Unky Greggy

@UnkyGreggy (171)

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania • Age 57

Joined myLot 10 years ago

What can I say? I'm about as nutty as they come.

Responses (73)

Unky Greggy's Responses

Does it count as a good deed if I tried to do it but someone beat me to it?

JJ @JolietJake (50190) 18 Mar 18

I tried to perform a random act of kindness the other day. I was going to WallyWorld, and as I turned into the parking lot from the highway, I saw someone standing by the exit holding a sign that...

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Unky Greggy No, because you knew he needed help the moment you saw him and it took you a while to assess your situational needs first... So, NO! You get NO brownie points for intentions! Now grab a seat in the HELL handbasket!!!

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No one you know has died and gone to Heaven

JJ @JolietJake (50190) 17 Mar 18

And I am not saying Heaven doesn't exist. It very well may for all I know. But the Bible does not teach that you go to Heaven for being good when you die. [i]It teaches that we do not rise from our graves...

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Unky Greggy Ah yes, the search for the "Hereafter" answer continues... The Roman Catholic-Anglo Saxon, White, Baby Jeeeeezus Bible says," this", the Quran says, "that", the Torah says, "Nothing, You are *P-p-p-t-t-t-t* Ka-poot, my friend!" One thing we do know once the...

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The Boy Scouts will now be admitting girls, and the ladies room will now be admitting men

JJ @JolietJake (50190) 11 Oct 17

And in a nutshell, that explains America. And truthfully, you know why this happened? Because a bunch of people got butthurt and started suing everyone about everything. It isn't about 'equality'. It is about "I don't care...

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Unky Greggy Whatever! (0.00002 cent) I rather piss on the street and learn how to light a campfire with a cigarette lighter anyway.. (0.004 cent)

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Am I the only American that has never watched 'The Walking Dead' (and doesn't care?)

JJ @JolietJake (50190) 26 Mar 16

Not...one...single...episode. And I haven't watched the Superbowl (nor its commercials) in at least 15 years. Hell, I've never even watched 'Breaking Bad'. And I have no interest in Batman Vs Superman. I just...

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Unky Greggy Wow! It must suck being you! SIKE! I don't watch most of those things either...!

26 Mar 16

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Just another n*gger

JJ @JolietJake (50190) 23 Jan 16

She was beautiful, I'll give her that. Probably one of the most beautiful women I'd ever met, even if she was a n*gger. A lot of my friends told me it would never work, that we were too different from each other, and had such...

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Unky Greggy I was getting ready to pick up a few hard core gang bangers and come out to hillbilly city to pimp slap some sense in you with a pipe wrench, but I decided I wasn't pissed about any "naggers" and it wouldn't have been worth the cheap gas to go way out there!

23 Jan 16

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Getting Pied

Rosekitty @Rosekitty (19368) • San Marcos, Texas 6 Oct 15

I was looking in a magazine about making a pie for a dessert for a change, and saw to make the crust flakier they put ice cold vodka in it. I'm sure it works just fine but i wonder how much would get done if i shared it with the...

vodka with dessert

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Unky Greggy Yes, Vodka pie sounds delicious. Mind if I have a few slices? (hic)

21 Jan 16

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Now I really have to diet my foot hurts

LK2018 @Letranknight2015 (52289) • Philippines 21 Jan 16

Hello Lotters, For some reason I've decided not to exercise this morning because of things I did yesterday that made me real tired. but while doing my online thing my left foot starting to hurt specially if you pressed it on...

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Unky Greggy Yeah, I have that Uric acid problem. Usually it attacks the joints in the foot area. My doctor just prescribed Uric Acid controlling medication instead of telling me which foods I should stay away from that produces the problem in the first place.

21 Jan 16

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When you can't find an answer........could be your asking the wrong question.

Rosekitty @Rosekitty (19368) • San Marcos, Texas 26 Sep 15

Never get too hungry, Never get too tired, and never get too lonely Words of Wisdom for Today! How about you?, what words do you have for me?

wisdom

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Unky Greggy Fuggeddabout it. lol!

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You Are Fired!

Rosekitty @Rosekitty (19368) • San Marcos, Texas 27 Sep 15

I'm firing all my frogs outside cause they must be getting lazy on the job. Seems even though i have so many of them and lizards , they aren't doing that great of job getting them skeeters. It has hardly rained and they are...

skeeter eaters

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Unky Greggy I never had a frog problem, but bug spray usually took care of the skeeter problem without them.

30 Sep 15

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I Double Dog Dare You

Rosekitty @Rosekitty (19368) • San Marcos, Texas 28 Sep 15

Those were fighting words when i was a youngster and if Irish ever gets back on myLot...hahah There wasn't one thing i wouldn't do on a dare and since i hung out with the boys..girls were ok but i wasn't into dolls i liked boys...

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Unky Greggy Learned as a child? Just about everything I use in life... from showing up to a fist fight with a knife to having sex. Back in the 70's and 80's Double Dog Daring was not needed because were were going to do it anyway.

30 Sep 15

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Yelling at My Kids..

Rosekitty @Rosekitty (19368) • San Marcos, Texas 12 Sep 15

When my children were younger and i couldn't get their attention i would yell at them to get over here or call out their whole name Sometimes it worked and other times i'd get even more upset so then there i'd go chasing them...

children yelling

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Unky Greggy Mrs. Unky hated when I yelled at the kids because with my naturally deep voice it sounded like Judgement day was happening in our home. Now that I'm old, I try reasoning with them as adults and reserve the yelling for football games on the boob tube.

13 Sep 15

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So I'm Sitting down eating some cereal this morning..

Rosekitty @Rosekitty (19368) • San Marcos, Texas 7 Sep 15

and I turn on the tv... it shows this program about Skip one..which got my interest... Turns out it is about a woman who sponsored 2 children in Africa and wanted to find out if her money each month did go to those kids So she...

skip to help someone

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Unky Greggy I'm sure there are plenty of things the more fortunate of us can afford to skip to help the less fortunate, That second breakfast, pre-lunch and dinner 1 and 2 could be skipped to help a starving child, but I'm naturally lazy, so I'll just donate some money...

9 Sep 15

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Talking to myself!

Rosekitty @Rosekitty (19368) • San Marcos, Texas 8 Sep 15

Today after i woke up and had a long talk with myself..i said Rose..you need a hobby!....and not just a sewing class or baking something..,but a real hobby that will entertain you, keep you occupied instead of coming to myLot...

talking

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Unky Greggy Talk? Not really. Argue and lose? All the time.

9 Sep 15

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I Will Follow You..Follow you till the end of Time..

Rosekitty @Rosekitty (19368) • San Marcos, Texas 6 Sep 15

Been Over a Month Now and i have many who are following me to never be seen again plus many newbies who came over from a B place. What i'd like to know is just why do you follow a person?..I know why i do and it is because i feel...

follow ending

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Unky Greggy So far a few Mylotters come up with good discussions that makes them good for following. Like YOU, @PhredWreck, @Unforgettable_Raj, @TiarasOceanView and maybe a couple more.

6 Sep 15

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As Of June 1st 2015...

Rosekitty @Rosekitty (19368) • San Marcos, Texas 4 Sep 15

Just a heads up for everyone who sends out packages. No longer use your fragile stickers or write fragile on your packages. Post office is now charging 10.35 for each package that has this on them. I send out some but never...

postal mailing

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Unky Greggy I guess I should have added extra bubble wrap to all the packages of plutonium I sent my Conservative, Teabaggy friends... Ahhhh, if they explode a few mail carriers they'll know what I mean.

5 Sep 15

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Looking for an Assistant..

Rosekitty @Rosekitty (19368) • San Marcos, Texas 3 Sep 15

Describe to me your resume.. How does other people think of you? Would you be willing to work over 8 hours? Are you a great cook? answer one or all of them and will give you my honest opinion.. I sent all of you either to...

help wanted

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Unky Greggy I really don't know to answer any of these half-baked brownie questions.... Hey, I can do this *makes flatulate noises with hand under arm pit* Huh? Huh?

5 Sep 15

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Money

Chelsey @Chelsey0505 (2) • West Palm Beach, Florida 1 Sep 15

Money is the key to everything some would say, but what happened to the world when money loses value?

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Unky Greggy There was a time people would have to trade a live goat or herd of cattle for a good or service and I suspect without money to represent value, we would go back to the days of trading.

2 Sep 15