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Jessica @WackyDecor (306) • United States 17 Oct 20

I came across cute Halloween quotes. Here are some of those following quotes. "You Are Never Too Old to Beg for Free Candy" "You Say 'Witch' Like It's a Bad Thing" "Candy Corn Has Always Been My Favorite Vegetable" "The Only...

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Do You Laugh Often?

Thelma @thelme55 (79324) • Germany 28 Apr 20

I think I am. Sometimes, I can´t stop laughing. Sometimes my husband looked at me like I am getting crazy. Today, I have read what my husband shared on Fb, which came from a certain Rick M. "Be good to your spouse. Remember,...

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Words of Wisdumb

aubrey @averygirl72 (38848) • Philippines 10 Jan 17

This is my collection of funny words of wisdumb I posted in my weebly blog. It makes me happy every time I read them. It destress me. Some local jokes some I got here in this site . Some of them are very common ----No guts, No...

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Countdown to Father's Day (part 1)!!

Genipher @Genipher (5405) • United States 17 Jun 16

In honor of all the dads in our lives... You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.--Jerry Seinfeld [i]When you're young, you think your dad...

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This is Why I Almost Hated my Boss

Morning Girl @salonga (27775) • Philippines 9 Mar 16

“A Boss is someone who comes early when you are late and comes late when you are early.” This is a funny quotation I think many employees can relate to this. I experienced this situation several times when I was still working...

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Funny Quotes That Make You Think

Susan @HazySue (39265) • Gouverneur, New York 25 Dec 15

If there's one thing you can count on with quotes it is that they usually make you stop and think. I like the kind of quotes that make you stop, think, laugh, and say to myself "How true". In this very small collection of quotes I...

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Bleep my Parents Say

dorannmwin @dorannmwin (36392) • United States 11 Oct 10

Well, I'm sure that most people know about the Twitter feed on this subject "S hit my dad says," and there is also a new television show by the same name. So, I wondered if there has ever been anything that your parents have...

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riyasam @riyasam (16556) • India 18 Jan 09

you would go for which quote???is this too long "A DEAD END IS A GOOD PLACE TO TORN AROUND"or "I do it because i can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't."

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My Favorite Winston Churchill Quotes

zigzagbuddha @zigzagbuddha (4601) • United States 14 Nov 07

I am not a fan of Winston Churchill... I never even knew who he was until today, but over the years I have repeatedly come across quotes attributed to him that I find very funny. These are some of my favorites: A fanatic is one...

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Let's talk about Blades Of Glory!

oceaniawings_xo @oceaniawings_xo (98) • Canada 23 Sep 07

Who else saw this movie? What did you think? Favorite Part? Favorite line? Favorite Character? I LOVE this movie. love love LOVE. I think it's by far the funniest movie I've seen in a while. Anything with Will Ferrel OR Jon...

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oceaniawings_xo @oceaniawings_xo (98) • Canada 23 Sep 07

What are your all-time favorite Family Guy quotes? here are some of mine: Stewie: Well, my objective becomes clear...the broccoli MUST DIE! Peter: Lois, it's about time I started treating you like the piece of schmitt that...

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amielletherese @amielletherese (197) • Northern Mariana Islands 27 Apr 07

Here are some of "quotable qoutes" I have gathered here on the net which will make you say "Huh?!!!" "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - Al Gore,...

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marriage quotes

andreea_buss @andreea_buss (57) • Romania 7 Mar 07

My wife and I were happy for twenty years.Then we met! [Rodney Dangerfield] When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason,there's a reason. [Molly McGee] Always get married early in the morning.That way,if doesn't work...

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andreea_buss @andreea_buss (57) • Romania 7 Mar 07

i'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.[bob hope] as you get older three things happen.the first is your memory goes,and i can't remember the other two...[sir norman wisdorn] yes,time files.and where did it leave you?old...

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What is the funniest slogan you have seen on a T-shirt?

ArienKing @ArienKing (4647) • India 6 Jan 07

From me: A girl was wearing a T-shirt and it was written : “No Money, No Car, No Chance.”

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indiranaik @indiranaik (1525) • India 6 Dec 06

AGE QUOTES: I'M SO OLD THEY HAVE CANCELLED MY BLOOD TYPE. AS WE GROW, OLDER OUR BODIES GET SHORTER AND OUR ANECDOTES LONGER. PEOPLE SAY AGE JUST A STATE OF MIND.I SAY IT'S MORE ABOUT THE STATE OF U'R BODY

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