long as I get a yes or no answer.*LOL*

Yeno! (It's a whole new word just perfect for the occasion!)

No, I'm not wearing white!

Dagnabbit. Got any duct tape then? What about a set of golf clubs? If you've got both, then we're well sorted.

What are we duct taping the clubs to, the bear or the penguin?

Jeez Diddly, do I have to explain EVERYTHING??? We duct tape the penguin and the golf clubs are there as a back-up. If that bear gets too enthusiastic, we're gonna need 'em!

Oh. Oh! Man, don't know what I was thinking!

Duct tape? golf clubs? bear? penguins?
*pots, scratching her head. Decides to throw water in Bo just because*







Shame has set in THAT quick, *hands Bo a warm fluffy towel*

Ummm, you're throwing water in me?

Yikes!

yeah yikes!!! ooops.

Heeheee!

choc'lates, kebabs, pina colada...(that was my answer BTW)

You forgot to add ferrets. How the heck could you have forgotten the ferrets?? Nobody has Pina Colada without ferrets??

Nah, not quote what I was after

???????????

Oh God, stop it Diddly, stop it..... My ribs are sore from the laughing! Yes, QUOTE - Something that is QUOTED.

But, that is not what you intended to type.......I know it, you know it.

Want me to tape yer ribs fer ya? *Snickers*

You know the place, you know which tape..... I'll bring the bear.

Oh, now MY ribs are hurting!

I love my twisted, sick, perverted friends!

Oriniko! Oriniko! (Let's see 'em work that one out! lol)

Stop! I can't see the screen!

*holding my sides, laughing*

*Pots is lost. Sadly, it's not unusual. *

Ummmm, ...... Pachinco!

I'm not quite sure what Pachinco means in Japanese actually. Maybe "a little to the left" or something like that?

Alright, that'll do!

yeah, anything directional. Oh, oh, up a little, no, down, down, move to the right just a little.............

That's not it!

Heehee! I it might be!

Oh, no, you're right, that's NOT it!

Ooops, kind of stuttered on that one.

Orinoko! Oriniko!....... That's not it!

I told Hubby that one last night. He just looked at me.*LOL*

What's wrong with them man then? He doesn't like golf or somethin'? Maybe you should have grunted it to him.

*LOL* Maybe so.

..... and there's the golf reference again. *Pots still scratching her head*

* James starts to wonder if pots realizes what she got herself into by starting a panda spanking discussion; and WILL she ever do so again? *

It's been a bit of a baptism by fire....... but I love dancing through flames, I'll be back.

* James starts to wonder if pots realizes what she got herself into by starting a panda spanking discussion; and WILL she ever do so again?*


Tune in again next week for the continuing story. Same time, same place, and more than likely, the same set of characters you see parading around mylot every day.

I'll bring the bear.....

I will bring the golf clubs, or maybe the penquin.
My duct tape has gone missing, otherwise I would bring
it.


Did you see the message on your profile?

*loans Bo some duct tape ~ I have several colors, you got a preference?*

No, pots, but you might ask the penguin if he has a preference. Or the bear, maybe. *LOL*

Well, of course the penguin will have a preference. The bear? Not so much.

Thanks for the BR my potty friend! You posted a panda spanking discussion AND you survived it just fine! It doesn't get much better then that I'd say.

Survived?? I'd say my life is far more enhanced having done so!!

Story of your life hey Irish?

if only, if only................

*Spanks Irish*


Okay, okay I'm not lost enough to believe that is the spanking you were wanting, but hey..... just being a friend.

OUCH!! uh..yea...sorry that didn't do anything for me at all! LOL! heeee what? just sayin..............

Heehee............ I was sure it wouldn't! Lol

I love you, Mo!!!!! I feel special when you are around for sure. You are my favorite Sis.

I'll be watching for your panda spanking discussion. Maybe telling stories tomorrow about your night at the pub????

I promise to try if I can remember honey! Love you! xxxx

You ARE drunk myLotting.

Hilarious! Don't forget your favorite hangover remedy before going to bed.

I can't remember much at all right now honey but I am trying -promise!!!!! xxx

Means it must've been a good night.

LOL It was sweety! Don't tell anyone but I was out for a couple of hours again tonight but I took it slow and stayed sober (ish) ! lol xxx

http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/1784989.aspx All you need to know about this category is there AntiqueLady!

nods

Thanks, James.

#1 Panda Spanking Guru

thanks to you both. have fun w/your panda.

*smiles at ANTIQUELADY*

;) aren't we silly? But it's fun.

glad to see i'm not the only one that didn't know about this. don't want to miss anything. lol

thanks, right back at you. it's never silly to be having fun. think we all could have more or i could anyway. have a good night.

I assure you, my friend, you will not be the only one who does not know what the heck I am talking about.

Because I like it when people visit my discussions, I'm going to entice you back to the discussion and invite you to read James' response to ANTIQUELADY.

I love feeling I have taught a friend something valueable each day. My day is complete. Hehe

Aha! Grrr! Now that I "bearly" understand this "grizzly" task...I shall crawl back into my den...until that feeling of absolute inaneity strikes me "bearly" alert, and I can, in all aspects, muster up enuff brain matter to indulge in this challenge! I can see that one must be alert, all pistons fired...& tanked!

By the way...love it...now that I gleen the fun! Happy Easter & Cheers!

Not as glorious as that nipple of yours I saw this morning big boy!

to glorious sensation.


Ummmm, *pretending I didn't see James' response*

I was looking for hair..did you see any hair Potsie? What? just sayin.............

Irish, check singsnap..... I did the Meatloaf one ya wanted.

Wait! Mykl showed his nipple!? And, I missed it?
Carp!

He did! It was a photo for darkjedi from memory. I tell you something, you haven't lived until you've been able to stagger out of bed in the morning, switch on the PC whilst still half asleep and then see Mykl's nipple.... I have no idea if it's still around or not, but I figured you'd have an issue with it Diddly. Nipple's are YOUR thing I know, but there's no harm in Mykl getting in a bit of nipple time too. Just share the spotlight on this one OK? Don't get difficult now.

Oh, I had no intentions of being difficult. I was going to turn the spotlight on him, and try to sneak out of that picture altogether!*L*

How can you possibly tiptoe out of the picture when there's a nipple involved?? At least TRY and be a little realistic here Diddly.

How realistic do I have to try to be? Reality ain't my thang, you know.

It follows me around the room when I move?????

Follows me around too. Erie!!!


Bo~ realities not your thang? LMBO

It keeps poking me.


No, pots, it's not. Haven't you noticed?*LOL*

Bo ~

What!? Just sayin..........(as my dear little sister is so fond of saying.*L*)

It's okay, dear. You are definitely not alone.

Here, this could help. http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/1784989.aspx

Haha. This should help.
http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/1784989.aspx


Sorry, Canellita. It's all about laughs!