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It's Hilly in the Peak District... and other insights

pumpkinjam @pumpkinjam (8876) • United Kingdom 5 Aug 21

Hello. As I write this, it's some silly time in the morning. For some reason, I woke up 4 hours before I needed to and I can't get back to sleep. I have, therefore, chosen to spend this time waffling on here Last...

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Rick Sanatorium. Fool for money.

Mike Summers @BCRMike (355) • Vanderhoof, British Columbia 5 Nov 20

Watching the election results for the US presidency is entertaining if you are a junkie like me, and as a Canadian it's needful. Because when America sneezes, we get a cold. I watch CNN because it's most often informative. But not...

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I'm taking bets. Whoever is right gets to ride with me in my Porsche. (This is a post about my latest idiot move.)

The Horse @TheHorse (238268) • Walnut Creek, California 20 May 20

Fortunately, I have some friends on this planet. At least I think I do. Unfortunately , I was talking to one on the phone last night when the phone slipped off of my shoulder and into my kitchen sink. Fortunately, I do my dishes...

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Lesson Learned - True Story

Bensen32 @Bensen32 (28658) • United States 2 May 20

I read a post that said something about us all having stories in our lives and that they were always trying to be an open book because they had nothing to hide. I thought I have a short story that some might find interesting or...

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Um, did you get this email from the Idiot in Chief? Why did I? What have I done?

The Horse @TheHorse (238268) • Walnut Creek, California 7 Mar 20

Is it because I hate political corretness? Is it because I acknowledge that Trayvon Martin was a thug and that the clock bomb kid was a puppet of his crazy father? I have no clue! Did you get an email like this? It's just the...

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I Like To Be Funny

Archie0 @Archie0 (5654) 20 Jan 20

I like to be funny, crack jokes, speak nonsense( not all the time ofcourse) but most of the time I will keep smiling. In my Whatsapp friends group, family group and my work group. I am always saying somethings funny. But I find...

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Learn to Drive

Bensen32 @Bensen32 (28658) • United States 9 Jan 20

Alright time for me to complain and rant a little. This is something that has bothered me for years. Why is it people can not follow this simple rule of the road. I'm pretty sure this is the rule in every state. If your on the...

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The Horse gets an arm bitten off: How NOT to sell guitars!

The Horse @TheHorse (238268) • Walnut Creek, California 29 Jul 19

So I'm having my car worked on today, and I bring my bike, so I can cruise around Concord CA while they're working on the car. On a whim, I decide to cycle to this guitar store that's next door to where I used to help host an...

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Idiots

Nanette Piotrowski @nanette64 (20363) • Fairfield, Texas 29 Jul 19

Are you sick and tired of hearing how kids wind up dying because they were left in the car? Every stinking year when summer starts all news stations give REMINDERS to NOT leave your kids or pets in the car. And the excuses these...

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Yes, the VA is broken and needs to be fixed.

ParaTed2k @ParaTed2k (22940) • Sheboygan, Wisconsin 23 Apr 19

She's young, fresh and dynamic. Everything that should make for a bright star of the future. The only problem is, she's a total moron. She has a degree in Economics but every time she opens her mouth she proves clueless about...

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Sometimes Men Can Be Jerks

Jim Bauer @porwest (112717) • United States 20 Jan 19

I get it. Sometimes we men can be hard on our wives. Sometimes we can open our big mouths and just make an ass out of ourselves. Sometimes we can overreact, and make our wives sad. It happens. We can be jerks...

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Art Review Goya Bobalicon The Silly Idiot Or Simpleton

Arthur Chappell @arthurchappell (44941) • Preston, England 30 Jan 18

c.1820 Etching. This is one of Goya’s ‘Fantasies, Follies & Disasters’ etchings series, depicting plague, pestilence, and war, as Spain faced the madness of conflict with France during the Napoleonic Wars. The etchings...

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Flying High

Nanette Piotrowski @nanette64 (20363) • Fairfield, Texas 16 Jan 18

And I don't mean in an airplane either. If you'll remember back at the end of December I wrote a post about an 18-year-old girl who drove into a lady's house; well that one doesn't even match this one. This idiot literally flew...

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You're doing it wrong!

LilyLoretta @LilyBeBack (1994) • United Kingdom 5 Dec 17

For two years, that's right TWO YEARS my friends, I've been putting the wash powder in the wrong compartment of the washing machine drawer. I've done it on autopilot after the last washing machine I used required the powder to be...

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wash powder

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Close call... and a fender scratcher...

Mr. Anomaly @Mr_Anomaly (790) • United States 25 Oct 17

Had a close call this morning... I set the alarm on my laptop for 5:30 AM... and miraculously woke up naturally before 5:30 to see that the alarm was no longer Set... not sure how that happens... because I clearly set it last...

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Leave You Standing At The Airport?

Catherine @bluesa (15022) • Johannesburg, South Africa 23 Oct 17

I recently met someone, here in my country, who claimed they wanted me to visit them. We would travel, see some sights. Well, the more I got to "know" them, well you can't ever really know someone, so let's say, figure them out,...

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Do you think I'm an idiot? No, don't answer that!

AbbyGreenhill @AbbyGreenhill (45490) • United States 14 Jul 17

I got a message on Facebook yesterday from a woman that worked for me years ago. She said and I'm not quoting - Joe Blow died, no big loss, my mother's side of the family is nuts. What???? She answered back that her cousin, who...

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I was so stupid I didn't visit this one

LK2018 @Letranknight2015 (52665) • Philippines 11 Apr 17

So, I was ranting about the bill that I was trying to pay for days. But NO one accepted it. Though one staff from LBC told me about this newly opened payment center, I didn't listen to him. I just looked and leave ...

payment center

didnt went to

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should have listen to him

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the bus driver who left his oven on

Elizabeth @Poppylicious (11134) • United Kingdom 2 Feb 17

Once upon a time, somewhere in rural England, a bus driver speedily drove his bus down country lanes. The passengers were slip-sliding around on the posh leather-ish seats. They trembled with fright. Can you see them trembling,...

bus journey

a day begins

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Trump... A business man or a leader???

Haazaah @haazaah (221) • Pakistan 31 Jan 17

Many States has not yet accepted Trumg as their President... strikes are still continue... trump's ban on The Muslims and hating talks are not acceptable... Muslims are not terrorists and america should not fear of muslims... Also...

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