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I know we're not allowed to post jokes here, as those are easily downloaded from the internet, like recipes. But are we allowed to post punchlines, and ask whether others can remember the joke? I've heard a lot of good jokes over the years, some kind of off-color, and some as innocent as a baby's smile. I'm going to post some punchlines, and see if the jokes I like are so obscure that nobody's heard them. If you have a punchline to a favorite joke, leave it in a comment, and let's see if some jokes are "universal." What follows are some punchlines. If you know the joke, let us know somehow. Disclaimer: Some of these jokes may be tasteless, politically incorrect, and (the horror) somewhat intellectual. Punchlines: *Bartender says, "What would you like tonight, Mr. President?" (think Trump) *To get to the other side. (think edible fowl) *Bob. (think body parts) *Finding half a worm. (think snack time) *She screams, especially when I walk in on her (think Rodney Dangerfield) *When you throw an accordion into a dumpster and it crushes two banjos (think baseball and musicians) *Bartender says, "For you, no charge." (think atoms) *Bartender says, "Are you sure?" Hydrogen atom says, "I'm positive!" (think atoms) *Bartender says, " Do you want a chaser with that?" " Rene says, "I think not." Poof. He disappears. (think famous philosophers) *"I’d love to, but you’ll have to remove that damn cat.” (think Johnny Carson comebacks that never actually occurred) *"He shot my paw!" (think "walks into a bar" jokes) *Chieftain says, "Ah, death. A noble choice. But first, chi chi!" (think missionary held captive) *"Oh, no no no! Mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica. And have a nice day!'" (think bathroom conversation) If you have some good punch lines, please post them!