I bought a pipe
By Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31585)
May 4, 2026 8:17pm CST
Oh yes good people of Mylot and anyone else reading
I done do did buy myself a smoking pipe
Despite smoking for about 53 years
I have never used a pipe for smoking tobacco, only for crack and weed
So I bought one
Tried it out and it didn't go very well
Put tobacco in
Sucked on it and lit it
And got a mouthful of residual material from the pipe
I forgot to put gauze in it
Silly me
Anyway the pipe in the picture is the pipe I bought
Have you smoked using a pipe before
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@lovebuglena (51733)
• Staten Island, New York
5 May
He had something like this but tiny. I’m assuming he used it for weed.
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@lovebuglena (51733)
• Staten Island, New York
5 May
@Ineeddentures I would’ve thought it’s a toy. 
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@xFiacre (14665)
• Ireland
5 May
@ineeddentures I am not a smoker but have played around with the notion of buying myself a pipe. My grandfather smoked a pipe and I found the odour quite enchanting. Perhaps I will now that I’m retired. It can look so distinguished on an elderly gentleman and it’s better than smelling of wee and boiled cabbage.
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@Orson_Kart (8154)
• United Kingdom
5 May
Bill Bailey, the comedian, always used to carry a pipe in his pocket. He never smoked it, but stuck it in his mouth for comic effect.
Eric Morecambe did the same, but I think he did smoke his.
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@Ineeddentures (31585)
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5 May
Yvonne said I looked like "Popeye the ******* sailor" with it hanging out of my mouth.
She has developed a habit of using the fword thus.
It's quite weird to hear her speak like that.
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@snowy22315 (207223)
• United States
5 May
I never tried a pipe. I always thought hookah seemed interesting though.
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@Ineeddentures (31585)
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5 May
Oh I forgot about that
And a bong
My dad had a water bong with 4 6ft long pipes on it.
Opium was his gig
I think I first tried it when I was about 10
Along with a Bacardi and coke
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@RasmaSandra (97031)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
5 May
Never even wanted to try a pipe, I hope you enjoy it,
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@Ineeddentures (31585)
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5 May
I tried it
I didn't like it
What a waste of money Sandra
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@Ineeddentures (31585)
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5 May
I would like to see you smoke a pipe my lovely lovely.
Or just see you!
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@porwest (112195)
• United States
5 May
@Ineeddentures You'd have to ask a pipe smoker. There's an entire culture around pipe smoking and each pipe has a "reason." I don't understand any of it, but that's because I don't smoke pipes. But I can tell you, it's definitely a thing.
So far as I am aware, he didn't make any of his pipes.
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@Ineeddentures (31585)
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5 May
@porwest it won't become a thing with me
Unless I put some.weed in it
It's horrible lol
Oh and I forgot to get gauze again
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@Ineeddentures (31585)
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5 May
Why wasn't one enough.?
Did he make the pipes himself?
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@GardenGerty (168928)
• United States
5 May
No, I do not smoke anything. This looks like a hillbilly corn cob pipe. You should get a fancy Meerschaum or whatever pipe befitting your Scottish heritage.
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@Ineeddentures (31585)
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5 May
I thought this pipe didnt look very Scottish.
More befitting Popeye.the.Sailor
@Ineeddentures (31585)
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5 May
I am planning to try it again.
When I get a bit of gauze from somewhere.
But I think if it doesn't work properly I will give the pipe away
You are very wise.
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@JudyEv (379597)
• Rockingham, Australia
6 May
@Ineeddentures I don't really know if it works or not.
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@Ineeddentures (31585)
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5 May
Did it work?
I don't think we had any moth infestations in our piano.
Maybe we had pipe bowls in it
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@Shiva49 (28227)
• Singapore
6 May
@Ineeddentures As per Cambridge Dictionary the meaning of the idiom - to have arrived
"To have achieved success and become famous:
He felt he had truly arrived when he got his first part in a Broadway play."
So smoking of a pipe is not "child's play"!
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@Ineeddentures (31585)
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6 May
@Shiva49
I get it now
It's not child's play , and now I have fried it some more I have decided that I do not like it
So no more pipe smoking for me
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@Ineeddentures (31585)
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5 May
You might need to explain the last sentence to me
" Arrived"
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@LindaOHio (220670)
• United States
5 May
I don't smoke. My FIL used to smoke pipes.
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@Ineeddentures (31585)
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5 May
Seems smoking pipes was a lot more popular in the bye gone days of yore than it is now.
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@Ineeddentures (31585)
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5 May
Female cousin of hubby smoking a pipe does sound a bit odd.
Be even more odd if I had a hubby
@Orson_Kart (8154)
• United Kingdom
5 May
My dad often smoked a pipe, I never did.
I remember being told to never employ anyone who smoked a pipe, because, instead of working, they would spend most of their day trying to light it. 
That was back in the days when smoking was allowed in the workplace.
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@Ineeddentures (31585)
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5 May
You are on humourous form today.
But it's true, I needed a few tries for it to light properly.
Double deckers buses upstairs.
They were the place to go and smoke lol
