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Primo @programmerprimo (137) • United States 11 Jun

So I was on a city bus headed to a store to get some clothes, and as the bus stopped at my stop, I got up to get off. Another person also got up to get off, and the guy dropped a 5 dollar bill. I let him know that he dropped it...

honesty

bus

money

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Primo very glad that the person paid your dad back like that. very generous

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Primo @programmerprimo (137) • United States 3 Jun

A customer in Florida affected by Hurricane Ian contacted me asking for help recording a greeting for voicemail. We don't record those greetings for offices and require that they do the recording themselves as it's not a service...

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Primo ya stupidity is not limited by age

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Primo @programmerprimo (137) • United States 31 May

Customer wanted us to get a new toll free number for their office, and we were discussing how she wanted it set up. She seemed very confused on how this number would operate in comparison to the non toll free ones on their...

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Primo glad you liked it

31 May

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Primo @programmerprimo (137) • United States 31 May

Customer wanted us to get a new toll free number for their office, and we were discussing how she wanted it set up. She seemed very confused on how this number would operate in comparison to the non toll free ones on their...

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Primo funny is a great way to desribe em

31 May

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Primo @programmerprimo (137) • United States 26 May

ustomer chats in stating her cordless phone is searching for base, a common problem when the handset is not registered. I asked what is the status of the lights on the base. One light indicates if there is a handset registered,...

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Primo ya they make work very interesting for sure

26 May

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Primo @programmerprimo (137) • United States 26 May

ustomer chats in stating her cordless phone is searching for base, a common problem when the handset is not registered. I asked what is the status of the lights on the base. One light indicates if there is a handset registered,...

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Primo @DaddyEvil ya that is very common

26 May

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Primo @programmerprimo (137) • United States 26 May

ustomer chats in stating her cordless phone is searching for base, a common problem when the handset is not registered. I asked what is the status of the lights on the base. One light indicates if there is a handset registered,...

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Primo I was thankful she admitted her mistake. That almost never happens.

26 May

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Primo @programmerprimo (137) • United States 25 May

Had a chat come in with a customer needing help with plugging their VOIP phone into the router. I really wanted to ask her, how am I supposed to help you do that over the internet? Stretch my arms across America? Drive to your...

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Primo @AmbiePam i gotta admit ive been a smart aleck many times. couldnt help it

25 May

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Primo @programmerprimo (137) • United States 25 May

Had a chat come in with a customer needing help with plugging their VOIP phone into the router. I really wanted to ask her, how am I supposed to help you do that over the internet? Stretch my arms across America? Drive to your...

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Primo @AmbiePam I don't know bout that, but for sure smarter than customers ive had

25 May

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Primo @programmerprimo (137) • United States 25 May

Had a chat come in with a customer needing help with plugging their VOIP phone into the router. I really wanted to ask her, how am I supposed to help you do that over the internet? Stretch my arms across America? Drive to your...

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Primo also I feel like this post is implying you believe I'm not american. I actually am, just FYI

25 May

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Primo @programmerprimo (137) • United States 25 May

Had a chat come in with a customer needing help with plugging their VOIP phone into the router. I really wanted to ask her, how am I supposed to help you do that over the internet? Stretch my arms across America? Drive to your...

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Primo its truly terrifying

25 May

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Primo @programmerprimo (137) • United States 25 May

Had a chat come in with a customer needing help with plugging their VOIP phone into the router. I really wanted to ask her, how am I supposed to help you do that over the internet? Stretch my arms across America? Drive to your...

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Primo oh ya totally a mensa member

25 May

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Primo @programmerprimo (137) • United States 24 May

Answered a chat where the customer was complaining that the hold music for their phone system at the office is looping. I was thinking, what did you expect to happen? Do you want the audio files to magically last as long as the...

phone

hold music

chat

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Primo @crossbones27 must have left my time and space breaking magic wand in my other coat lol

24 May

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Primo @programmerprimo (137) • United States 24 May

Answered a chat where the customer was complaining that the hold music for their phone system at the office is looping. I was thinking, what did you expect to happen? Do you want the audio files to magically last as long as the...

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Primo @crossbones27 apparently she expected me to break the laws of time and space

24 May

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Primo @programmerprimo (137) • United States 24 May

Answered a chat where the customer was complaining that the hold music for their phone system at the office is looping. I was thinking, what did you expect to happen? Do you want the audio files to magically last as long as the...

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Primo she did work for a doctors office, so she had easy access lol

24 May

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Primo @programmerprimo (137) • United States 24 May

Answered a chat where the customer was complaining that the hold music for their phone system at the office is looping. I was thinking, what did you expect to happen? Do you want the audio files to magically last as long as the...

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Primo for real. the customer worked for a doctor office. they pick the hold music to work with their phones. i am not sure how they expected a music file with a set run time to last the entirety of the hold time

24 May

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Primo @programmerprimo (137) • United States 23 May

When I was working for one of the big cell phone providers, I was assisting a customer over the phone. She wanted to process a warranty for her non working phone. She was able to verify the account so I asked all of the warranty...

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Primo were they trying to do a sim swap attack or something? sounds all kinds of fishy

23 May

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Primo @programmerprimo (137) • United States 22 May

When working at a home security company, I got a call from a customer complaining his front door sensor keeps saying its open when the front door is closed. A door sensor consists of one piece that contains the computer chip and...

security

home security

security sensor

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Primo @RebeccasFarm im impressed by your memory. clearly I made some kind of mark

22 May

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Primo @programmerprimo (137) • United States 22 May

When working at a home security company, I got a call from a customer complaining his front door sensor keeps saying its open when the front door is closed. A door sensor consists of one piece that contains the computer chip and...

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Primo @RebeccasFarm thanks for the follow

22 May

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Primo @programmerprimo (137) • United States 22 May

When working at a home security company, I got a call from a customer complaining his front door sensor keeps saying its open when the front door is closed. A door sensor consists of one piece that contains the computer chip and...

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Primo Oh ya, a total blast. I completely forgot this site exists admittedly. It just happened to pop up in a google search

22 May

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