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If you are Asian or African you probably feel quite safe in the certain knowledge that all the elephants in the World hail from your continents. But that is no longer the case! Today I can reveal the hitherto unseen and highly secretive Privet Elephant of North Oxfordshire, England. For centuries man has tried to catch a glimpse of these rare beasts. But they have always managed to allude capture. I am not one to blow my own trumpet (pause for scornful laughter)............ but I can exclusively confirm that today I saw them, and I was not the only one. To prove this fact I attach the first ever photograph of this, the latest discovery of the elusive Elephantidae family. Ladies and Gentlemen. Exclusively for you I present - Privet Elephants! Do you have a rare animal lurking in your hedgerow?
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1. Irishfrndly65 (7461) | 4 months ago | I do, I do. I have Sam the Dragon, if you will remember. He has the rosiest cheeks and the brighest smile and best of all he's green! I'm going, now, to look at your critter!
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p1kef1sh (5733) | 4 months ago | Awww. Young Sam. We like green Dahr'lin Sis.
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Hatley (21801) | 4 months ago | oh my dawnald what a picture flashed into my mind as I read this.wow.
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p1kef1sh (5733) | 4 months ago | LOL. Who's that behind one of them? Could it be someone having a sneaky pee....K!
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dawnald (10296) | 4 months ago | elephants are islands in the stream, don't you think?
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3. whiteheather39 (13449) | 4 months ago | Personally I do not have any rare animals nearby but just this morning on the news they had an article about someone who intends to clone a mammoth with using some dna they have from a mammoth relic then combining it with an elephant egg and voila ...a mammoth!
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livewyre (1057) | 4 months ago | or a very large omelette...Yumm!
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p1kef1sh (5733) | 4 months ago | An Elephant egg?!! Wow, that's quite some chicken! LOL. (I know what you mean but now I have visions of elephants laying eggs everywhere.)
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p1kef1sh (5733) | 4 months ago | I've been No 1 for some time. I like to think that James and I are happy with that he (or anyone else) can take it at any time. A dalek. Now that's impressive. All we need now is Dr Who!
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5. The_Lamb_Lies_Down (3483) | 4 months ago | You have a rare animal being on the lookout in his fence?
Yes, class inside of way but not really, because I have fixed envelope they as much that most of my friendly already know here on them, but conjecture of a way who are still rare, but since I see daily I them don' t considers really them to be that one great one of a distribution.
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The_Lamb_Lies_Down (3483) | 4 months ago | I'm sorry...that should have said
You have a rare animal being in the position of observation in his close?
Yes, class within way but not really, because I have fixed the envelope they as much that my most of friendly they already know here in them, only conjectures of a way who are still rare, but since I see the newspaper they don't a one of a distribution really considers them to be that one great.
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The_Lamb_Lies_Down (3483) | 4 months ago | Wait...let me try this one last time...
Do you have a rare animal lurking in your hedgerow?
Yeah, kind of in a way but not really, because I have posted about them so much that most of my friends here already know about them, but I guess in a way they are still rare, but since I see them every day I don't really consider them to be that big of a deal.
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owlwings (5346) | 4 months ago | The Lamb is getting to grips with Google Translator, I see ... or is that White Squirrel language?
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owlwings (5346) | 4 months ago | I ought to point out that MyLot is really the best site in the Universe, of course, and that it is second to none for Income purposes. All true MyLotters should be striving to earn as much as they can by posting articles, blogs and photographs. Let us bow down and worship the Great MyLot!
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p1kef1sh (5733) | 4 months ago | ?????????????? is what a certain "other" translator has to say about it.
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p1kef1sh (5733) | 4 months ago | In chinese but this site won't allow it.
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Irishfrndly65 (7461) | 4 months ago | Oh...myy...gosshh....you're killing me.........heeee heeeee
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6. Hatley (21801) | 4 months ago | hi pikey those are the prettiest green elephants I have ever seen wow. I have seen deer like that and I think it was a swan, anyway'some shaped ones like that at some hotel near DisneyLand' here in Anaheim. they were pretty but not quite as exquistly shaped as your green elephants. thanks for sharing this.
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p1kef1sh (5733) | 4 months ago | My pleasure. If it hadn't been for two other myLotters taking me there (for coffee etc) I'd not have seen them.
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p1kef1sh (5733) | 4 months ago | Now that would be exciting. I'd want to attach a little gas pipe that breathed fire too.
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p1kef1sh (5733) | 4 months ago | LOL. Gopher gone!
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9. catdla1 (2759) | 4 months ago | So cute! Alas, I have no privet, or Privet Elephants. In fact, without a hedgerow I have no rare animals lurking outside at all. They key word is 'outside'. I do have some elusive, gargantuan dust bunnies living behind my couch. Sometimes when the fan or air conditioner is on they peek out from their hiding place, but quickly dive for cover when they see some one looking.
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p1kef1sh (5733) | 4 months ago | Oh yes. I am familiar with Dust Bunnies. I try to get mine to take up residence in the vacuum - but they are awkward varmints!
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10. royal52gens (3360) | 4 months ago | Are you sure you have a picture of a heffalump? I thought those were very camera shy. Did you know the Loch Ness monster is camera shy also? That is why there are so few photos.
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p1kef1sh (5733) | 4 months ago | Heffalump was just to draw you in. As you will see. They are clearly elephants. As for Nessie - well he's not an elephant so you'd not expect him to want a photo.
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