If I had any hair I'd pull it out...

I used to stand on the coughee table to sing at band practice...we had a rule, if I fell off, finish the song and then see if I was okay

@JolietJake

@Juliaacv , Right on Julia!

@JolietJake Well, you've gotten 25 responses so far to this one... must be worth something.

@JolietJake I did just see a discussion a minute ago

I'm tellin' ya, if half of what I have read today was true, I'd have a few thousand bucks in my bank by now

Mine has thinned quite a bit...which is why I started shaving my head...I decided to go bald all at once instead of gracefully

@JolietJake I am bald not.Skin head I guess what they call it.

@amadeo I'm a tad fuzzy at the moment, I need a fresh shave

I just PM'ed someone a little bit ago about a copy/paste 'joke' for their first post...turns out it was their second account..the first one got banned for...get this...copy/pasting jokes. Thankfully, they removed it and went off to read the guidelines as I suggested.

@pgntwo *starts humming a tune* I've been through the desert on a horse with no name. It felt good to be out of the rain ...

@JolietJake Yup: Man. And the Atacama has a certain pull... Why?

Does he have a name? Will he go to the desert?

Normally it ends up only being people that already know

@JolietJake that is true!!

@JolietJake .....Not in my eyes Bucko.

You mean this isn't a paying facebook?

Maybe they're just slow @JolietJake .... no no no, I don't mean mentally, I'd never say such a thing .... they could come back later when they've finally learned that there really are guidelines to follow, some people are suggesting they look you up you know.

I don't see any responses from newer users...par for the course

There seems to be a double-handful of new users that are convinced they know what is going on here...I think they've read old outdated blogs or something.

@JolietJake I wish all of them would notice - they would be successful here is they did.

I'd give up, but every once in a blue moon I catch the attention of someone that needed to see it.

It boils down to the more you talk, the more chances you give people to interact back, which is what we get paid for

@JolietJake yeah, I remember you and Ms. D using the phrase often.

Yeah, that used to be pretty much a standard reply back in the day...I think I saw MysD use it first

@JolietJake Haha. Poor table. I bet the next time you are ranting on earnings and such, you better prepare a sandbag or something.

I may need to go on a diet, it was kind of wobbly

@JolietJake - Hi "JJ" - I sure enough did not intend to anger you or to make you feel bad (somehow), but your post about people not understanding how they earn their hundredths of cents from posting stuff onto MyLot was probably the gazillionth time it has been explained - and all a person needs to do to understand that stuff is to look at the tally atop their posting screens. What amazes me is that the "earnings" to be had here are of any real importance to the fun of posting and receiving comments (if any). A person can earn more and at a better pace by recycling waste newspaper (etc.) than posting stuff - but it is not nearly as much fun to do - recycling used words in those waste papers rather tan creating your own words for website friends (such as "JJ") can read and to which they can respond. No matter all of that, I do enjoy reading your "rants" and your "non-rants." -Gus-

I beg to disagree. While the majority that need to read this won't, there are those that do read it that didn't understand how they earn their hundredths of cents.

@JolietJake At least. But you know, only the people who "follow" you see them.

I think I have posted eleventy hundred and sebenty-twelve

@BarBaraPrz How do you figure that? They are in the 'Most Recent Discussions' list for all to see.

@NJChicaa MOM!!! She won't stop touchéing me!!!

Evidently *I* care

@JolietJake touché

You may have known me long ago, I was the Lamb way back when.

@Samanthaowen1991 I saw you bumped into Mike. There are several of us here from years back, glad to see you return.

@JolietJake omg yes!!!! I remember the lamb!!! Oh wow, so nice to see a couple of old faces (or names) on here!!! I don't think you guys would remember me, you were definitely a lot more active than I was. My username was pretty much the same as now.