Breaking News, Trump Hires Help!

By Baconstripsxxx

@BACONSTRIPSXXX (17647)

Torrington, Connecticut

May 19, 2026 2:43pm CST

Have you heard the news? Trump has hired captain Jack sparrow to take down the Iranians and open the strait of Hormuz. Finally our gas prices will go down, jejejejeje I figured we get a good laugh as his whole presidency is a complete joke! God help us all for the next months to come, this is going to be one hot and expensive summer.

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9 responses

@Juliaacv (55950)

• Canada

1h

That's funny, but then so are his antics.

2 people like this

Lenore Plassman

@sallypup (68995)

• Centralia, Washington

50m

Maybe he could hit him over the head with his wooden leg and rattle some marbles?

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@allen0187 (59032)

• Philippines

Just now

Too funny! I'd put more trust in Jack Sparrow than Orangehead, that's for sure.

@RasmaSandra (97301)

• Daytona Beach, Florida

1h

I have a Trump idea make the Strait of Hormutz into one very large public pool,

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@Fleura (34824)

• United Kingdom

1h

Who knows, maybe you just predicted his next move

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@jaylar (3530)

• Kingston, Jamaica

1h

you gave me a smile

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@snowy22315 (207705)

• United States

1h

Ha, better Captain Jack than his son in law!

@DaddyEvil (173976)

• United States

44m

Yes, I read that online and got some giggles out of it.

@wolfgirl569 (134612)

• Marion, Ohio

39m

Sadly I can see him believing he did that