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myLot reputation of 85/100. Hatley (20100)   ranked 91 out of 10,786 in computers1 month ago

Do you ever talk to your computer and tell it off when its just not doing what you want it to? My son often says you are just talking to an inanimate object, so why get all steamed up? Of'
course he is perfectly right. But I do find myself actually'
telling my computer off if it is slow, or not just moving like
I want it to. I know this is silly and all that, but I ask you Am I the only one who gets angry at this inanimate piece of machinery?

 
 
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tags:  computer, inanimate, talking to my computer, computers, laughter
 
1. myLot reputation of 97/100. thea09 (4129)   ranked 3,121 out of 10,786 in computers   1 month ago

Hello HAtley, much as I hate the computer it bores me too much to feel an emotion worth expressing towards it.

Does this count instead, my language turns a shade blue when I'm stuck behind a tourist driver on the mountain road, it's a kind of non agressive road rage, I'm not ever going to step out of my car and confront a person but I sure take it out behind the confines of my steering wheel.


myLot reputation of 85/100. Hatley (20100)   ranked 91 out of 10,786 in computers  1 month ago

oh Rhea my husband used to do that, and turn the air almost
blue,it sounded so funny coming from him, as he was ordinarily
'a pretty mild mannered man. I mean he was not going to actually
confront the driver but he sure did talk the talk,He never
gave anyone the finger though. thank goodness for that. On our Ca freeways it can be really dangerous for a driver to do that,as some take umbrage and actually chase that driver clear off the
freeway, and often they have a gun. My son is like you about the computer, he always tells me dont waste your energy mom. Of course he is right too, darn it.

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2. myLot reputation of 99/100. catdla1 (2616)   ranked 1,372 out of 10,786 in computers   1 month ago

I'm not convinced that it's inanimate, although I know it's a machine. My computer gets called lots of name, my current favorite is "you stupid jerk". The reason that I question whether it's inanimate is because it tends to get worse perportionately with the names I'm calling it. If I turn it off in disgust and go do something else, another member of the family will sit down and have NO problems at all! My computer is vindictive and has a long memory...lol.


myLot reputation of 99/100. catdla1 (2616)   ranked 1,372 out of 10,786 in computers  1 month ago

Another way to illustrate the vindictiveness of the computer is in the quality of typing. I can type a paragraph with correct spelling, spacing and punctuation...and if I've been calling the computer names, it will mess it up when I post it. Drop a few letters, jumble others up and take out spaces. Surely it's no ME doing all those mistakes... lolwhistledoh


myLot reputation of 85/100. Hatley (20100)   ranked 91 out of 10,786 in computers  1 month ago

hi catldla1 yes its that darned computer. and some of the errors it does cause when you just called it a bad name, for example I wanted to say if I had been yelled at for tapping my child on the hand as many times as I have done, I would be deaf by now, but the computer went one better,it wrote I would be dead by now. okay so I added a comment to make sure the reader understood I meant deaf, not dead.


myLot reputation of 99/100. catdla1 (2616)   ranked 1,372 out of 10,786 in computers  1 month ago

There's an old saying that I think applies here.
"To err is human. To really screw up requires a computer."Makes a lot of sense, doesn't it? lol


myLot reputation of 85/100. Hatley (20100)   ranked 91 out of 10,786 in computers  4 weeks ago

hi catdla1 oh I love that, yes it really does'
make sensehappysadlol

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3. myLot reputation of 92/100. tutul0045 (1248)   ranked 718 out of 10,786 in computers   1 month ago

Hey,
I dont curse my computer very often. Actually i update it time to time and if it starts getting slow i understand that its time to replace it.


Cheers,
Tutul


myLot reputation of 99/100. catdla1 (2616)   ranked 1,372 out of 10,786 in computers  1 month ago

I'll have to try the replacement threat! Does it work?


myLot reputation of 92/100. tutul0045 (1248)   ranked 718 out of 10,786 in computers  1 month ago

Hey,
Yes if u r lucky,lol

Cheers,
Tutul


myLot reputation of 85/100. Hatley (20100)   ranked 91 out of 10,786 in computers  1 month ago

hi fellow mylotters. So that is an idea,you can
be replaced, you know. I will have to try that
one. lollolthumbup


myLot reputation of 99/100. fjaril (4133)   ranked 1,815 out of 10,786 in computers  1 month ago

hahahaha.. that threat works on people too, so it might give you some relief to announce it to your computer, Hatley.

Thanks for the computer support there, tutu the hero!! Leave it to YOU to rescue those in distress.

I never yell AT my computer but I sure look for updates.
However. I find myLot connection incredibly slow at times and that can be frustrating when you have limited time.. it is just soo.. lots of people on the server(s).


myLot reputation of 85/100. Hatley (20100)   ranked 91 out of 10,786 in computers  4 weeks ago

yes its always when I am on mylot too, and I am
wanting to get things done quickly but then there
are a lot of us all wanting the same thing.

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4. myLot reputation of 98/100. dragon54u (9397)   ranked 2,840 out of 10,786 in computers   1 month ago

Good grief, you sound just like me!! lol

I know computers are stupid--they do ONLY what they are told. They have no initiative, ambition or desire to please. So actually, I'm calling myself stupid when I accuse my computer of being so! But it's very frustrating when it's slow, freezes for a moment while it shuffles things or when it takes a long time to start up or shut down.

I think you'll find that you have a lot of company! lol


myLot reputation of 85/100. Hatley (20100)   ranked 91 out of 10,786 in computers  1 month ago

hi dragon54u yes I do think there maybe others out
there like me. What gets me is when for no reason
I know, I am tying along on a response and suddenly
the response is gone, and I am off mylot and back
to my emial, and I am yelling you stupid machine
why did you do that? My roommate looks over at me
and says, is your machine not acting right? duh!

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5. myLot reputation of 95/100. dawnald (9499)   ranked 56 out of 10,786 in computers   1 month ago

I remember doing that at work and my friend Lee would tell me she never had those problems and "you have to stroke it". Worked for her anyway...


myLot reputation of 85/100. fwidman (5325)   ranked 202 out of 10,786 in computers  1 month ago

Are you sure she was talking about stroking the computer? lol


myLot reputation of 95/100. dawnald (9499)   ranked 56 out of 10,786 in computers  1 month ago

um yeah pretty sure confused


myLot reputation of 85/100. Hatley (20100)   ranked 91 out of 10,786 in computers  1 month ago

or maybe one should whisper pretty nothings in her or his ear, not sure maybe I should probably say its ear. my son keeps sayin mom its not anthromorphic,its just a machine.


myLot reputation of 95/100. dawnald (9499)   ranked 56 out of 10,786 in computers  1 month ago

Yeah that's what i told Lee, but she sure did have better luck with hers than I did with mine! lol


myLot reputation of 85/100. Hatley (20100)   ranked 91 out of 10,786 in computers  4 weeks ago

ah myson must do something like that as he never
has any trouble,so he always says, well what did you
do to it? huh me?angrycry

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6. myLot reputation of 85/100. fwidman (5325)   ranked 202 out of 10,786 in computers   1 month ago

Oh, no! I yell at the computer, the keyboard, the people on a website I am using, I yell at everything. I really swear at the people that I am playing poker with online lol


myLot reputation of 85/100. Hatley (20100)   ranked 91 out of 10,786 in computers  1 month ago

hi fwidman oh I am so glad I am not alone,even my motormouth and partly deaf roomie can understand some of my swearing sad
to say. At least I do not do it any bodily harm. lollollol

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7. myLot reputation of 80/100. emilie2300 (1137)   ranked 1,460 out of 10,786 in computers   1 month ago

Yeah I do it some time but I used to do it alot when it wouldnt work or I hit the wrong button.

It is funny.


myLot reputation of 85/100. Hatley (20100)   ranked 91 out of 10,786 in computers  1 month ago

hi emilie yes it depends if its working fine I am just
nice and well behaved, but when I hit the wrong key or hit
the space bar too many times then I do lose my temper.
my son laughs at me, and it is sort of funny.


myLot reputation of 80/100. emilie2300 (1137)   ranked 1,460 out of 10,786 in computers  1 month ago

Yeah I get mad at the mouse at work sometime because it has side buttons and sometime I bump it accidentally and it takes my page back.

or I hit the wrong key and mess things up. I get frustrated sometime.

It is funny because one time someone was like who you talking to? I was like computer LOL


myLot reputation of 85/100. Hatley (20100)   ranked 91 out of 10,786 in computers  4 weeks ago

I know a nd its so hard to explain when they
look at you like,you going looney tunes?


myLot reputation of 80/100. emilie2300 (1137)   ranked 1,460 out of 10,786 in computers  3 weeks ago

Yes so very true. Like they want to put you in a mental hospital or something LOL


myLot reputation of 85/100. Hatley (20100)   ranked 91 out of 10,786 in computers  3 weeks ago

hi emilie2300 oh and this one coworker was always going,hatley you are talking to yourself again.lollollollol


myLot reputation of 80/100. emilie2300 (1137)   ranked 1,460 out of 10,786 in computers  3 weeks ago

Lol thats funny!!


myLot reputation of 85/100. Hatley (20100)   ranked 91 out of 10,786 in computers  1 week ago

hi emilie oh yes me and my roommate now both do it and laugh at each other too. happyhappyhappy

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8. myLot reputation of 99/100. rosepedal64 (1277)   ranked 6,207 out of 10,786 in computers   1 month ago

Hello My Dear Friend Hatley
How are you doing today?
LOL. lol.Oh yes I talk to my computer all the time...My famous words to it is..What are you doing"..Like it really is going to answer me...LOL. lol.I think if some body was ever to walk by my place they would think that I was upset with someone in here...LOL.. lol
Cute discussion, and I enjoyed reading and responding to it. Have a great day Hatley and keep smiling my friend..


myLot reputation of 85/100. Hatley (20100)   ranked 91 out of 10,786 in computers  1 month ago

hi rosepedal65. oh I felt so funny the other day,it was
'making one error after another and I was talking away
at it, and one of the caregivers was standing here. I
had not heard her come in and she said, are you okay?
I think she figured I had suddenly gone looney tunes
for sure. Here of course there are a few older ones
who are missing a few wires in their heads so I guess
maybe she thought oh oh she is losing it. he he. happylol[thumbup


myLot reputation of 99/100. rosepedal64 (1277)   ranked 6,207 out of 10,786 in computers  1 month ago

Oh Hatley
As I was reading your response I too started laughing. I can see the worker thinking that and you having to giggle and explain at the same time..Thanks for a good laugh. I needed that today. You keep well and healthy. I will chat with you soon too. Keep smiling..Oh wait here is a pic for you..

 

myLot reputation of 85/100. Hatley (20100)   ranked 91 out of 10,786 in computers  4 weeks ago

thanks for the picture, the caretaker came in the other night, and asked my roommate if we were all okay, she said yes, and she told me,he just looked at me sitting here mylotting, shrugged an waved his hand at me. lol lol lol.

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9. myLot reputation of 92/100. dumblnddzzy (10241)   ranked 1,424 out of 10,786 in computers   1 month ago

Hiya Hatley,, NO you are not hte only one that does this.. I do it at least twice a day as it starts moving too slow for my liking.. OR it will freeze right in the middle of something, then i have to unplug it & take out battery for 10 seconds...i hate when that happens, & it does at least once a day, every day....Lori


myLot reputation of 85/100. Hatley (20100)   ranked 91 out of 10,786 in computers  4 weeks ago

hi lori oh and when I have spent a good ten minutes on the
response of the year and just as I go to hit send the whole thing goes bye bye. grrrrr. and hitting the back key does no good at all. it is simply gone. I rewrite but to me it does not seem as
good as the first response. he hehappyhappyhappy

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10. myLot reputation of 99/100. kitty42 (1150)   ranked 1,368 out of 10,786 in computers   1 month ago

Hello my friend happy

I am sure there are plenty people who do this, I don't only because there is usually a reason why these things happen, so I sweet talk my baby and say things like please don't do this to me lol and eventually things work out, I tend to treat my computer the way I treated my car, I love them so much so I try not to make them feel bad lol, this is just my way thumbup

Smoochesss my friend.


myLot reputation of 85/100. Hatley (20100)   ranked 91 out of 10,786 in computers  4 weeks ago

hi kitty thats the way I should be doing, shame on me
'treat it with kindness, handle it with care, somehow
that statement comes from something I have read but
I am having a senior moment, cannot say where I heard
that,but I could use that well with my dear computer.

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