I bought a pipe
By Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31220)
May 4, 2026 8:17pm CST
Oh yes good people of Mylot and anyone else reading
I done do did buy myself a smoking pipe
Despite smoking for about 53 years
I have never used a pipe for smoking tobacco, only for crack and weed
So I bought one
Tried it out and it didn't go very well
Put tobacco in
Sucked on it and lit it
And got a mouthful of residual material from the pipe
I forgot to put gauze in it
Silly me
Anyway the pipe in the picture is the pipe I bought
Have you smoked using a pipe before
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7 responses
@lovebuglena (51608)
• Staten Island, New York
9h
He had something like this but tiny. I’m assuming he used it for weed.
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@lovebuglena (51608)
• Staten Island, New York
8h
@Ineeddentures I would’ve thought it’s a toy. 
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@xFiacre (14637)
• Ireland
3h
@ineeddentures I am not a smoker but have played around with the notion of buying myself a pipe. My grandfather smoked a pipe and I found the odour quite enchanting. Perhaps I will now that I’m retired. It can look so distinguished on an elderly gentleman and it’s better than smelling of wee and boiled cabbage.
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@Orson_Kart (8149)
• United Kingdom
1h
Bill Bailey, the comedian, always used to carry a pipe in his pocket. He never smoked it, but stuck it in his mouth for comic effect.
Eric Morecambe did the same, but I think he did smoke his.
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@snowy22315 (206975)
• United States
10h
I never tried a pipe. I always thought hookah seemed interesting though.
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@Ineeddentures (31220)
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10h
Oh I forgot about that
And a bong
My dad had a water bong with 4 6ft long pipes on it.
Opium was his gig
I think I first tried it when I was about 10
Along with a Bacardi and coke
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@Orson_Kart (8149)
• United Kingdom
1h
My dad often smoked a pipe, I never did.
I remember being told to never employ anyone who smoked a pipe, because, instead of working, they would spend most of their day trying to light it. 
That was back in the days when smoking was allowed in the workplace.
That was back in the days when smoking was allowed in the workplace.
@Ineeddentures (31220)
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Just now
I am planning to try it again.
When I get a bit of gauze from somewhere.
But I think if it doesn't work properly I will give the pipe away
You are very wise.
@JudyEv (379177)
• Rockingham, Australia
6h
Not me. Years ago, they'd put pipe bowls in the bottom of pianos to deter any moth infestation.
