So try not to destroy the place while I'm gone, m'kay?
By JJ
@JolietJake (50190)
September 2, 2017 2:08am CST
Y'all gonna have about 48 hours without me here whilst I boogie on down the road about 450 miles and help Boss take care of some business at a business he owns in Pigeon Forge Tennessee.
I get to drive...he gets to sleep.
I guess that's the advantage to being the boss. 
Since I don't have a SmartPhone but a plain ol' DumbPhone, and I ain't gonna tear down and pack up my desktop for the trip, I won't have access to the site again until early Monday morning.
Which gives you 48 hours to tell people how you REALLY feel about me without me being the wiser. 
As long as you delete anything before I get back. 
Oh...and Scar is taken care of, Dad is gonna make sure he's behaving.
Or something like that.
I'll probably come back to all kinds of photos of Kitty Porn on my computer.
See y'all in a couple days...
Since I don't have a SmartPhone but a plain ol' DumbPhone, and I ain't gonna tear down and pack up my desktop for the trip, I won't have access to the site again until early Monday morning.
Which gives you 48 hours to tell people how you REALLY feel about me without me being the wiser.
As long as you delete anything before I get back.
Oh...and Scar is taken care of, Dad is gonna make sure he's behaving.
Or something like that.
I'll probably come back to all kinds of photos of Kitty Porn on my computer.
See y'all in a couple days...33 people like this
32 responses
@JohnRoberts (109845)
• Los Angeles, California
2 Sep 17
Freya better be careful with a wildcat like Scar unless she's into bad boys.
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@JolietJake (50190)
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4 Sep 17
He behaved but he's driving me nuts going out now since he was stuck inside 2 days
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@topffer (42155)
• France
4 Sep 17
@JolietJake Everything has been repaired before you came back.
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@JolietJake (50190)
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4 Sep 17
I haven't searched yet to see what anyone said about me
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
4 Sep 17
@JolietJake We used white font to disguise it.
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@owlwings (43902)
• Cambridge, England
2 Sep 17
450 miles is quite a trip! I'd expect it to take around 10 hours (with breaks) here but you may have better roads there. Enjoy your waltz down to Tennessee! Scar will miss having someone to shout at, I'm sure, but I guess that he'll keep the squirrels and groundhogs in order when he's allowed out.
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@owlwings (43902)
• Cambridge, England
4 Sep 17
@JolietJake We have a speed limit of 70mph on dual carriageways (and less on single carriageways and minor roads). On a clear road I may occasionally do 80mph but on long trips (including breaks), I generally average around 45 - 50mph.
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@JolietJake (50190)
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4 Sep 17
@owlwings The limit was generally 70 with a few spots dropping to 65 and it was 55 through Louisville Kentucky (where @FourWalls lives) but I always set the cruise control at 5 MPH above the limit.
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@JolietJake (50190)
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4 Sep 17
Roads were pretty good, averaged 70 MPH/112.654 KPH, 7 hours each way roughly.
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@JolietJake (50190)
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4 Sep 17
As soon as you start paying me more than Boss I'll start listening to you
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
2 Sep 17
So you are in my neck of the woods - we were in PF last week for 4 days. What is the nae of the business he owns?
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
4 Sep 17
@JolietJake OK, I know the location - not far from where we stayed. Shopped at the Corelle store at the Red Roof Mall right there.
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@JolietJake (50190)
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4 Sep 17
@AbbyGreenhill Yep, I dropped in at the Country Music USA store there
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@toniganzon (72544)
• Philippines
2 Sep 17
When the cat is out, the mouse will play....
We are gonna party! 
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@TiarasOceanView (70020)
• United States
2 Sep 17
Have a nice time and a safe journey JJ.
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@jobelbojel (36863)
• Philippines
2 Sep 17
See you around. I just added minutes for mobile data so I can use it up while I am out.
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@fishtiger58 (29819)
• Momence, Illinois
2 Sep 17
I have a dumb phone too and very much prefer it. Have a safe trip.
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@kobesbuddy (78856)
• East Tawas, Michigan
2 Sep 17
@JolietJake Stay safe, that's the most important thing:) And Scar is going to play, while the mice are away! lol
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@kobesbuddy (78856)
• East Tawas, Michigan
2 Sep 17
You will definitely be missed and that's a fact!:)
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@BarBaraPrz (50007)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
2 Sep 17
I have a dumb phone, too. In fact, it's so dumb, it can't find its way out of the house! (Maybe because it's tethered to the wall?)
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@LovingMyBabies (85296)
• Valdosta, Georgia
2 Sep 17
I hope you have a very safe trip and come back to us soon! =)
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@RasmaSandra (86910)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
2 Sep 17
Just go and take care of business we'll all be here when you come back.
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@Happy2BeMe (99380)
• Canada
2 Sep 17
We will miss you!! Scar is going to be quite upset with you when you get back for leaving him for two days. Have a safe trip and look forward to seeing you around when you get back.
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