Jimlos Tatooth

@Ineeddentures (13323)

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The spoon has to stand up

Jimlos Tatooth @Ineeddentures (13323) 4 Aug

The spoon really does have to stand up in the porridge Scottish people make porridge using porridge oats, water and salt Yuck horrible So I make mine the way the army chef did in England Well Yvonne made it today 2 parts...

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Man 64 with woman 16

Jimlos Tatooth @Ineeddentures (13323) 3 Aug

Man 64 with woman 16. She is pregnant with his child - congratulations I say. Now before anyone starts shouting statutory rape or anything like that 16 is the age of consent here so neither of them are breaking any laws by...

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Oh gee I am in pain.

Jimlos Tatooth @Ineeddentures (13323) 2 Aug

Oh gee I am in pain. I just had a slight accident Well it happened about an hour ago I have only just stopped crying Seriously Tears freely flowed from my optical organs Oh how Yvonne laughed at me when I shouted on her...

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Dinner 2nd August 2025

Jimlos Tatooth @Ineeddentures (13323) 2 Aug

Here it is Dinner 2nd August 2025 Just look at it. Wonderful. Waffles Bacon And a fried vegetable medley, with soy sauce, garlic and salt and pepper It was great. Really great And we ate it not too late On a plate.

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I found a £20 note on the pavement tonight

Jimlos Tatooth @Ineeddentures (13323) 1 Aug

I found a £20 note on the pavement tonight right outside our front door. I was going outside to smoke It's been quite busy here tonight and lots of people have been walking along the street So it was really kind of someone to...

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Dinner August 1st 2025

Jimlos Tatooth @Ineeddentures (13323) 1 Aug

Dinner August 1st 2925 In the picture you can see 3 Birds Eye Potato Waffles 4 Birds Eye Fish Fingers in Batter Some Brussel Sprouts Seeded Bread and Butter With a Drizzle liberally drizzled on the Waffles and Fish Fingers Air...

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Think I hit a raw nerve with a delivery guy.

Jimlos Tatooth @Ineeddentures (13323) 31 Jul

So there was a knock at the door. Actually an aggressive sounding bang. So I opened the door and there is a man standing with a parcel in his hand. He hands me it. I said sorry, this is not for me!! It's for next door and she...

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A wee treat with a nice drinky

Jimlos Tatooth @Ineeddentures (13323) 30 Jul

A wee treat with a nice drinky. It's ice cream on a stick Mint flavor, chocolate Quite nice if the truth be told I forgot that we had a whole box of them in the freezer. So I went to the kitchen and took two out of the...

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Fish and Chips

Jimlos Tatooth @Ineeddentures (13323) 30 Jul

Neither Yvonne or indeed me could be bothered cooking tonight So in a moment of inspiration I picked up my phone And phoned the Chip Shop 200 yards along the road I ordered a Fish Supper for me And a Macaroni Pie supper for...

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My New Trainers Have Arrived

Jimlos Tatooth @Ineeddentures (13323) 30 Jul

My New Trainers Have Arrived. And just look how athletic they look They are Puma Trainers. So I will be agile and fast like a big cat.. Lethal when I pounce I will be able to rip people to pieces Oh wait I can do that...

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I'm going out for breakfast

Jimlos Tatooth @Ineeddentures (13323) 30 Jul

I am going out for breakfast before I go to bed for the night or day, well day or at least part of it Its 07.21am. I have not been to my bed yet and I want a burger So where should i go I know McDonalds 10 minute spin on the...

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