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Shavkat @Shavkat (141906) • Philippines 2 Oct 23

Let me share our youngest in the family, Oreo.He loves to sleep on my lap while I am teaching online tonight. All of a sudden, I smelled something different. He farted, and I was surprised.To my ignorance, I did not know this...

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She makes $45,000 a week doing what?

April @thislittlepennyearns (68246) • Defuniak Springs, Florida 15 Dec 21

I was scrolling through Facebook a few minutes ago and stumbled across a TMZ story with a headline saying something about a 90 day fiancee star selling her farts for money. When you read a headline like that, you have to click...

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What's With The Crop Dusting?

Jim Bauer @porwest (112812) • United States 26 Aug 19

Of course, I am not talking about those planes that fly over farmer's crops with pesticides to protect the crops. I am talking about those foul people who have to let one go (you know exactly what I am talking about here) in a...

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Did I say the right thing regarding "farting noises"?

The Horse @TheHorse (238298) • Walnut Creek, California 24 Sep 16

"Can I come over and play" Those were the words I heard on my phone about an hour ago, as I was grading papers. He played with his cars, I showed him I'd been driving his blue Mustang (it was atop one of my speakers), and we...

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Fart your way to long life!

the_lioness @the_lioness (177) 7 Nov 14

If you enjoy the smell of your own farts, read on! :D http://www.bubblews.com/news/9320667-fart-your-way-to-long-life

Facebooks new security

Cartoonmagic @Cartoonmagic (4) • United States 3 Jul 12

Has anybody had this problem.. when you login to facebook, they ask you to scan your "facebook" for problems? lmao.. what is that all about.. you don't have to download anything.. so that right there is a lie... but its just so...

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What question do you think unethical to discuss with strangers?

SimpleBB @SimpleBB (1329) • Philippines 2 Sep 10

It is natural for us human to love to participate in any discussion or argumentation, for this is the time we could express our ideas on anything that would arise as topic. If in the middle of discussion and being around of...

unethical questions

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My Wife Farts All The Time

nocturn98 @nocturn98 (956) • Venezuela 27 Dec 09

As the title says, my wife farts all the time. No she doesn't do this in front of other people, just with me. We used to just joke about it when she slips gas, but sometimes it just gets really annoying. It kills my romantic mood...

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Have you ever noticed that...

Loverbear @Loverbear (4918) • United States 5 Sep 09

Have you ever noticed that when you're trying to impress a date (or someone you're crushing on big time) that some of the things that you try NOT to have happen always will happen at the worst possible moment? I mean like you...

things that happen to embarrass you when you are t

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Don't You Just Hate "Perfect" People?

grumpybear @ShortyAkbar (384) • United States 6 Feb 09

**Disclaimer: I am fully aware that no one is perfect, keep reading** What I mean is, people who think they're so perfect and don't make mistakes. The kind of people who make a big deal out of everyday tasks that everyone else...

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Fart Migraines

Taco Bell

gigglez79 @gigglez79 (137) • United States 24 Jan 09

Ok, this is a weird one... Is it me or does Taco Bell give you a bad case of gas? And not just any bad gas.. those SBD??? I don't know, but for some reason, when I eat Taco Bell (or any type of tacos), not only does it upset...

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Brain Farts!

TrayBlaylock @TrayBlaylock (630) • United States 26 Dec 08

You ever have one of those moments where your brain just... Breaks? Where you're unable to coherently string together a proper thought, then in an hour you realise how dumb you were being at the time? Amuse us with tales of your...

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Imbarrassing Arrest

CraftyCorner @CraftyCorner (5600) • United States 4 Dec 08

A Florida student was arrested for farting in class. This stink is PRICELESS! * The Story: * [i]STUART, Fla. (AP) - A student at a Florida school has been arrested after authorities said he was "passing gas" and turned...

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What was your most embarrassing fart?

Loverbear @Loverbear (4918) • United States 8 Oct 08

We're all human, what was your most embarrassing fart? Where were you when it happened?

embarrassing farts

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funny farts

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Weird!!!

Tacomeat @Tacomeat (18) • United States 31 Aug 08

Ive been known to be the wireest person on the face of the earth and just for one reason because i like to sniff and analyze poeples farts. Do you think that is weird i mean i love it i get to smell the odditites of each and every...

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Sometimes ads are so dead on! Heehee

beeeckie @beeeckie (802) • United States 18 Jul 08

This partial screencap -- all I did was crop it -- is from pyewacket's Very Serious Discussion about farting in public. Seriously, these are the ads that came up on my page! Share a huge laugh with me? Browse a Huge...

I hate when my boyfriend farts..

YoungInLove @YoungInLove (1254) • Canada 13 Jul 08

..usually I dont mind it too much. I hang out with pretty much all guys so its just something I have to deal with. I just dont see the need of all the unnecessary farts. Why must they let one rip if your cuddling, or being...

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Why do men always think their farts smell like....

schulzie @schulzie (4061) • United States 24 Jun 08

Why do men always think their farts smell like what they ate earlier in the day? My huband always thinks that hi farts smell like what he ate earlier in the day. Like after we eat steak for dinner he'll later fart and say "Smells...

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Will adding baking soda to beans prevent flatulence?

Wendy @jerzgirl (9384) • United States 26 May 08

OK - so it's not something we discuss on a regular basis, but hey - do we or do we not ALL deal with this at some point? If it's not our partners holding our heads under the blanket or uncles wanting us to pull their fingers, it's...

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