Are You What You Seem?  

Hello, Pikey. Do you do massages or Abba impersonations? Just curious.

Well, I really do think that you think that I think I am a fish.
I really do have a teenage son and I really do live with my partner of (errrm about) 18 years, whose name isn't really 'Mr.Panda'.

Surely you've heard of a bakers dozen? Well, I'm a dozen bakers. I think that pot bellies, big butts and thunder thighs are images to strive for. In my spare time I run a restaurant where I sneak foods that my family doesn't like into their meals so that after they eat I can tell them what was in it. I strive to have their faces match the green in their faces match the furniture in the living room so that they are more decorous when they sit around watching tv.

Nothing, just me, because i am who i am. Yes, we really think that you are a married middle aged man. You got us all on this P1key.I never thought of masquerading as someone else. I must admit you are quite good at it.

You'd find exactly what you thought you would if you found out who I really am. A 55 year old divorced female with two grown sons, an overweight but cheerful aging lady living in the Midwest of the United States with 2 dogs that writes articles to make extra money. I would probably be grumpier than I appear on myLot but that would be the only difference.

You are funny. Don't forget, you published a pic of you and another myLotter and you didn't look even vaguely feminine.

Hi p1key,


Well if you do that to me, you'll find that I've won the beautiy contest last hear for my slim figure and elegant long legs, also for my beautiful long blond silky hair, you see I have to be very modest amout myself and won't give the game away, lol! hugs.


Tamara

Yeah Right!! Very big lie! Peel away as I have nothing to hide what you get on my profile is the real me ....except for my age somehow my profile shows me 10 years younger than I really am. My friends know how old I am. Maybe myLot was trying to do me a favor...who knows!

As Popeye would say, 'I yam wot I yam'.. I'm a married, middle aged man, living in England, on good days. On bad days I am a very grumpy crocodile.
Think I'll add to Popeyes saying, I am what I am, except when I'm not.
Confused? You should be.

You don't want to know...

Well p1ke it really does mean having imagination as to what I look like so will leave it to you to tell or find out who I am and what I look like really...LoLo