This lady in line...
@indiandevil (2410)
Canada
March 16, 2020 8:16pm CST
I went to the store today, this crazy coronavirus... time to buy a bag of food for my cat.
In line, a woman behind me asked me if I had a cat. I stare at her....Why would I be buying cat food, right? So I told her no, I don’t have a cat , that I was starting the cat food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but I lost 15 pounds!
I told her it was the perfect diet and that all you have to do is carry the kibble in your pockets and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story) .
Then she asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the cat food had poisoned me. I answered of course not! I was admitted because I bent down to smell the a-- of a bulldog and I was hit by a truck.
I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack because he was laughing so hard.
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Now that you read this, I have to confess, I made this up to make you smile. It's your turn to copy it and make someone else laugh...
With everything going on we need to laugh more! Have a GREAT DAY
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81 responses
@LadyDuck (457412)
• Switzerland
17 Mar 20
Okay, I went out today to buy three bags of cat food, do I have cats? NO! But I give food to the cats of my neighbors and I want to be sure they will have food if my neighbors cannot go out to buy. I also buy birds seeds and I do not have birds.
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@indiandevil (2410)
• Canada
17 Mar 20
You're still buying with the intent on feeding it to cats, and birds. That sort of counts right?
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@indiandevil (2410)
• Canada
17 Mar 20
@LadyDuck That's awesome. There's no cats around here or I might be feeding them as well 
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@LadyDuck (457412)
• Switzerland
17 Mar 20
@indiandevil I still buy and I will continue to offer treats to the cats and to the birds. The cashier one day asked me "did you adopt a cat?" and I replied "sort of, not one but three".
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@indiandevil (2410)
• Canada
17 Mar 20
That would have been something wouldn't it have? Honestly, I don't think I could have kept such a straight face though, knowing me I'd burst out laughing like the guy toward the end!
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@indiandevil (2410)
• Canada
17 Mar 20
@josie_ My brother showed me a video on tiktok the other day. In the video this kid gets busted by his dad for being in a walmart parking lot after midnight. When the dad asks why he's there he first says his friends mom sent him to get cat food for her fish, and then he says he's buying cat food for the dog. It was kinda funny to watch.
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@josie_ (9763)
• Philippines
17 Mar 20
@indiandevil _Who knows it might come in handy in the future. I've always maintain that sarcasm is the best answer for stupidity. But should someone in a grocery line ask me if the dog food I'm buying is for a dog I think I'll respond with a "Woof! woof!. 
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@ptrikha_2 (45422)
• India
17 Mar 20
Ha ha yeah for sure, sometimes we need to chill out and take things not so seriously.
Good to see such a discussion today morning.
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@indiandevil (2410)
• Canada
17 Mar 20
If we dwell on things we just end up getting more and more scared.
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@vandana7 (98731)
• India
17 Mar 20
@indiandevil 20 days of isolation is not a big deal. We will know how prison feels, and actually refrain from being bad...whatever that bad is.
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@Deepizzaguy (94310)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
17 Mar 20
Thank you for sharing this very funny story. I feel like a weight is off of my shoulders.
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@indiandevil (2410)
• Canada
17 Mar 20
You're welcome, I figured if I could make someone laugh, it was worth it.
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@Deepizzaguy (94310)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
17 Mar 20
@indiandevil I need all of the humor I can get daily.
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@amitkokiladitya (171936)
• Agra, India
17 Mar 20
Omg ..at first I thought this story about cat food was true
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@vandana7 (98731)
• India
18 Mar 20
@amitkokiladitya Karona pyaar hai... (distortion of a movie name Kaho na pyaar hai). Writing an article on that.
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@vandana7 (98731)
• India
18 Mar 20
@topffer Its worth a try I suppose...imagine, being interviewed on TV... I tried cat food to check if it can overcome Corona virus...I tried dog food to see if it can overcome Corona virus. Wonder who will eat what pigs eat...but that ain't gonna be Me for sure.
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@infatuatedbby (95001)
• United States
17 Mar 20
I was going to say you’re strange
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@infatuatedbby (95001)
• United States
17 Mar 20
@indiandevil but in all seriousness stay safe !
but in all seriousness stay safe !2 people like this
@DaddyEvil (137145)
• United States
17 Mar 20
There is one difference between you and I... 
I wouldn't have told anyone I made up the story until in the comments! 
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@vandana7 (98731)
• India
19 Mar 20
@DaddyEvil She possibly thought you would feel bad about it, and CHANGE to be DaddyGood. But apparently you did not get her intention.
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@Daljinder (23228)
• Bangalore, India
17 Mar 20
Thanks for the laughter. I wonder what would have happened if this was indeed real.
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@indiandevil (2410)
• Canada
17 Mar 20
I don't know, it would be a very interesting conversation to see play out wouldn't it?
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@Daljinder (23228)
• Bangalore, India
22 Mar 20
@indiandevil It sure will! Worthy to be caught on camera.
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@Hannihar (129379)
• Israel
17 Mar 20
@indiandevil
That is very funny. I know you made it up. Do you really believe the person believed you about your story.
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@indiandevil (2410)
• Canada
17 Mar 20
It's hard to say, probably, but there is a chance the other character knew it was bull.
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@GardenGerty (157494)
• United States
17 Mar 20
I have heard similar jokes before, and we all need to smile a bit and relax.
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@indiandevil (2410)
• Canada
17 Mar 20
We really do, it is very important at times like this.
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@indiandevil (2410)
• Canada
17 Mar 20
Yes, I figured people could use a laugh during all this. My father always said laughter was the best medicine.
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@shaggin (71659)
• United States
17 Mar 20
@indiandevil I completely agree with him!
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@RasmaSandra (73241)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
17 Mar 20
I have to agree with you. The tension online is so tight you can feel it as you surf along. I don't think I have not met up with stories about this virus all day long. Just when I think it's safe to jump into the Internet pool another story pops up.3 people like this
@indiandevil (2410)
• Canada
17 Mar 20
I have to agree. It seems that it's all anyone is talking about. However, it's a big event, that has never really happened before. This will probably be in school books years from now.
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@moffittjc (118368)
• Gainesville, Florida
17 Mar 20
That's hilarious! Way to make me smile first thing in the morning!
I have always been a big fan of humor, and I think humor can play a big part in helping us all get through this coronavirus calamity.
Thanks for making me laugh!
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