The Princess and the Pee (A Short Story)
By Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe (761)
April 8, 2024 12:53am CST
One morning the Princess of the Little People awoke before anyone else and decided she was thirsty. With everyone else still asleep, she arose from her bed and went to the kitchen - and there, in the refrigerator door, she espied a bottle of apple cider.
"Apple cider!" she exclaimed. "I love apple cider!"
Taking the top from the bottle, she quickly drew a huge draught to quench her parched mouth - and just as quickly spat it out onto the floor.
"Why, this juice has gone rancid!" she said. "Someone needs to throw it away." And so she made as to dispose of it.
Suddenly, her uncle walked into the kitchen and said "What are you doing with my urine sample?"
The End
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@capirani (2840)
• United States
13 Apr 24
@MarshaMusselman Well, I was sort of waiting for the Princess to get to the bathroom sooner or later, but once I was reading, I forgot the bathroom part. Was truly surprised by the ending.
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@MarshaMusselman (38837)
• Midland, Michigan
13 Apr 24
It was a bit of a warning in the title and picture. I had an inkling after she tried to drink it but still hadn't put the 'warning' and the story together.
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@FourWalls (74425)
• United States
8 Apr 24
You’ve been smoking a catnip this morning, haven’t you, Scar….
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@FourWalls (74425)
• United States
13 Apr 24
@Scarred4Lyfe — heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from another, you’ve been drinking some pee…
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@Scarred4Lyfe (761)
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13 Apr 24
Hoomin sez is true, happened to friend of acquaintance of old friend from school...
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@Scarred4Lyfe (761)
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13 Apr 24
I was glad I didn't 'lose' this post - the idea came to me just as I was drifting off to sleep the previous night, and usually by morning they have long vanished, but this one hung on...
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@Morleyhunt (21742)
• Canada
8 Apr 24
Yikes. That’s not the ending I expected. ????
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@MarieCoyle (43567)
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8 Apr 24
Oh, Scar, That story makes me nauseous. If that happened to you, you know you would throw up on your hoomin's bed, or at least on the couch. 
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@MarieCoyle (43567)
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12 Apr 24
@TheHorse
Eww, Pony. So gross...I could have lived all day without that picture in my head! 
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@TheHorse (226234)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Apr 24
@MarieCoyle Just citing great literature! 
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@BarBaraPrz (49563)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
8 Apr 24
Trust you to tell a story like that. 
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@vandana7 (101726)
• India
13 Apr 24
@Scarred4Lyfe Must've been some effort to pee in apple cider container. Evil Grin.
But putting it next to food stuff...words fail me.
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@vandana7 (101726)
• India
13 Apr 24
@Scarred4Lyfe Silly Hoomin wants to know how apple cider bottle is ok for storing pee. Kinda........contamination issues for one...
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@Scarred4Lyfe (761)
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13 Apr 24
He peed in the bottle before he went to bed and left it in the fridge so bacteria wouldn't start growing in it from the warmth. Silly Hoomin, I has to 'slpain everything.
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@RebeccasFarm (94536)
• Arvada, Colorado
8 Apr 24
Why is Uncles urine sample in the fridge for what
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@RebeccasFarm (94536)
• Arvada, Colorado
9 Apr 24
@Scarred4Lyfe Oh take the stopper out then.
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@MarshaMusselman (38837)
• Midland, Michigan
13 Apr 24
@Scarred4Lyfe if the uncle part was true I hope the rest of it wasn't.
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@Scarred4Lyfe (761)
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8 Apr 24
He had to have it tested today and last time he couldn't pee after he got there.
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@MarshaMusselman (38837)
• Midland, Michigan
13 Apr 24
That is too funny. And great too. I wondered if that might be what was in the bottle but even then I'm didn't or two and two together as it related to the title.
Have you come up with other similar stories too? If so, you you could put something together to sell on Amazon.
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@MarshaMusselman (38837)
• Midland, Michigan
13 Apr 24
@Scarred4Lyfe you can use print on demand at kdp for free and Amazon will sell them. If your ever want to gather them together I can give your some tips on how to get them in kdp.
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@Scarred4Lyfe (761)
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13 Apr 24
I have them pop into my head occasionally, I've been told over the years I should gather them and self-print a book, but...I guess I'm just too lazy at heart.
Thank you.
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@MarshaMusselman (38837)
• Midland, Michigan
13 Apr 24
@vandana7 neither smells like the other. When your expecting it to be something your like your don't usually smell or first.
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@GardenGerty (163367)
• United States
8 Apr 24
Oh my. Should label things properly.
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@kobesbuddy (78856)
• East Tawas, Michigan
13 Apr 24
LOL LOL LOL Oh my gosh, I bet his urine sample was stale, her Uncle should have left her some fresh urine!
LOL LOL Oh my gosh, I bet his urine sample was stale, her Uncle should have left her some fresh urine!1 person likes this
@Hannihar (130204)
• Israel
8 Apr 24
@Scarred4Lyfe
No wonder it did not taste good to her. That was cute and thank you.
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@lazydaizee (6734)
• United Kingdom
14 Apr 24
Somehow, I was not expecting that! I only hope that this was not a true story.
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