Breaking News, Trump Hires Help!
@BACONSTRIPSXXX (18540)
Torrington, Connecticut
May 19, 2026 2:43pm CST
Have you heard the news? Trump has hired captain Jack sparrow to take down the Iranians and open the strait of Hormuz.
Finally our gas prices will go down, jejejejeje
I figured we get a good laugh as his whole presidency is a complete joke!
God help us all for the next months to come, this is going to be one hot and expensive summer.
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@BACONSTRIPSXXX (18540)
• Torrington, Connecticut
20 May
Glad I made you laugh lol
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@jaylar (3987)
• Kingston, Jamaica
20 May
@BACONSTRIPSXXX the news has been so depressing... seeing your article lifted my spirit
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@BACONSTRIPSXXX (18540)
• Torrington, Connecticut
20 May
For sure, he would of been a better comedian than a president
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@Juliaacv (57053)
• Canada
21 May
@BACONSTRIPSXXX Yeah maybe, but not a comedian that most of us would pay good money to see.
He is more like Sponge Bob, just someone that begs to be laughed at more than with. Right?
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@BACONSTRIPSXXX (18540)
• Torrington, Connecticut
21 May
@Juliaacv Agreed, I thought it was hilarious when he offered to by Canada, he is delusional for sure
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@snowy22315 (211053)
• United States
19 May
Ha, better Captain Jack than his son in law!
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@LadyDuck (505009)
• Italy
20 May
@BACONSTRIPSXXX 
Yes, he attacks other countries to steal their oil pretending it's for their freedom. Sure! Get rid of a dictator to get another.
Yes, he attacks other countries to steal their oil pretending it's for their freedom. Sure! Get rid of a dictator to get another.4 people like this
@BACONSTRIPSXXX (18540)
• Torrington, Connecticut
20 May
@LadyDuck Pretty much, was shaming Russia for invading Ukraine but then does the same to Iran
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@BACONSTRIPSXXX (18540)
• Torrington, Connecticut
20 May
He sure acts and carries himself like one lol
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@RasmaSandra (99252)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
19 May
I have a Trump idea make the Strait of Hormutz into one very large public pool,
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@BACONSTRIPSXXX (18540)
• Torrington, Connecticut
20 May
it would be more like a cesspool
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@BACONSTRIPSXXX (18540)
• Torrington, Connecticut
20 May
Think he lost his marbles years ago
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@allen0187 (59989)
• Philippines
19 May
Too funny!
I'd put more trust in Jack Sparrow than Orangehead, that's for sure.
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@allen0187 (59989)
• Philippines
21 May
@BACONSTRIPSXXX Jack Sparrow makes more sense than Trump.
Fact.
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@BACONSTRIPSXXX (18540)
• Torrington, Connecticut
20 May
Same, I rather a drunk pirate than Trump
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@DaddyEvil (176044)
• United States
19 May
Yes, I read that online and got some giggles out of it. 
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@BACONSTRIPSXXX (18540)
• Torrington, Connecticut
20 May
Jajajaj came up on my LinkedIn, figured I share lol
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@wolfgirl569 (137794)
• Marion, Ohio
19 May
Sadly I can see him believing he did that 
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@BACONSTRIPSXXX (18540)
• Torrington, Connecticut
20 May
We would be better off with Jack sparrow then a delusional narcissist
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@BACONSTRIPSXXX (18540)
• Torrington, Connecticut
20 May
Lol, he is soo unpredictable
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@BACONSTRIPSXXX (18540)
• Torrington, Connecticut
21 May
Jajajaj he is not my president trust me lol We better off with a pirate at this point
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@BACONSTRIPSXXX (18540)
• Torrington, Connecticut
26 May
@JudyEv Its scary to be honest
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@JudyEv (385169)
• Rockingham, Australia
22 May
@BACONSTRIPSXXX He has turned the world on its head. It's amazing that one man could have such influence/power/stupidity/whatever.
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@BACONSTRIPSXXX (18540)
• Torrington, Connecticut
26 May
Same I can watch them all over again and be just as entertained
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