I have new $100,000/year job! Please congratulate The Horse.
By The Horse
@TheHorse (205771)
Walnut Creek, California
September 19, 2021 2:04pm CST
I know that $100,000/year is "chump change" to many of you, but I am proud to have a new job.
To hell with helping poor kids in the 'hood. This is serious cha-ching!
All I have to do is edit SPAM emails so they sound/read like they were written by native American speakers with more than a High School Sophomore education.
Please examine the email I just received below.
All have do do is edit simple mistakes, like using a capital letter in the middle of a sentence. Bad English, like "giving wrong details," will also be corrected.
I hope you are happy for me. I was paid up front, so I can fly any MyLot members to desired destinations. Where would you like to go?
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26 responses
@crossbones27 (48435)
• Mojave, California
19 Sep 21
Technically that is slang, I know because I speak slang. Can't write English for crap but can speak me some slang. 
3 people like this
@rebelann (111177)
• El Paso, Texas
19 Sep 21
Ummm, I was young once and can't say it was noble but I did learn a lot and hopefully am much more noble now.
They don't care, they just wanna rip people off. It's in some people nature to be that way ... sad, so so sad .......................... Karma gonna get em
3 people like this
@lovebuglena (43077)
• Staten Island, New York
20 Sep 21
do they actually think someone will fall for this?5 people like this
@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
21 Sep 21
@lovebuglena I'd like to know.
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@lovebuglena (43077)
• Staten Island, New York
20 Sep 21
@TheHorse Only a dummy or maybe someone under the influence would do that.
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@BarBaraPrz (45490)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
20 Sep 21
So, do you even have a Wells Fargo account?
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@BarBaraPrz (45490)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
20 Sep 21
@TheHorse Didn't think so. I get noices like that from 'banks' I don't deal with, too.
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
21 Sep 21
@BarBaraPrz Some must fall for it. Else they would not keep doing it.
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@xander6464 (40884)
• Wapello, Iowa
20 Sep 21
Congratulations!
You can fly me to any desired location? I am going to go write an itinerary.
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@wolfgirl569 (95188)
• Marion, Ohio
20 Sep 21
I am not sure your new job will be all that easy.
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@spiderdust (14741)
• San Jose, California
19 Sep 21
Did you mean Native American speakers or English as a first language speakers?
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Sep 21
@DaddyEvil I did not capitalize "native." So it is a non-issue.
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@FourWalls (62145)
• United States
20 Sep 21
So much for having to wait until 2717 for that Lamborghini.
You'd think that rule #1 in phishing or scamming would be proper grammar, spelling, and English.
You'd think.2 people like this
@RasmaSandra (73444)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
21 Sep 21
Well congrats to you and sounds like quite a riveting and responsible job, If possible I would like to got back to Riga Latvia so hopefully you can arrange that for me, I on the other hand had a letter telling me I had inherited over a million and the Wells Fargo was notified and had to wait for a signature from the Vice President of the US, Now two problems here one is I do not have any relatives or had nay that were millionaires and second what does the Vice President have to do with all this? Aren't emails like this a lot fo fun?
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just the job for you. I wonder how long it would be before you are cheated out of a paycheck.
