My unusual breakfast on this Super Bowl Sunday.
By The Horse
@TheHorse (228229)
Walnut Creek, California
February 11, 2024 1:36pm CST
I bought some canned chili the other day at Safeway. I'm not sure why. I just did. But every time I think of opening it, I realize that I have several guitar and piano students later in the day.
Eating chili has gastro-intestinal consequences that are not suited to being in a tiny lesson room for several hours. I think I almost exploded once.
Today, I have no students. And if I watch the Super Bowl with friends, they will be beer-swilling friends who could care less if I fart uproariously and repeatedly.
Therefore, had canned chili for breakfast today. It was good. I may cook up an egg as a "coda," but my tummy is happy right now. (burp)
What did you have for breakfast today? Will you be watching the Super Bowl?
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@kaylachan (78729)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
11 Feb 24
I'm busy pretending it doesn't exist. George bounces from going out to lying on the couch. Hopefully I can get him to eat something for a third day in a row.
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@kaylachan (78729)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
11 Feb 24
@TheHorse Well, the eating is hit-or-miss and will (hopefully) improve with time. He wasn't that big on eating before the stroke. And, no, unless we're talking the Daytona 500. Not remotely interested.
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@TheHorse (228229)
• Walnut Creek, California
11 Feb 24
@kaylachan Daytona 500? Is that where cars go around and around and some people watch them go around and around?
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@BearArtistLady (6036)
• United States
11 Feb 24
THANK YOU FOR BEING SO HONEST!!!! The one time I sat in pure misery was when I was flying to Thailand. Mom decided to cook up a batch of beans, and when you're on a LONG flight beans and flying in a closed compartment don't mix. The big minus was I was up towards the back of First Class so it was a long walk back to the bathroom just to release the gas. And, by the time I got there it was more like a sonic boom than a lady-like fart. About two hours into the flight one of the men asked me what I had for dinner. I was honest and he offered one of the other passengers $20 if they would trade places with him. They happily accepted until I made my pilgrimage back to the bathroom, or should I call it the "bathboom"?
I didn't do breakfast, I have a homeless gentleman that I am helping. Hopefully he can get into someplace by Tuesday night. Monday is a holiday, so he's kind of up a creek with getting governmental help.
If I can find it on my TV I'll watch some of it. Now that I think of your cooking up an egg, I may hard boil a few for a egg salad sandwich. Thanks for the idea.
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@BearArtistLady (6036)
• United States
12 Feb 24
@TheHorse He ended up leaving the home he was in after the guys there got busy and beat the daylights out of him and stole much of his belongings.
I just contacted the housing authority and am seeing if they can help the man out. I spoke to one of his remaining relatives and she informed me that he needs more than just a "home", he needs to be monitored to make sure he takes his medications and so forth. It's tough that tomorrow is a holiday!!!!
Oh, by the way, you're going to have to go a LONG WAY to out fart my father!!! My mom farted one day and the dog raced to the door, "Daddy's home" was his whole stance. He stood at the door a good 5 minutes and father didn't come in--tat dog was really disappointed!
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@TheHorse (228229)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Feb 24
@BearArtistLady So far as I know, my parents never farted.
@MarieCoyle (45786)
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11 Feb 24
Canned chili looks so disgusting. It’s gloppy. I tasted it a few times. I just make homemade, we eat it for two meals and whatever is left gets frozen in individual portions for a fast grab meal. I honestly think no it is just worth the effort to make it.
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@TheHorse (228229)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Feb 24
@MarieCoyle I am not THAT big a fan of chili, though. I just get a taste for it about once a year.
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@MarieCoyle (45786)
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12 Feb 24
@TheHorse
Truly is totally worth it to make your own. Even if you are lazy, you can throw chili together!
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@GardenGerty (164499)
• United States
12 Feb 24
I had two sausage patties between two pieces of whole wheat toast, spread with mustard. Small glass of grapefruit juice. A heart shaped truffle or something at church.
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@celticeagle (176570)
• Boise, Idaho
12 Feb 24
I had a banana. We have chili about once every two weeks or so. I like almost any dish with beans in it except black beans. Maybe this is why I don't have many friends coming over.
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@crossbones27 (50854)
• Mojave, California
11 Feb 24
I had a bean burrito, so not much better. They all 49ers fans, lets me fart on them if they win. I am only Chiefs fan. 
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@crossbones27 (50854)
• Mojave, California
11 Feb 24
@TheHorse Best of luck buddy, think it will be heart attack central either way. I try to downplay my disappoint if they lose but you really can't . You end up getting so emotionally involved in it if they doing it right. 
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@LeaPea2417 (38001)
• Toccoa, Georgia
11 Feb 24
I had wheat Chex cereal and coffee for breakfast. I don't have much interest in the Super Bowl. But, my son does. So, he will have the TV on. I will just do my housework and listen to it in the background.
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@Deepizzaguy (111451)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
11 Feb 24
My breakfast today was ham and pancakes. I will watching some parts of the Super Bowl this afternoon.
@LindaOHio (193298)
• United States
12 Feb 24
You always make me laugh. I had a PB&J sandwich. I watched about half of the Super Bowl, including the exciting ending. Have a good week.
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