Putting one's foot in one's mouth

When Pretty was 13 or 14 years old she needed some new bras, so I took her to Walmart and was helping her look for the right size. (Her size was down at the lowest level, so I was crawling in the floor looking at the tags.) I pulled one out and held it up and told her here was one that should fit. I looked up and an older lady was standing there looking at me like I was a pervert. Pretty had gone to the other side of the rack and I hadn't realized it. I jumped up and started hunting for Pretty and the lady followed me around the department until she saw I really was there with a young woman. I told Pretty never to leave me alone in the ladies' department ever again! I still blush thinking about that incident!

Just proves why men should stay out of lingerie departments!

That surely was more embarrassing that what happened to Kharla.

Thankfully I don't have too many embarrassing stories; I think I may have already told the one about the lift/elevator?

One morning Jay and I were in church, the end of a service. We shook hands with other people and welcomed the visitors to come back again. I turned to welcome a couple I'd never met. Then asked, "And is this your mother?" His response was, "No, this is my wife." I wanted to crawl under the pew and become invisible.

Was the strange lady pleased or displeased ?

Cannot think of any right away but I am sure we have all had those moments. I can imagine how embarrassed your husband must have been.

Now that is a story haa No stories here. I am very careful. Boring I know.

I love Vinces oppps

I'll bet Vince's face found shades of red, that he never knew about before! So this tells me, men go through these times of embarrassment, just like women do!

OMG. That is so funny. Things like that are so embarrassing. I can't think of anything that I've done like that.

What happened after your husband realized he didn't poke you? Embarrassing story...as I was speaking to financial aid agent, face to face, my coffee candy, flew out if my mouth. He smiled, I apologized and must have turned crimson.

It's funny incident. It happens in life. I don't have any such incidents I can think about. Have a good day. Take care

Oh my goodness, that is too funny. I will have to think about this before I respond.

Other than taking off with another shoppers cart or placing items in another persons cart, that’s as close as I’ve come to embarrassing myself.

If I have any my tired mind has mercifully obliterated them. Love the image, though.

It happened to my parents. They were walking in a busy street hand to hand when my mother got separated but my dad didn't know and grab the nearest person's hand who was walking beside her. To his surprise, he got a slap on the face and some cussing. He had to apologize as my mom ran back to him to save the day.

Oh my goodness, that is so hilarious. How many shades of red did he turn?

Between you and Kharla I certainly got a few laughs. Your post today did bring a chuckle and here's my most embarrassing moment... My best friend (from many years ago) was having her in laws come to visit and her MIL had lost her sight to diabetes. I was invited to visit and was so happy to see them but when I walked in the door I said "oh Mimi. long time no see" As soon as the words were out of my mouth I realized my faux paus

Those two stories are funny. My Nana was leaving work one day. Normally she walked as it was only a couple blocks from home. But on this day it was raining and she and Pop Pop had some errands to do. When she got outside she got into a burgundy Ford LTD and began discussing her day. When the man didn't answer her, she looked over only to realize he wasn't Pop Pop. Pop Pop was in the car behind them and was laughing when she finally got into the right car.