I quite fancy a dwarf lady

February 17, 2026 8:17pm CST
Now don't laugh But it's true I've been seeing this midget actress on a show for a wee while now and she is growing on me She is clever, funny, and attractive and in the show she is embarking on a steamy relationship with a normal sized male police officer And I can see what he sees in her I felt a bit guilty to be honest but I told Yvonne and Yvonne said she quite liked her as well - we usually like the same women to be fair. A
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@toniganzon (73423)
• Philippines
15h
It's a good thing Yvonne liked her too!
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8h
Yes indeed We would all need to get on, That is essential.
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@Shivram59 (47381)
• India
15h
She looks nice. I liked the photo. What's her height??
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@Shivram59 (47381)
• India
7h
@Ineeddentures No problem. She looks good.
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8h
She is not very tall I have no idea exactly how tall I have not checked
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7h
@Shivram59 I checked her height He is 3ft 11 inches tall so she isn't exactly tiny
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@Orson_Kart (7963)
• United Kingdom
10h
Is she a dwarf or a midget? They are not the same! Did you know, there are only three words in the English language that begin with “DW”? Dweeb isn’t one of them.
2 people like this
8h
Oh go on then please do tell me the difference between a midget and a dwarf I know a midget is a real gem! My interest in words starting with DW is dwindling
@JudyEv (372060)
• Rockingham, Australia
18h
Would I Lie To You has had a few people with dwarfism on their shows. They've all been very entertaining.
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8h
Omg you get that shite on the telly there as well!! Who is on the show there?
@lovebuglena (49246)
• Staten Island, New York
20h
Is that her in the picture? She’s really good looking.
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20h
She really is. I can't believe my own honesty sometimes
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@lovebuglena (49246)
• Staten Island, New York
20h
@Ineeddentures she’s probably a fun person to be around.
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20h
@lovebuglena I bet she is. I think she is quite sexy, at least in the show.
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• United States
14h
She is very cute and looks nice.
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8h
She really does Very nice indeed is she
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• United States
6h
She does look quite nice
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5h
I know She has grown on me right enough
@Fleura (34033)
• United Kingdom
8h
I can't see any reason why you wouldn't like someone who is clever, funny, and attractive, no matter what height they were. I'm just glad you said that, I suspected you had ulterior motives for wanting someone short
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8h
Well getting to the front at the main stage at Glastonbury did occurr to me as I believe dwarves midgets and elves get priority along with their partners etc Dwarf throwing, I wouldn't have to rent one.
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• Torrington, Connecticut
8h
I see you got a type there Jimmy lol
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8h
Aye Clever, funny, attractive, And that's all good lol
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@Shiva49 (27905)
• Singapore
7h
Looks AI generated to me.
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7h
The photo has been edited but the lady midget is real and does star in one of our best TV shows. Her name is Francesca Mills
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1h
@Traceyjayne I ogled her Imagine that , close to you, Have you ever seen her out and about She wouldn't be hard to miss
• United Kingdom
1h
@Ineeddentures not close enough to us to see her out and about ….plus she lives in London now.
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@LindaOHio (214106)
• United States
3h
She's very pretty.
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1h
Pretty indeed And a really great actress
@Tendz09 (609)
20m
You've found a gem in that show. Good to hear Yvonne is on board too.
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7m
I know Yvonne has good tastes in ladies as well