THANK YOU LORD JESUS FOR THE CHICKEN ON MY GRILL

By JJ
@JolietJake (50190)
June 17, 2018 6:34am CST
Because I know that without the bounty of Your Love, these tender succulent barbecued chicken thighs would not be slowly grilling to fill my belly with sustenance. But I still don't get the Ark. Wouldn't it have just been easier to make all new animals instead of collecting thousands of them to live in a boat for 40 days and 40 nights? And why the mosquitoes? But thank you anyway.
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• United States
17 Jun 18
Mosquitoes and ticks. Guess the chickens needed something to feed on.
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• United States
17 Jun 18
@JolietJake or locusts.
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@LadyDuck (474554)
• Italy
17 Jun 18
@ElusiveButterfly YES! Locusts
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@JolietJake (50190)
17 Jun 18
He could have just doubled-up on the grasshoppers
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@JohnRoberts (109845)
• Los Angeles, California
17 Jun 18
And fleas and ticks and cockroaches.
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@JolietJake (50190)
17 Jun 18
I would call it normative chicken but they don't normally come with barbecue sauce
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@kobesbuddy (78856)
• East Tawas, Michigan
18 Jun 18
You men are all fine-tuning this incident, I love it!
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@topffer (42155)
• France
17 Jun 18
Mosquitoes were undocumented I guess. Among the relics left by an old aunt there was a small piece of wood of the ark found on Mount Ararat.
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@topffer (42155)
• France
17 Jun 18
@JolietJake I worked a bit on this one. To sum up, a French expedition in the early 50's found a wood beam in a mountain at 4000 m and brought back a piece of it telling that it was a part of Noah's ark. Now it could pertain to whatever you want, protohistoric archaeology was just beginning at the time and the guy was a mountain climber, not an archeologist.
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@TheHorse (226592)
• Walnut Creek, California
18 Jun 18
@JolietJake That's horrid. But I never would have thought of it. Kudos.
@JolietJake (50190)
17 Jun 18
If a person found all the pieces could they put it back together with an ark-welder?
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@LadyDuck (474554)
• Italy
17 Jun 18
Many good questions here and the best is "why the mosquitoes". I guess they boarded illegally on the ark.
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@LadyDuck (474554)
• Italy
18 Jun 18
@TheHorse If your President Grover Cleveland in 1885 had the same laws, Trump would have never become USA President.... His grandfather was a German immigrant and he arrived in 1885 in the United States as a barber. May be he is right about the immigration.
@TheHorse (226592)
• Walnut Creek, California
18 Jun 18
Where was Trump when we needed him?
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@porwest (99889)
• United States
17 Jun 18
Besides the animals, how much food did Noah have to put on that boat? And how the heck did he manage to keep the lions from eating the zebras? There's a lot of this story that just doesn't jive.
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@JolietJake (50190)
17 Jun 18
And we can't discuss intake without output. Must have been one stinky boat.
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@porwest (99889)
• United States
17 Jun 18
@JolietJake No crap. Well...
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@mlgen1037 (29885)
• Manila, Philippines
17 Jun 18
The mosquitoes are the bonus. Haha
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@Vivenda (583)
• Portsmouth, England
17 Jun 18
Of course, there's that poem by Ogden Nash: God in His wisdom made the fly, And then forgot to tell us why!
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@mlgen1037 (29885)
• Manila, Philippines
17 Jun 18
@Vivenda God must have been so busy that he forgot to give us the answer.
@GardenGerty (163578)
• United States
18 Jun 18
Gratitude is good.
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@JolietJake (50190)
18 Jun 18
So is chicken
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@id_peace (15373)
• Singapore
17 Jun 18
If you asked me, probably God does not want to work on all these. He will prefer to work on other projects.
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@JolietJake (50190)
17 Jun 18
But can't He just blink an eye or wave a hand or something and BOOM! it is done?
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@lovebuglena (46331)
• Staten Island, New York
18 Jun 18
You just made me crave for some juicy chicken.
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@NJChicaa (122874)
• United States
17 Jun 18
I legit don't get how people believe that all of those animals supposedly lived on an ark for over a month. What did they eat? You'd think that the big cats would have just gone through and had a feast. Wait. . . were there dinosaurs on the ark too?
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@BarBaraPrz (49664)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
17 Jun 18
@JolietJake Along with the unicorns.
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@JolietJake (50190)
17 Jun 18
The dinosaurs were late getting there, that's why there aren't any now.
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@NJChicaa (122874)
• United States
17 Jun 18
@JolietJake aha. They missed the ship.
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@kobesbuddy (78856)
• East Tawas, Michigan
18 Jun 18
You are blessed, we just had chicken thighs for dinner also! Noah's Ark? Those mosquitoes were probably clinging onto the outside, to keep from drowning LOL
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@reskyyandi (3608)
• Indonesia
18 Jun 18
And the cockroaches, flys, rats, and anything you can add it by yourself.
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• Northampton, England
17 Jun 18
Cant beat some fried chicken
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• India
17 Jun 18
Yeah thank God For everything
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@JolietJake (50190)
17 Jun 18
Even leukemia?
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• India
17 Jun 18
@JolietJake I don't know it's meaning
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@JolietJake (50190)
17 Jun 18
@thesupersingh It is a killing disease of the blood
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@chavezrmc (6095)
• Philippines
17 Jun 18
Right you are. He is the Creator of everything why He needs to bring those animals. He can instead create them again like magic. Hmmnnn. Maybe He wants to teach us a lesson to value what's already in our posession. It's just a thought. And value too any creature that has a life. There can be a lot of questions in our minds if we will just let it flow. But Happy are those who believe...
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@minx267 (15526)
• Hartford, Connecticut
18 Jun 18
And I'm not thrilled with Fleas or Ticks either... Just Saying. But I am thankful for cows... going to eat my Roast Beef and Pastrami sandwich now.
• Austin, Texas
31 Jul 21
I have been watching a lot of cooking videos lately. There has got to be a trillion different ways to barbecue chicken! And everybody's chicken looks delicious!
@rakski (136664)
• Philippines
18 Jun 18
Yes why the mosquitoes and why some animals need to have viruses fir human beings
@andriaperry (118751)
• Anniston, Alabama
17 Jun 18
I reckon there are things we will never know.
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• Defuniak Springs, Florida
17 Jun 18
Why the possums?
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