Woe is me

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I've lost my keys! All two of them. I have a spare house key, but not one for the padlock on my shed. Usually, I just have to say, "Keys, where are you?" and they show up in a few minutes, but not this time. I've looked and looked and looked everywhere and no keys. I'd hate to get out the bolt cutters to get into the shed and then find the keys in the shed. But I used the house key to get into the house last Thursday, and I didn't go anywhere for the rest of the week, so where are they?