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myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5733)   ranked 4 out of 1,136 in panda spanking4 months ago

If you are Asian or African you probably feel quite safe in the certain knowledge that all the elephants in the World hail from your continents. But that is no longer the case! Today I can reveal the hitherto unseen and highly secretive Privet Elephant of North Oxfordshire, England. For centuries man has tried to catch a glimpse of these rare beasts. But they have always managed to allude capture. I am not one to blow my own trumpet (pause for scornful laughter)............ but I can exclusively confirm that today I saw them, and I was not the only one. To prove this fact I attach the first ever photograph of this, the latest discovery of the elusive Elephantidae family. Ladies and Gentlemen. Exclusively for you I present - Privet Elephants! Do you have a rare animal lurking in your hedgerow?


Privet Elephant
 
 
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tags:  elephants, dalek, privet, dalek spanking my panda, swan and a deer
 
1. myLot reputation of 92/100. Irishfrndly65 (7461)   ranked 9 out of 1,136 in panda spanking   4 months ago

I do, I do. I have Sam the Dragon, if you will remember. He has the rosiest cheeks and the brighest smile and best of all he's green! I'm going, now, to look at your critter!


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5733)   ranked 4 out of 1,136 in panda spanking  4 months ago

Awww. Young Sam. We like green Dahr'lin Sis.

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2. myLot reputation of 95/100. dawnald (10296)   ranked 14 out of 1,136 in panda spanking   4 months ago

Well thank goodness they aren't privey elephants, that's all I have to say about the matter! rasp


myLot reputation of 86/100. Hatley (21801)   ranked 48 out of 1,136 in panda spanking  4 months ago

oh my dawnald what a picture flashed into my mind as I
read this.wow.


myLot reputation of 95/100. dawnald (10296)   ranked 14 out of 1,136 in panda spanking  4 months ago

hehehe


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5733)   ranked 4 out of 1,136 in panda spanking  4 months ago

LOL. Who's that behind one of them? Could it be someone having a sneaky pee....K!


myLot reputation of 95/100. dawnald (10296)   ranked 14 out of 1,136 in panda spanking  4 months ago

elephants are islands in the stream, don't you think?

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3. myLot reputation of 78/100. whiteheather39 (13449)   ranked 117 out of 1,136 in panda spanking   4 months ago

Personally I do not have any rare animals nearby but just this morning on the news they had an article about someone who intends to clone a mammoth with using some dna they have from a mammoth relic then combining it with an elephant egg and voila ...a mammoth!


myLot reputation of 84/100. livewyre (1057)   ranked 95 out of 1,136 in panda spanking  4 months ago

or a very large omelette...Yumm!


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5733)   ranked 4 out of 1,136 in panda spanking  4 months ago

An Elephant egg?!! Wow, that's quite some chicken! LOL. (I know what you mean but now I have visions of elephants laying eggs everywhere.)


myLot reputation of 78/100. whiteheather39 (13449)   ranked 117 out of 1,136 in panda spanking  4 months ago

What a thought! lol So now we have to look out for giant eggs?!?
Perhaps they should have said ova or ovum but they did say eggs in the interview!

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4. myLot reputation of 84/100. livewyre (1057)   ranked 95 out of 1,136 in panda spanking   4 months ago

oooh just noticed that you are the No.1 panda spanker - what does Jimbo think about that I wonder??
BTW If I were African or Asian, by no means would I consider myself 'safe' in the knowledge that there could be 12 tonnes of elephant around the corner...
I can exclusively reveal that today whilst searching privet for exotic, erotic or rare animals, I spotted a Dalek.... Top that Mr No.1 panda spanker...!


dalek hiding in the privet

myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5733)   ranked 4 out of 1,136 in panda spanking  4 months ago

I've been No 1 for some time. I like to think that James and I are happy with that he (or anyone else) can take it at any time. A dalek. Now that's impressive. All we need now is Dr Who!


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6971)   ranked 5 out of 1,136 in panda spanking  4 months ago

I cry myself to sleep over it every night actually, but don't mind me! cry Hahahahahahahaha At least it's Mr Pike at the top though, it numbs my pain considerably. wink


myLot reputation of 84/100. livewyre (1057)   ranked 95 out of 1,136 in panda spanking  4 months ago

I guess No.2 is the next best thing - as they say...
I'm afraid I have been left behind in the category a bit, I obviously have some panda spanking issues that need to be resolved.
Well I went out lookin' for The Doctor (well I do live in Cardiff and he has been known to frequent the locality...) and found this... I don't think it is Dr Who, maybe more like Dr WTF?

 

myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6971)   ranked 5 out of 1,136 in panda spanking  4 months ago

Sure looks like a Dr WTF to me! thumbup

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5. myLot reputation of 94/100. The_Lamb_Lies_Down (3483)   ranked 75 out of 1,136 in panda spanking   4 months ago

You have a rare animal being on the lookout in his fence?

Yes, class inside of way but not really, because I have fixed envelope they as much that most of my friendly already know here on them, but conjecture of a way who are still rare, but since I see daily I them don' t considers really them to be that one great one of a distribution.


myLot reputation of 94/100. The_Lamb_Lies_Down (3483)   ranked 75 out of 1,136 in panda spanking  4 months ago

I'm sorry...that should have said

You have a rare animal being in the position of observation in his close?

Yes, class within way but not really, because I have fixed the envelope they as much that my most of friendly they already know here in them, only conjectures of a way who are still rare, but since I see the newspaper they don't a one of a distribution really considers them to be that one great.


myLot reputation of 94/100. The_Lamb_Lies_Down (3483)   ranked 75 out of 1,136 in panda spanking  4 months ago

Wait...let me try this one last time...

Do you have a rare animal lurking in your hedgerow?

Yeah, kind of in a way but not really, because I have posted about them so much that most of my friends here already know about them, but I guess in a way they are still rare, but since I see them every day I don't really consider them to be that big of a deal.


myLot reputation of 87/100. owlwings (5346)   ranked 135 out of 1,136 in panda spanking  4 months ago

The Lamb is getting to grips with Google Translator, I see ... or is that White Squirrel language?


myLot reputation of 87/100. owlwings (5346)   ranked 135 out of 1,136 in panda spanking  4 months ago

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myLot reputation of 94/100. The_Lamb_Lies_Down (3483)   ranked 75 out of 1,136 in panda spanking  4 months ago

I can't help it...some of the translations are just too good to pass up. lol


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5733)   ranked 4 out of 1,136 in panda spanking  4 months ago

?????????????? is what a certain "other" translator has to say about it.


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5733)   ranked 4 out of 1,136 in panda spanking  4 months ago

In chinese but this site won't allow it.


myLot reputation of 92/100. Irishfrndly65 (7461)   ranked 9 out of 1,136 in panda spanking  4 months ago

Oh...myy...gosshh....you're killing me.........heeee heeeee

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6. myLot reputation of 86/100. Hatley (21801)   ranked 48 out of 1,136 in panda spanking   4 months ago

hi pikey those are the prettiest green elephants I have ever seen
wow. I have seen deer like that and I think it was a swan, anyway'some shaped ones like that at some hotel near DisneyLand'
here in Anaheim. they were pretty but not quite as exquistly shaped
as
your green elephants. thanks for sharing this.


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5733)   ranked 4 out of 1,136 in panda spanking  4 months ago

My pleasure. If it hadn't been for two other myLotters taking me there (for coffee etc) I'd not have seen them.

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7. myLot reputation of 96/100. dragon54u (9787)   ranked 183 out of 1,136 in panda spanking   4 months ago

Cool! I've always admired people who can shape bushes and hedges into works of art. I would make a real mess of it. I'd like to see a dragon, though, I've never seen a bush cut like dragon. happy


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5733)   ranked 4 out of 1,136 in panda spanking  4 months ago

Now that would be exciting. I'd want to attach a little gas pipe that breathed fire too.

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8. myLot reputation of 82/100. sparkofinsanity (3542)   ranked 27 out of 1,136 in panda spanking   4 months ago

Yes, I do, and it breathes and digs and eats the roots of my plantings. It's the cutest little striped prairie gopher I've ever seen, but boy what a mouth it got on it when I flooded it's hole! I finally had to resort to mothballs down the hole and that did the trick. Took one bite and keeled over. My hedgerow is now doing just fine thanks and I have no intention of sculpting it in the shape of my dead departed gopher!rasplol


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5733)   ranked 4 out of 1,136 in panda spanking  4 months ago

LOL. Gopher gone!

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9. myLot reputation of 99/100. catdla1 (2759)   ranked 84 out of 1,136 in panda spanking   4 months ago

So cute! Alas, I have no privet, or Privet Elephants. In fact, without a hedgerow I have no rare animals lurking outside at all. They key word is 'outside'. I do have some elusive, gargantuan dust bunnies living behind my couch. Sometimes when the fan or air conditioner is on they peek out from their hiding place, but quickly dive for cover when they see some one looking.


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5733)   ranked 4 out of 1,136 in panda spanking  4 months ago

Oh yes. I am familiar with Dust Bunnies. I try to get mine to take up residence in the vacuum - but they are awkward varmints!

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10. myLot reputation of 90/100. royal52gens (3360)   ranked 116 out of 1,136 in panda spanking   4 months ago

Are you sure you have a picture of a heffalump? I thought those were very camera shy. Did you know the Loch Ness monster is camera shy also? That is why there are so few photos.


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5733)   ranked 4 out of 1,136 in panda spanking  4 months ago

Heffalump was just to draw you in. As you will see. They are clearly elephants. As for Nessie - well he's not an elephant so you'd not expect him to want a photo.

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