Locked 'em Up!
By Jim Bauer
@porwest (99172)
United States
April 28, 2025 7:03am CST
Well, I must say, the camping weekend went fantabulously, aside from some cooler nights and a bit more rain than we would have preferred. But hey, that's camping. Even when you have all the luxuries of home, or most of them, you still have to rough it at least a little bit, I suppose.
On the way home, though, it turned out I had to lock up the breaks on the truck and camper-in-tow for what some might consider a rather ridiculous reason.
A female mallard duck in the middle of the road.
Call me a fool, but I just didn't have the heart to cream her just because, if I had any ability or control to avoid it. I don't like hitting animals. Any animal, and I will generally brake for them if it's possible to do it.
Hey, it's a life. I feel I have a personal responsibility to preserve it, especially as an intelligent member of the top of the food chain.
Even if my intelligence might be in question if I'd have lost control and totaled my truck and camper...
For a duck.
I'm just going to go on a bit of a stretch here and say, that in this particular moment in time, and perhaps for the first time in my entire natural life, have I been directly in the presence of...
A real-life, lucky duck.
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@Marilynda1225 (84530)
• United States
28 Apr
Lucky duck for sure!! Running over that duck with all that weight would have left it as part of the road. Talk about squashed
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@Marilynda1225 (84530)
• United States
29 Apr
@porwest I'm not a camper but your camper makes it look like it would be fun

@Traceyjayne (1851)
• United Kingdom
28 Apr
i meant hear not here in my previous comment.....got to put it right ....pet hate of mine.
Anyway ....good on you.
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@Traceyjayne (1851)
• United Kingdom
29 Apr
@porwest..... just noticed it ....I am such a twit
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@porwest (99172)
• United States
29 Apr
@Traceyjayne lol. Hey, it happens to the best of us sometimes. No harm no foul.

@LindaOHio (187308)
• United States
29 Apr
I'm glad you didn't run over the mallard. I love ducks.
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@LindaOHio (187308)
• United States
20h
@porwest I don't mind snakes or alligators. Crocs are nasty....but they make pretty good flip flops.

@DaddyEvil (146705)
• United States
28 Apr
I'm glad you didn't wreck and that you're home after a nice vacation.
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@moffittjc (123976)
• Gainesville, Florida
14h
Lucky duck indeed!
First, glad you had a fun time on your camping trip. Second, I would have done the same thing, no matter what living creature was in the road. I'm not a fan of running over animals if I can avoid it. And third, I had to lock up my brakes last night when a couple of deer darted out into the road right in front of me. Luckily, none of them were hit, and we all lived to see another day.
@Traceyjayne (1851)
• United Kingdom
28 Apr
A lot of people just wouldnt care , nice to here that there are still nice, kind, thoughful people around. So the duck gets to quack another day .
@lovebuglena (46089)
• Staten Island, New York
28 Apr
Even though I love to eat duck I would not want it run over by a car. I am glad you ducked what could’ve been a big disaster for both you and the duck.
