I have a new conveyance

@JudyEv (388991)
Rockingham, Australia
December 16, 2021 1:19am CST
We had to go to the hardware store for some hose fittings and, while we were there, we purchased a yard broom. Vince said I could fly it home. In case you don’t understand, witches fly around on broomsticks so he is implying that I am a witch. In our old house, we had a broom cupboard which Vince used to call my garage. Sometimes, I think I should cast a spell on him.
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• China
16 Dec 21
The pipe is so long
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@JudyEv (388991)
• Rockingham, Australia
16 Dec 21
It does look long in the photo, doesn't it?
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• China
16 Dec 21
@JudyEv Yes, it looks very long in the picture
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@BarBaraPrz (52160)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
17 Dec 21
It only looks long because the brush part of it is so short.
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@Faster16 (3248)
• Indonesia
16 Dec 21
I usually use a broom for music concerts in the kitchen, and my daughter follows me. While my wife will plug her ears
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@JudyEv (388991)
• Rockingham, Australia
16 Dec 21
Haha - yes, that is a good use for a broom too!!
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@averygirl72 (38843)
• Philippines
17 Dec 21
What is conveyance? That is funny. Is the broom made of plastic?
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@averygirl72 (38843)
• Philippines
17 Dec 21
@JudyEv He is teasing you. Thanks for another new word to learn
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@suni51 (3431)
• India
17 Dec 21
Hey, hey, try riding on this, it flies like a rocket!
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@JudyEv (388991)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Dec 21
Conveyance is another word for a vehicle or a car. Vince is joking that, because I'm a witch, my broom can be my car.
@Fleura (36116)
• United Kingdom
16 Dec 21
What a cheek! Anyway that's not a proper broom for a witch, that's just a brush!
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@Fleura (36116)
• United Kingdom
16 Dec 21
@DaddyEvil You wouldn't see Harry Potter riding one of those
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@JudyEv (388991)
• Rockingham, Australia
16 Dec 21
Well, it may not be a proper broom but I'm not a proper witch either. Vince is not particularly fussy about 'models' of brooms.
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@JudyEv (388991)
• Rockingham, Australia
16 Dec 21
@DaddyEvil My house broom is very similar but this has stiffer bristles.
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@Rashnag (30594)
• Surat, India
16 Dec 21
Funny story. Broom looks sturdy. Enjoy
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@JudyEv (388991)
• Rockingham, Australia
16 Dec 21
Thanks. I'm glad you found the story funny.
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@Rashnag (30594)
• Surat, India
17 Dec 21
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@DocAndersen (54173)
• United States
16 Dec 21
ROFL ok that made me laugh!
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@JudyEv (388991)
• Rockingham, Australia
16 Dec 21
He'll keep. He might have won this round but he won't win the war.
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@DocAndersen (54173)
• United States
16 Dec 21
@JudyEv i am team Vince, so I would have to say, we shall see!
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• China
16 Dec 21
I have known about the witch.Vince has his own brand humour !
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@JudyEv (388991)
• Rockingham, Australia
16 Dec 21
He is very cheeky sometimes. But I always get my own back.
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@Juliaacv (57572)
• Canada
16 Dec 21
I think it only right that you cast a spell on silly Vince.
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@JudyEv (388991)
• Rockingham, Australia
16 Dec 21
I have a long memory. I will make him pay one day!!
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@marlina (153896)
• Canada
16 Dec 21
You might regret it, don't do it !
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@JudyEv (388991)
• Rockingham, Australia
16 Dec 21
You could be right. Anyway, I don't know any spells.
@LadyDuck (505258)
• Italy
16 Dec 21
Vince is not nice, not at all, cast a spell on him.
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@LadyDuck (505258)
• Italy
16 Dec 21
@JudyEv You are right there are no jokes about wizards, then they say there is no discrimination toward women.
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@JudyEv (388991)
• Rockingham, Australia
16 Dec 21
It is pretty funny. There are no jokes about wizards so I just have to put up with the joke. But I will get my own back one day!!
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@rakski (162444)
• Philippines
16 Dec 21
I have one like that too!!! It is color red. Maybe we can have a witches' party
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@JudyEv (388991)
• Rockingham, Australia
16 Dec 21
We could boil some bats in a cauldron!
@franxav (14635)
• India
16 Dec 21
You have surely cast a spell on him! He is such a good husband and companion.
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@JudyEv (388991)
• Rockingham, Australia
16 Dec 21
Just sometimes he forgets his place!!
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@LindaOHio (223143)
• United States
16 Dec 21
I'm sorry; but that's hilarious. We know that you're not a witch.
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@JudyEv (388991)
• Rockingham, Australia
16 Dec 21
Vince thinks it is very funny too.
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@Chakimmm (1011)
• Indonesia
16 Dec 21
Witches has a unique voice when she laughs do you have that?
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@JudyEv (388991)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Dec 21
Oh yes, I can cackle if I need to.
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@JudyEv (388991)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Dec 21
@Chakimmm Does your wife have a 'garage'? Best not to answer that!!
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@Chakimmm (1011)
• Indonesia
17 Dec 21
@JudyEv I have a hard time imitating it because maybe I'm a guy.
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@rebelann (118784)
• El Paso, Texas
16 Dec 21
Oh yes, you really should cast a spell on him so he'll do everything you ask him to.
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@rebelann (118784)
• El Paso, Texas
17 Dec 21
Good idea. Maybe he could also give you a gentle manicure.
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@JudyEv (388991)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Dec 21
I'll turn him into a house-keeper.
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@JudyEv (388991)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Dec 21
@rebelann He already cooks for me. Maybe I put a spell on him some time ago.
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@wolfgirl569 (141119)
• Marion, Ohio
16 Dec 21
I think you already cast that spell a long time ago
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@wolfgirl569 (141119)
• Marion, Ohio
17 Dec 21
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@JudyEv (388991)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Dec 21
I've got him under my spell - reminds me of an old song.
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• United States
16 Dec 21
Sometimes I wish I could just hop on a broon and fly somewhere Vince is a funny man (sorry to laugh)
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• United States
17 Dec 21
@JudyEv wouldn't that be fun
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@JudyEv (388991)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Dec 21
There would certainly be advantages to be able to flit off to wherever you liked.
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@Ronrybs (21469)
• London, England
16 Dec 21
At least it will save on petrol!
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@JudyEv (388991)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Dec 21
So you think I'm a witch too, do you?
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@JudyEv (388991)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Dec 21
@Ronrybs Haha - thank you. For some reason, that sounds much nicer.
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@Ronrybs (21469)
• London, England
17 Dec 21
@JudyEv Wizardess...
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@RubyHawk (99357)
• Atlanta, Georgia
17 Dec 21
I don’t need a hard broom because I don’t have a yard. Tell Vince you’ll cast a spell on him if he isn’t careful.
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@JudyEv (388991)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Dec 21
@RubyHawk That's very true!!
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@JudyEv (388991)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Dec 21
He gets way too cheeky sometimes.
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@RubyHawk (99357)
• Atlanta, Georgia
17 Dec 21
@JudyEv Don’t they all?
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@thelme55 (79926)
• Germany
16 Dec 21
Cast a spell on him. That would be nice if you can use that broom for flying so you can travel everywhere.
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@JudyEv (388991)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Dec 21
That's true. It might be worthwhile being a witch!!
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@JudyEv (388991)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Dec 21
@thelme55 I'd like to be able to fly off here and there.
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@thelme55 (79926)
• Germany
17 Dec 21
@JudyEv It sounds exciting becoming a witch for a while
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