The Wind In My Sails  

I hope that all is OK Gabs. Biscuit on its way. XXXX

Nope but will be ok eventually I guess just have to see what is happening with me now should hear tomorrow
Thanks for the Biscuits and Gissi says thank you Uncle P1ke it tasted really good xxx

So do I!

I did already..... pass the respirator! LOL.

Hey you. Yes you in the chemical warfare suit........

The more I think about it...We are having bacon and cheese omelets for dinner. My husband is going to be sleeping on the couch.

Again?

Darn. I'll just have to have bacon...............and BEANS!!!!

NO bean..nothing cruciferous.....no dairy....uhm...yir gonna starve tootiepie! LOL!

oh my gosh oh my g. the ceiling hit me finally oh he he he. nope but last evening I got up from the dinner table and oh my everyone was looking at me, and I thought most of them were hard of hearing darn, bean soup for lunch yesterday. my hubbie used to say beans beans the musical fruit,when you eat them you go toot toot. okay. got to go now. Irish you could give pikey some cookies that would be safe

Hello, Hatley. You got it, then? Love that about the dinner table. It reminds me of the old couple sat in church. Grandma says, 'I just did a very quiet fart, what do you think I should do now?' Grandpa replies, 'I think you should change the batteries in your hearing aid!'

@ sandra

Sandra!

I shall imagine you hovering along the streets of Cambridge secured to the earth only by your zimmer frame! LOL.

Just started?

Actually, all the pay toilets have pretty much gone the way of the dodo bird.
But when I was a kid...

I got locked in the ladies lavatory once - a pay one! Don't ask.

Okay, you told Barbara not to ask - but I really want to know.

Yay Sandra!

Twycross Zoo in Leicestershire home of the Brooke Bond Chimps (Sandra will know who they were). I was desperate, saw the loos and rushed in. Put my penny in the slot and went in. Couldn't get out. After quite a long while I called out "Help" through the window. A man came and let me out. I had to repay him so that little number cost my tuppence. Only when I came out did I realize that I had been to the ladies and not the gents!

Hmmmm.... sounds like some one or some thing wanted to keep you as a prize for the next user...

Way to go Pikey - you're a brave man. Could have been worse. A friend of mine was desperate for the loo, so reversed in. He sat down, did what he had to do, heaved a sigh of relief, then looked down and saw 4 feet. 'Sorry mate,' he said. 'Didn't mean to sh*t all over you.' 'That's okay,' said the first incumbent of the toilet seat. 'Luckily, I saw you coming, and pulled your trousers up before you sat down.' Exits to boos and 'oh my Gods'

Hello, Hatley. I don't think he means the weather - charcoal biscuits (cookies) are a cure for flatulence.

They certainly are!!!

Chewy......... Have you been eating violets! LOL.

That would be telling. I think I just ate a ferret and it died. I spoke too soon when I said they were odourless.

Time to change to another channel then Tamara. XXXX