Take that, HP!

I kind of wish I had a Mr. Chainsaw right about now...  :(

People

When I heard that Kenneth Branagh was doing a remake of Sleuth, the interesting but overblown and somewhat asinine adaptation of Anthony Shaffer's play of the same name, brought to film in 1972 by director Joseph L. Mankiewicz, it seemed likely to be another Entirely Unnecessary Remake, like the Jude Law film of Alfie and all the silly remakes of 1970s and '80s horror films such as The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Halloween.

The Stihl Temptresses

Ms Stihl de la Chainsaw is much more driven than her younger sister who prefers lurking in middle-class suburban neighborhoods. She is both has a keen and cutting sense of humor, and a high energy level. She lives for having men grasp her tightly with both hands and then press her firmly against a thick woody trunk as she screams in total delight ... she likes it rough in the wilds!

Ed Gein

Ed Gein the inspiration to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Silence of the Lambs, and Psycho

Garfield loves his computer

Garfield taking a chainsaw to his computer

Chainsaw

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Fav Commercial - TV, radio, Internet?

Normally I don’t care for these types, but mine is a beer commercial I saw the other day on TV. There is a man driving and his girlfriend is in the car. They pull up beside a man who is standing on the side of the road with an axe. The girl asks what are you doing? The driver says, "He's got beer." So they let him in the car. Then they drive on down the road. Pretty soon they see a man standing on the side of the road with a chainsaw. The driver once again starts to pull over. This time, the man who had the axe and is still sitting in the back seat claiming he uses it to open the beer speaks up, "He's got a CHAINSAW!!!" Funny.

Me with a woodcutting helmet on

This was taken the day that we went out and cut trees as part of our chainsaw course.