Dang it. Back in jail again.
By The Horse
@TheHorse (238317)
Walnut Creek, California
January 7, 2016 9:56pm CST
This is incredible. I am released from jail for shoplifting, and three days later, I'm back in the slammer. This time it was because the kid client I was with doesn't know his left from his right. He was going to show me a new way back home to his house. He said, "Make a right turn here." I made a right turn. He said, "I meant make a left." I pulled a u-turn, with a the help of a cul-du-sac to my left. I didn't see the Sheriff at the intersection on the big street where left and right gotten confused.
The Sheriff trails me into the neighborhood, and eventually arrests me for an illegal u-turn. I tried everything I learned in Chris Rock's video, "How not to get your ass kicked by the police" (or something like that), but to no avail. So now I'm back to making license plates, when I should be sipping Scotch and writing on MyLot.
Have you seen Chris Rock's video? I think it's utterly hilarious. It was made awhile ago, I think, and I hadn't seen it until a couple of months ago. If you're not from the United States, is this still funny?
Really funny video from the Chris Rock show on how not to get your ass kicked by the police. I know they are other versions of this on YouTube but this one i...
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@celticeagle (189880)
• Boise, Idaho
8 Jan 16
Common sense. I tell people all the time. Use your common sense. Well, I am beginning to realize that most people don't have any of it. Common sense is becoming rarer and rarer.
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@TheHorse (238317)
• Walnut Creek, California
8 Jan 16
@nanette64 Why can't she learn to just go 4 mph over the speed limit?
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@nanette64 (20363)
• Fairfield, Texas
8 Jan 16
@TheHorse I wish I knew. I asked her if she has bothered to add up what it's cost her so far. Attorney's fees, fines, having to attend driving classes, inconvenience. Was she willing to lose points off her license or maybe having the license pulled. It just zooms over the top of her head. In my 50 years of driving, I have gotten 1 speeding ticket and that was at the END of a construction zone. I didn't realize I had to wait so many feet passed the zone before I could start to build speed again. And that was my one ticket ever.
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@nanette64 (20363)
• Fairfield, Texas
8 Jan 16
My sister is a perfect example of no common sense @celticeagle . She has more speeding tickets than 10 people combined.
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@sherryericha (1806)
• Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
9 Jan 16
Have you ever seen his movie POOTY TANG, it is the best!
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
9 Jan 16
@sherryericha - oh man, its been a while. i need to rewatch that movie. maybe even rewatch CB4 also.
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@RasmaSandra (98033)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
8 Jan 16
@TheHorse yes, even here from Latvia it is most funny. Thanks for the laugh
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@TheHorse (238317)
• Walnut Creek, California
8 Jan 16
@RasmaSandra I'm glad to hear that! I guess Chris Rock is funny even if you're not from the US.
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@Drosophila (16568)
• Ireland
9 Jan 16
Lol.. You need to get a new client! This one is bad mojo!
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@Drosophila (16568)
• Ireland
9 Jan 16
@TheHorse lol.. Yep and your responsibility here is to get sat nav?
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@Marilynda1225 (91116)
• United States
8 Jan 16
Chris Rock is always funny but this video was hilarious.
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@kaka135 (14994)
• Malaysia
8 Jan 16
My sister always gives the wrong direction. She might point at right, but she said left.
I think that video is funny, but again, I think we should already know what we should do - obey the law and use common sense.
Sad to hear from some people that "rules are made to be broken", which create the chaotic world.
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@mommaj (23112)
• United States
8 Jan 16
HEHEHE I'm beginning to think you have a crush on a police officer, since you seem to spend so much time in jail. Do we need to take up a collection for bail or do you have enough drinking money left over?
I really like your little stories. Good luck in your predicament. I hope the boy made it home safely.
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I'm beginning to think you either like the handcuffs or their is a woman you are seeing. You know you might want to ask her out instead of getting her to arrest you. 
@DaddyEvil (174517)
• United States
8 Jan 16
No, I hadn't seen this video before. Funny....
You in jail..... Funny, again!
Thanks for the laughs!
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@DaddyEvil (174517)
• United States
9 Jan 16
@TheHorse Uhm... seriously, are you okay? Just a bit concerned, sir. (Yeah, really.)
At your 
advanced age, you do need to be some what careful, you know!?
advanced age, you do need to be some what careful, you know!?
@garymarsh6 (24026)
• United Kingdom
8 Jan 16
Did they not implement three strikes and you are out policy in the USA a couple of years ago. One more time MR and you are history! Sent to solitary confinement for the rest of your life! OH boy no parking on lines, jumping lights or running over a policeman's foot for you!
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@TheHorse (238317)
• Walnut Creek, California
9 Jan 16
@garymarsh6 Hopefully they'll let me have a cell phone. There will be more typos in my posts.
@nanette64 (20363)
• Fairfield, Texas
8 Jan 16
LMAO, ROTF, LOL, hysterical @TheHorse . No not your arrest....the video. And the truth be known, the video is funny but has a lot of truth to it.
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@nanette64 (20363)
• Fairfield, Texas
9 Jan 16
@TheHorse Yeah, me too. I like Chris Rock.
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@nanette64 (20363)
• Fairfield, Texas
10 Jan 16
@TheHorse I don't think I've seen any of their stuff.
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@JudyEv (382216)
• Rockingham, Australia
8 Jan 16
@TheHorse Vince got pulled up once in a little old car we had but the cop just wanted to let him know it was crabbing a bit and did he know. And that his dad had once had one of the same. Scared him though - Vince that is.
I think it's not hilarious because, for me, just seeing police belting into people stops any laughter. Even if I know it's put on, it makes my blood run cold.
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@fishtiger58 (29819)
• Momence, Illinois
9 Jan 16
I love Chris Rock I'm going to have to look at this video.
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@fishtiger58 (29819)
• Momence, Illinois
9 Jan 16
@TheHorse Very funny then I had to watch a couple more lol.
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@TheHorse (238317)
• Walnut Creek, California
8 Jan 16
I was only kidding. A Sheriff did tail us for a bit. But I think when he saw an adult white dude in a new baseball cap driving really slow, and a black kid of about 12 riding shotgun, he decided we weren't criminals. Or maybe he had time to phone in my license plate number.
@sherryericha (1806)
• Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
9 Jan 16
1) love the video, Chris Rock is crazy funny.
2) they locked you up for a u-turn? I should be doing life without parole! Cops have stopped me for: going the wrong direction on a street, speeding across a bridge, turning left on a red light, driving at night without lights on and other things I can't remember. Been lucky so far (knock wood), always got a warning.
@troyburns (1405)
• New Zealand
8 Jan 16
Chris rocks! At least you weren't travelling with a mad woman. I hope there's no three strikes law where you live - you're getting mighty close!
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