extra long pads with wings have ulterior motives

would the poor traumatized bear like a brownie?

yesh pweeeze.

Here, take two...

OH Sconi...Sconi....Sconi, you tickle the crap out of me sometimes..............

yeah he's a tickler all right...

hee hee........tickler........that reminds me of the dough boy........you know The Pilsbury guy...........little white giggly guy..........oh you know.........this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icWy4eeTJuU

poke

Is that the one where he poops the crescent roll?

yuck

lmao something told me to cruise on in here.

lol me to

Hi, I'm Dawn, your cruise director.:-)

Oh dear, that's no good...

No it wasn't at the time.
History now though than goodness

History hasn't hit Sacramento yet.:-)

Mysd you too....

silly wit...

Me too what Wit?

There are three of us in this box and as far as I know I have nothing in common with any of them...

I'm with you MysDi, re routing the flow is super problematic.

double up!

plugs n pampers!
...the only way to get through the night without any "red tides"

and it's even more fun when you get older and you get stupid fibroids and you get really heavy bleeding

Is this the bread and butter topic?

bread and butter is two discussions to the left...

And what about the right?

pickled prunes?

Prunes!

I had those fibroids too, blood count was so low... I had to have a hysterectomy.

Here Alice comes, Hurray!!
Where have you been these past few days?

But...zed....why are you hurraying so much.. .you don't know on whose side Alice will be....

Wit, I don't care which side she is on........
She can be on both sides, and I'll still cheer her all the same, heheheheh...

Thanx zed.. I'll always be BY your side my friend, we gat along splendidly

OK zed...put it on...

Yikes, Alice has lost her avatar.

She has lost all he colour and gone green?

Yes, a strange, pale shade of green!

That's because there's no 'sick' emoticons

Yeahhhhhh! She's back to her normal self!

D, sorry for flooding your box, lol..

^^High five^^ with Alice..that's the way, yeah...

Wit, put what on? -act blur-

lol @ 'flooding' Zed!

Wit has wandered off... maybe he has a headache

flood my box flood my box

Flooding causes disasters!

that's why I have flood insurance!

Would that cover negligence... or incitement?

haha probably not...
I'm sure they frown on deliberately flooding things just as the fire insurance folks have a real problem with their customers setting fires!

They do over here. They fake everything - car accidents, thunderstorms, anything to claim on their insurance

Happens here too. There are major fraud units to catch that sort of thing as it costs the companies (and the consumers) a lot of money.

hehe that was the idear, more or less...

Well I like a combo of the two really, tampons just don't last. (I hope the bear doesn't read this, he will want another brownie)...

poor bear,you stuff him with too many brownies, he will have pains in the tum tum. he he he

Just two brownies, I think he'll be OK with that. Maybe he'll go to sleep and forget the whole thing!

I'm almost past the whole mess myself, I hope I hope...

Yeah, can't wait to see if somebody flies on in and starts talking about hang gliding or something.

hang-gliding..omg maybe I shouldn't of cruised on in here. I'm gonna end up waking the whole dang town up.

Lol I am glad I am cruising through as it certainly funny and keeping laughing (and coughing)

I'm awake!

LOL Gabs...me tooooooooooo!!!!

hahahahahaha

oh my G call the paramedics. dripping?

maybe we'd better get a clearer definition of that?

I am unisex can't help it...very very rare case....where is the over flow cap..

I think it's called the toilet...

A portable one...will do...but this is the first for me I am so afraid...where should I hide the used s ...some place out of reach by no one...I am so shy.. ....

porta potty in your pocket?

OMG Dawn what a great marketing line!

Porta potty in your Pocket

hehehe I was going for the P (pee) sound....

Wit....
Fix the pipe then!

Wit is beyond repair!

two half wits?

Two half wits equals one full wit where I went to school a zillion years ago.

yes but is it a full with with a split personality?

oops "full wit"

Wakkakaka, too funny, guys. Let's wait for the master himself to answer..

Hello friends.....thank you for the kind words...everything is under control. ..it was getting bad so I vomited all out I feel so good... I will never ever go into it again... ...and that used s flew away,all the thanks are for the wings...and the flaps..

ROFL@ flaps

Wakkakaak, QC= quality control!

Wings do fly....

... ...wings fly.?.who said..

So your wings can't fly?

Flies can fly but they need wings, but do pads fly?...they have wings. I wouldn't fancy seeing tem in the air!

Wings sing... (Hands across the water...)

Yeah....Pretty fly for a white guy...come out and play...give it me baby..anha anha....yeah...

I can sing off key like his former wife did.

Knocks head on wall...........
You guys say the darndest things, but I LOVE IT!

Roses are red
I crack up Zed
So does the Wit
That's what he said

hahahaha
and he didn't have the decency to be embarrassed? No, I guess not, but if he were 12 he probably would have been...

oh lord I remember being eleven and having to ask the male owner of the drug store in our small town for Kotex, and him screaming, hey Mable, that was his wife, where didja put them there pads?
and the store full of teen age boys, all snickering. blush time.

Yikes, it was bad enough having to tell a teacher why I needed to go to the restroom one time...

Bird underwear, great idea. There is an inventions discussion I can direct you to.

How are we going to get them on the birds? Any suggestions? Maybe we could genetically engineer the baby birds to hatch out with them already in place.

Or perhaps we could just genetically engineer bodies to recycle the waste better...

LMBO he said "Bird doo-doo" heeee

and bird didies...

I wishing to not need to.:-) Any year now...

See now THAT would totally freak me out. It's a natural cleansing process....so....if it's not happening.............uhm.......yea..freak me out. LOL!

yeah I wonder about the side effects...
but I'd be happy about that particular one!!!

Well so far no ill side effects only the fact I don't them them which for me is great. I was recommended the injection by my doctor as I had really heavy really painful monthlys which gave me migraines as well. So for me it is a blessing I no longer have to worry about it. It does feel a little strange but I can cope with that.

Pads with wings are uncomfortable=/

I could cope too. My mom had a hysterectomy at 36 and she was happy to be done with it!

I never had the problem. The darn things almost always leak from the front or the back, long or not..

Well OK from the sides occasionally. Do you really think it's the wings?

They might have been designed by a man. I don't know one way or the other.

I bet his last name was Padman...

Maybe he was a Padewan?

obi wan?

O.B. One?

ok I will...

lol

lol tampons overflow and sticky stuff is required anyway...

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol

Not so great if the string detatches!

yikes, can anybody say "toxic shock"?