The Princess and the Pee (A Short Story)

April 8, 2024 12:53am CST
One morning the Princess of the Little People awoke before anyone else and decided she was thirsty. With everyone else still asleep, she arose from her bed and went to the kitchen - and there, in the refrigerator door, she espied a bottle of apple cider. "Apple cider!" she exclaimed. "I love apple cider!" Taking the top from the bottle, she quickly drew a huge draught to quench her parched mouth - and just as quickly spat it out onto the floor. "Why, this juice has gone rancid!" she said. "Someone needs to throw it away." And so she made as to dispose of it. Suddenly, her uncle walked into the kitchen and said "What are you doing with my urine sample?" The End
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@JudyEv (327808)
• Rockingham, Australia
8 Apr
You should warn people that they're about to read a horror story.
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@capirani (2798)
• United States
13 Apr
@MarshaMusselman Well, I was sort of waiting for the Princess to get to the bathroom sooner or later, but once I was reading, I forgot the bathroom part. Was truly surprised by the ending.
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@vandana7 (99247)
• India
12 Apr
Statutory warnings are given in small prints and in obscure parts of the object.
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• Midland, Michigan
13 Apr
It was a bit of a warning in the title and picture. I had an inkling after she tried to drink it but still hadn't put the 'warning' and the story together.
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@FourWalls (62972)
• United States
8 Apr
You’ve been smoking a catnip this morning, haven’t you, Scar….
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@FourWalls (62972)
• United States
13 Apr
@Scarred4Lyfe — heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from another, you’ve been drinking some pee…
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13 Apr
Hoomin sez is true, happened to friend of acquaintance of old friend from school...
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@MarieCoyle (30006)
13 Apr
@FourWalls He was probably just messing around!
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@much2say (53988)
• Los Angeles, California
8 Apr
Oh what a pleasant story to read whilst I am drinking some green tea here (wait, let me check, yes it is indeed tea - not pee ).
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@vandana7 (99247)
• India
13 Apr
LOL.... who knows...did you prepare it? Next time don't order green tea in a restaurant...
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@much2say (53988)
• Los Angeles, California
14 Apr
@vandana7 Yes, I prepared it myself! I have a tea pot to brew it in . . . for sure it was not from a pee pot .
13 Apr
I was glad I didn't 'lose' this post - the idea came to me just as I was drifting off to sleep the previous night, and usually by morning they have long vanished, but this one hung on...
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@LadyDuck (461555)
• Switzerland
8 Apr
Oh my goodness, this one is too good! The poor Little Princess.
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@vandana7 (99247)
• India
16 Apr
The person had to pee again ...that is the person who is poor. Evil Grin.
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@vandana7 (99247)
• India
16 Apr
@LadyDuck Evil grin.
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@LadyDuck (461555)
• Switzerland
16 Apr
@vandana7 No problem, he only had to wait a couple of hours to fill the little bottle again.
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@Morleyhunt (21748)
• Canada
8 Apr
Yikes. That’s not the ending I expected. ????
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@TheHorse (208118)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Apr
I thought it was going to be hard cider and the little girl was going to compose a symphony. Or something.
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@MarieCoyle (30006)
8 Apr
Oh, Scar, That story makes me nauseous. If that happened to you, you know you would throw up on your hoomin's bed, or at least on the couch.
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@TheHorse (208118)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Apr
Or in his headphones, like Fat Freddy's Cat.
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@MarieCoyle (30006)
12 Apr
@TheHorse Eww, Pony. So gross...I could have lived all day without that picture in my head!
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@TheHorse (208118)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Apr
@MarieCoyle Just citing great literature!
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@BarBaraPrz (45776)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
8 Apr
Trust you to tell a story like that.
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@vandana7 (99247)
• India
13 Apr
He speaks the truth, nothing but the truth, so help myLot. What he writes is different...I think.
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@vandana7 (99247)
• India
13 Apr
Which genius stores Urine in refrigerator? I was not aware that it requires refrigeration. LOL
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@vandana7 (99247)
• India
13 Apr
@Scarred4Lyfe Must've been some effort to pee in apple cider container. Evil Grin. But putting it next to food stuff...words fail me.
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@vandana7 (99247)
• India
13 Apr
@Scarred4Lyfe Silly Hoomin wants to know how apple cider bottle is ok for storing pee. Kinda........contamination issues for one...
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13 Apr
He peed in the bottle before he went to bed and left it in the fridge so bacteria wouldn't start growing in it from the warmth. Silly Hoomin, I has to 'slpain everything.
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@RebeccasFarm (87051)
• United States
8 Apr
Why is Uncles urine sample in the fridge for what
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• United States
9 Apr
@Scarred4Lyfe Oh take the stopper out then.
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• Midland, Michigan
13 Apr
@Scarred4Lyfe if the uncle part was true I hope the rest of it wasn't.
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8 Apr
He had to have it tested today and last time he couldn't pee after he got there.
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@jstory07 (135497)
• Roseburg, Oregon
8 Apr
ICK I bet she got really sick.
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@wolfgirl569 (97119)
• Marion, Ohio
8 Apr
That is yuck
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@capirani (2798)
• United States
13 Apr
@vandana7 Me thinks all men...
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@vandana7 (99247)
• India
13 Apr
American men are experts in yuck...
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13 Apr
@vandana7 I is a cat not a Hoomins.
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• Midland, Michigan
13 Apr
That is too funny. And great too. I wondered if that might be what was in the bottle but even then I'm didn't or two and two together as it related to the title. Have you come up with other similar stories too? If so, you you could put something together to sell on Amazon.
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• Midland, Michigan
13 Apr
@Scarred4Lyfe you can use print on demand at kdp for free and Amazon will sell them. If your ever want to gather them together I can give your some tips on how to get them in kdp.
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13 Apr
I have them pop into my head occasionally, I've been told over the years I should gather them and self-print a book, but...I guess I'm just too lazy at heart. Thank you.
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@TheHorse (208118)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Apr
And then the little girl declared herself Prime Minister of India --@Vandana7
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@vandana7 (99247)
• India
12 Apr
So apple cider can smell like urine or vice versa.....I have never tasted so I can't say. But I do pity you Pony. The manufacturer must have ordered something like that and his staff may have obliged. So sad....you are so contaminated.
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• Midland, Michigan
13 Apr
@vandana7 neither smells like the other. When your expecting it to be something your like your don't usually smell or first.
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@LindaOHio (159894)
• United States
8 Apr
Oh, yuck!
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@GardenGerty (158094)
• United States
8 Apr
Oh my. Should label things properly.
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@shaggin (71681)
• United States
10 Apr
Oh so gross poor girl I’m glad it wasn’t a true story .
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@Juliaacv (48974)
• Canada
14 Apr
Eww, not exactly the ending that I was expecting. The next time she might want to settle with a glass of water from the tap.
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@kobesbuddy (75422)
• East Tawas, Michigan
13 Apr
LOL LOL LOL Oh my gosh, I bet his urine sample was stale, her Uncle should have left her some fresh urine!
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@Hannihar (129944)
• Israel
8 Apr
@Scarred4Lyfe No wonder it did not taste good to her. That was cute and thank you.
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@lazydaizee (6736)
• United Kingdom
14 Apr
Somehow, I was not expecting that! I only hope that this was not a true story.
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