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If I were brave then I would send fleas email this discussion to a friend?

myLot reputation of 99/100. cynthiann (3055)   ranked 6 out of 6,577 in enjoy life1 month ago

to a number of persons who have messed with me this week. glare

"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the clothing of everyone who has messed with me this week, and may their arms be to short to scratch"

I would like to send the fleas to the following.

a)To the policeman who stopped me yesterday looking for a bribe - I pretended not to understand what he was asking me for. It began to rain so he left me alone.
b) To the taxi driver who nearly crashed into me last Monday. Did he not realise that there were only 2 of us on the road? So why did he drive straight at me?
c) To my boss who has just refused to give me time off to go to an old friend's funeral. A friend of over 40 years. But I am going to take a day's leave to go. This man was my husband's best friend and deserves my respect at his funeral.
d) To my lawyer who, despite a small progress, is still messing with my head.

Still under so much pressure and may not be back regularly until next week. My part time job has just started up and there is so much work to do.

But I will check in now and then. Still no notifications. angry
So, who would you like to send the fleas to?

 
 
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Shahrus (47) response was accepted on 11/11/2009.
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tags:  fleas, friends, humour, work, funerals
 
1. myLot reputation of 95/100. dawnald (9538)   ranked 72 out of 6,577 in enjoy life   1 month ago

You can have all my fleas to send out. I think you need them more than I do!


myLot reputation of 99/100. cynthiann (3055)   ranked 6 out of 6,577 in enjoy life  1 month ago

I appreciate your generosity!

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2. myLot reputation of 99/100. SomeCowgirl (8063)   ranked 730 out of 6,577 in enjoy life   1 month ago

*hugs* Becuase it definitely seems like you need them. As for myself, I would send the fleas to the people who are supposed to be doing my background check etc, maybe if I send them fleas they'll get to hopping and a bouncing around and get some work done!

It's not really there fault, I mean they have someone in my position until November 15th, then hopefully I'll be taking over...


myLot reputation of 99/100. cynthiann (3055)   ranked 6 out of 6,577 in enjoy life  1 month ago

That is the way to go. I do hope that yoi will get the job. I wouod like to see them hopping and bouncinghappy


myLot reputation of 99/100. SomeCowgirl (8063)   ranked 730 out of 6,577 in enjoy life  2 weeks ago

Well I went to the clinic to get a physical, still have more to do there but after that I will be able to watch videos for the job and then go to work! I am so happy to finally be on the track of starting to work! We wanted for me to get the job before thanksgiving but as long as it's before Christmas, that's fine too. Heck as long as I get the job! lol!

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3. myLot reputation of 79/100. max1950 (1401)   ranked 1,041 out of 6,577 in enjoy life   1 month ago

think you could send a bag full to 1600 pennsylvania ave washington d.c. and address them to president obama


myLot reputation of 99/100. cynthiann (3055)   ranked 6 out of 6,577 in enjoy life  1 month ago

No you would have to send your own fleas. I don't have enough to spare. I really need all of minelol

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4. myLot reputation of 96/100. AmbiePam (15259)   ranked 4 out of 6,577 in enjoy life   1 month ago

If I only got to send fleas to one of your people listed, I'd get the taxi dude first. Maybe we could send a pox to the lawyer.


myLot reputation of 99/100. cynthiann (3055)   ranked 6 out of 6,577 in enjoy life  1 month ago

Pox? What a great ideathumbupA pox is much better than the fleasthumbup

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5. myLot reputation of 71/100. hsofyan (1390)   ranked 1,412 out of 6,577 in enjoy life   1 month ago

Nothing.
I don't want to hate anyone, let alone hold a grudge. That would destroy my soul and can bring disease.


myLot reputation of 99/100. cynthiann (3055)   ranked 6 out of 6,577 in enjoy life  1 month ago

Please do not take this seriously. It ius only a joke!

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6. myLot reputation of 87/100. Zenstrive (206)   ranked 1,102 out of 6,577 in enjoy life   1 month ago

I would like to send fleas to transport dispatcher of last week who forced me to go hungry for an hour waiting for a car that picked up guys who were having breakfast and not obeying schedule.

I think that's it.


myLot reputation of 87/100. Zenstrive (206)   ranked 1,102 out of 6,577 in enjoy life  1 month ago

On a side note, there are so many cops here in my country that do exactly as what he did to you, asking for a bribe. They evey pray each morning to have "good income today"


myLot reputation of 99/100. cynthiann (3055)   ranked 6 out of 6,577 in enjoy life  1 month ago

Corrupt policemen are s disgustingthumbdownthumbdown

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7. myLot reputation of 93/100. ANTIQUELADY (11198)   ranked 673 out of 6,577 in enjoy life   1 month ago

Bless your heart, i can see why u want to send fleas. Couldn't help but get tickled when i read that. u ARE USUALLY SO NICE U SURPRISED ME W/YOUR FLEAS. T hat is really tacky of your boss but he's always tacking to u. As for that lawyer of yours i'd like to stick a fire cracker up his tail. he is being very mean to u, i think. What is this about a part time job???I hope u have better days head. I don't want to get on your bad list, i don't want any fleas. rolleyes


myLot reputation of 99/100. cynthiann (3055)   ranked 6 out of 6,577 in enjoy life  1 month ago

I work in the tourist season managing a very up market villa for the rich and famous. I train the staff and see that everything goes like clockwork for our visitors. I also arrange what they want to do and meet all their demands. The owners are wonderful to me and I only wish that it was a full time job. It is demanding but helps me a lot financially - especially as I have 2 children out of work!


myLot reputation of 93/100. ANTIQUELADY (11198)   ranked 673 out of 6,577 in enjoy life  1 month ago

U are a go getter, cynthi. I thought u had enough to do w/your regular job. Hope your sons find work soon. Please take care of yourself & don't work so hard.


myLot reputation of 99/100. cynthiann (3055)   ranked 6 out of 6,577 in enjoy life  1 month ago

I was lucky enough to be offered the job at a moment of desperation when my daughter had been accepted into university. It really helped to get her through university. The owners are wonderful people and they have treated me so well so of course, I do my best for them. We have had many leaders of government from different nations, rock stars, politicians, musicians and film stars. The worse people are those who have just recently made money - the others are great. The nocest and most considerate film star was Will Smith. A total gentleman. Al Pacino was great too. Can't talk about the recent guests at all. Not allowed to.


myLot reputation of 93/100. ANTIQUELADY (11198)   ranked 673 out of 6,577 in enjoy life  1 month ago

i'm glad u have it & real glad u enjoy it. wish it could be a full time job for u & you could tell that jerk u work for to go fly a kite. i have always liked will smith. glad to know he is a nice guy. u never know how people are. i think pacino is a really good actor. when u are allowed to maybe u will tell me who u have seen this time. rolleyes. HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.

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8. myLot reputation of 85/100. Hatley (20498)   ranked 54 out of 6,577 in enjoy life   1 month ago

hi cynthiann oh send me the fleas and I will shoot them over
to the boss from hell who laid my son off after having begged'him to come to work for 41,000 a year then cut his salary down to 19 dollars an hour then 16 dollars an hour cause the company had overextended itself, then laid him off right when the jobless rate here had climbed to unseen ever before heights. a million fleas to make him scratch himself silly. another thousand to the jerk manager who refused to work with us when my son was laid off, choosing to evict at once.hope the fleas all land in the seat of his pants. and maybe a hundred to the jerk who made sure the elevator door closed immediately in my face instead of holding and letting me ride with him. oh this is fun. whoopee.oh and some fleas to the person who keeps phoning here looking for Rene when I have told him fifteen times this is Gold Crest a retirement home and no no rene lives in my room. may he itch like crazy on both phone hands. he he he. lollolangry


myLot reputation of 99/100. cynthiann (3055)   ranked 6 out of 6,577 in enjoy life  1 month ago

Oh Hatley - this is so great! You have used more than the allocated number of fleas. Well, we could all send our spare fleas over to you because it looks like you need them the most. lol

I do hope that your son now has work - I have 2 sons out of work but they are hoping to grow a catch crop on the farm to make some quick money. Red peas. So let us hope for the weather - not too much rain to wash them away. Many blessings. You are fantasticthumbupthumbup

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9. myLot reputation of 96/100. book1962 (14517)   ranked 671 out of 6,577 in enjoy life   1 month ago

oh Cynthiann I think there is one more person who would really deserve a nice army of fleas.
I bet you know whom I am thinking about.
Hope you will not be in trouble for taking that day off work to attend that funeral. The funeral may be important but is not worth risking your job


myLot reputation of 99/100. cynthiann (3055)   ranked 6 out of 6,577 in enjoy life  1 month ago

No, he had no objection to my taking it as a vacation day. I had saved some days as my son will be here at Christmas and I wanted to spend a few days with him. I wouldn't risk my job. Out here, funerals are big things and time is usually given to someone who needs to attend a funeral. Even a few hours to attend the Church service is given if you do not need to attend the graveside ceremony. It is quite normal for 300 - 1000 people to attend a funeral. Respect is given to the family and this is considered very important. This is about the third or fourth time in ten years that I have asked for time off to go to a funeral. If a funeral is at my church then I just bring clothes to change into and slip out for an hour and make up the time. My Church is just five minuts away. He is just being difficult


myLot reputation of 96/100. book1962 (14517)   ranked 671 out of 6,577 in enjoy life  1 month ago

hi cynthiann thanks for explaining that sounds good that you have the day off. I am glad that you wont lose the job only cause you asked whether you can have the day off now.


myLot reputation of 99/100. cynthiann (3055)   ranked 6 out of 6,577 in enjoy life  1 month ago

I understand Book. He did not mind my going as long as it was a vacation day. And that is unusual out here. Normally you can just take the time. I told him that this person was known to me from I was 18 years old. Anyway, he jet setted out today to somewhere. I could have gone wihtout telling him but that is not my style. I am not underhanded in my dealings with him

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10. myLot reputation of 98/100. bodhisatya (525)   ranked 832 out of 6,577 in enjoy life   1 month ago

Let me see if the fleas are free as yet for they have been on me for a long time now. Guess what! They say they don't wanna go elsewhere, they are having a good time on me.

Sorry to know about your husband's friend. It must have been a painful week for you. I pray that you have a great weekend to cheer upon. happy


myLot reputation of 99/100. cynthiann (3055)   ranked 6 out of 6,577 in enjoy life  1 month ago

Bodhi, to get rid of the fleas you Ned to bathe in the love of God and know that you are his cherished so. He loved you from the moment of conception in your mother's womb. He is with you right now with His arm around yo to comfort you. Get rid of the fleas.You can do it. Call on Him for help.

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