I have a new conveyance

@JudyEv (321865)
Rockingham, Australia
December 16, 2021 1:19am CST
We had to go to the hardware store for some hose fittings and, while we were there, we purchased a yard broom. Vince said I could fly it home. In case you don’t understand, witches fly around on broomsticks so he is implying that I am a witch. In our old house, we had a broom cupboard which Vince used to call my garage. Sometimes, I think I should cast a spell on him.
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• China
16 Dec 21
The pipe is so long
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@BarBaraPrz (45029)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
17 Dec 21
It only looks long because the brush part of it is so short.
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@JudyEv (321865)
• Rockingham, Australia
16 Dec 21
It does look long in the photo, doesn't it?
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• China
16 Dec 21
@JudyEv Yes, it looks very long in the picture
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@Faster16 (2930)
• Indonesia
16 Dec 21
I usually use a broom for music concerts in the kitchen, and my daughter follows me. While my wife will plug her ears
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@cacay1 (83272)
• Cagayan De Oro, Philippines
17 Dec 21
@Faster16, that's enjoyable, lots of happiness.
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@JudyEv (321865)
• Rockingham, Australia
16 Dec 21
Haha - yes, that is a good use for a broom too!!
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@averygirl72 (37434)
• Philippines
17 Dec 21
What is conveyance? That is funny. Is the broom made of plastic?
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@averygirl72 (37434)
• Philippines
17 Dec 21
@JudyEv He is teasing you. Thanks for another new word to learn
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@suni51 (3429)
• India
17 Dec 21
Hey, hey, try riding on this, it flies like a rocket!
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@JudyEv (321865)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Dec 21
Conveyance is another word for a vehicle or a car. Vince is joking that, because I'm a witch, my broom can be my car.
@DaddyEvil (137253)
• United States
16 Dec 21
Vince is way too nice to you. Uhm... where do you park your "vehicles" in the new house?
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@JudyEv (321865)
• Rockingham, Australia
16 Dec 21
The dryer sits on top of the washing machine and two brooms are poked between those and the wall. There is an Enjo mop in the storeroom as well.
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@DaddyEvil (137253)
• United States
16 Dec 21
@JudyEv We use this type of broom/dustpan in our kitchen.
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@JudyEv (321865)
• Rockingham, Australia
16 Dec 21
@DaddyEvil Do you sweep the whole floor? Or vacuum when necessary and just use this for bits and pieces? I have a dustpan but the brush is much smaller. I'll do a photo tomorrow. It's past my bedtime now.
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@Fleura (28656)
• United Kingdom
16 Dec 21
What a cheek! Anyway that's not a proper broom for a witch, that's just a brush!
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@DaddyEvil (137253)
• United States
16 Dec 21
@Fleura I've never seen Harry Potter so wouldn't be surprised at anything he rode.
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@DaddyEvil (137253)
• United States
16 Dec 21
We call those push brooms here.
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@Fleura (28656)
• United Kingdom
16 Dec 21
@DaddyEvil You wouldn't see Harry Potter riding one of those
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@Rashnag (30600)
• Surat, India
16 Dec 21
Funny story. Broom looks sturdy. Enjoy
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@JudyEv (321865)
• Rockingham, Australia
16 Dec 21
Thanks. I'm glad you found the story funny.
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@Rashnag (30600)
• Surat, India
17 Dec 21
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• China
16 Dec 21
I have known about the witch.Vince has his own brand humour !
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@JudyEv (321865)
• Rockingham, Australia
16 Dec 21
He is very cheeky sometimes. But I always get my own back.
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@Juliaacv (47659)
• Canada
16 Dec 21
I think it only right that you cast a spell on silly Vince.
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@JudyEv (321865)
• Rockingham, Australia
16 Dec 21
I have a long memory. I will make him pay one day!!
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@marlina (154184)
• Canada
16 Dec 21
You might regret it, don't do it !
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@JudyEv (321865)
• Rockingham, Australia
16 Dec 21
You could be right. Anyway, I don't know any spells.
@LadyDuck (451723)
• Switzerland
16 Dec 21
Vince is not nice, not at all, cast a spell on him.
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@LadyDuck (451723)
• Switzerland
16 Dec 21
@JudyEv You are right there are no jokes about wizards, then they say there is no discrimination toward women.
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@JudyEv (321865)
• Rockingham, Australia
16 Dec 21
It is pretty funny. There are no jokes about wizards so I just have to put up with the joke. But I will get my own back one day!!
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@rakski (112998)
• Philippines
16 Dec 21
I have one like that too!!! It is color red. Maybe we can have a witches' party
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@JudyEv (321865)
• Rockingham, Australia
16 Dec 21
We could boil some bats in a cauldron!
@franxav (13566)
• India
16 Dec 21
You have surely cast a spell on him! He is such a good husband and companion.
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@JudyEv (321865)
• Rockingham, Australia
16 Dec 21
Just sometimes he forgets his place!!
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@LindaOHio (149701)
• United States
16 Dec 21
I'm sorry; but that's hilarious. We know that you're not a witch.
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@JudyEv (321865)
• Rockingham, Australia
16 Dec 21
Vince thinks it is very funny too.
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@DocAndersen (54413)
• United States
16 Dec 21
ROFL ok that made me laugh!
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@JudyEv (321865)
• Rockingham, Australia
16 Dec 21
He'll keep. He might have won this round but he won't win the war.
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@DocAndersen (54413)
• United States
16 Dec 21
@JudyEv i am team Vince, so I would have to say, we shall see!
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@rebelann (110401)
• El Paso, Texas
16 Dec 21
Oh yes, you really should cast a spell on him so he'll do everything you ask him to.
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@rebelann (110401)
• El Paso, Texas
17 Dec 21
Good idea. Maybe he could also give you a gentle manicure.
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@JudyEv (321865)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Dec 21
I'll turn him into a house-keeper.
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@JudyEv (321865)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Dec 21
@rebelann He already cooks for me. Maybe I put a spell on him some time ago.
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• United States
16 Dec 21
Sometimes I wish I could just hop on a broon and fly somewhere Vince is a funny man (sorry to laugh)
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• United States
17 Dec 21
@JudyEv wouldn't that be fun
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@JudyEv (321865)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Dec 21
There would certainly be advantages to be able to flit off to wherever you liked.
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@Ronrybs (17687)
• London, England
16 Dec 21
At least it will save on petrol!
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@JudyEv (321865)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Dec 21
So you think I'm a witch too, do you?
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@JudyEv (321865)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Dec 21
@Ronrybs Haha - thank you. For some reason, that sounds much nicer.
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@Ronrybs (17687)
• London, England
17 Dec 21
@JudyEv Wizardess...
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@RubyHawk (99439)
• Atlanta, Georgia
17 Dec 21
I don’t need a hard broom because I don’t have a yard. Tell Vince you’ll cast a spell on him if he isn’t careful.
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@JudyEv (321865)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Dec 21
He gets way too cheeky sometimes.
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@JudyEv (321865)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Dec 21
@RubyHawk That's very true!!
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@RubyHawk (99439)
• Atlanta, Georgia
17 Dec 21
@JudyEv Don’t they all?
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@thelme55 (76265)
• Germany
16 Dec 21
Cast a spell on him. That would be nice if you can use that broom for flying so you can travel everywhere.
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@JudyEv (321865)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Dec 21
That's true. It might be worthwhile being a witch!!
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@thelme55 (76265)
• Germany
17 Dec 21
@JudyEv It sounds exciting becoming a witch for a while
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@JudyEv (321865)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Dec 21
@thelme55 I'd like to be able to fly off here and there.
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@Chakimmm (999)
• Indonesia
16 Dec 21
Witches has a unique voice when she laughs do you have that?
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@JudyEv (321865)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Dec 21
@Chakimmm Does your wife have a 'garage'? Best not to answer that!!
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@JudyEv (321865)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Dec 21
Oh yes, I can cackle if I need to.
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@Chakimmm (999)
• Indonesia
17 Dec 21
@JudyEv I have a hard time imitating it because maybe I'm a guy.
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