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The Horse @TheHorse (238268) • Walnut Creek, California 16 Apr 21

I am almost out of toilet paper. Happily, I remember Zeno's paradox (the story of the hare--Achilles, actually-- and the tortoise) and know that I don't ever have to completely run out of toilet paper. Each time I engage in my...

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Just like a Cat

Jo Ann @akalinus (44366) • United States 12 Oct 20

There are one or more squirrels that visit the tree in front of my house. I have seen them running up and down the trunk and hanging around in front of the tree. The other day, I noticed one pooping. It went a few inches under my...

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Out of Toilet Paper?

Jim Bauer @porwest (112717) • United States 15 Mar 20

Beyond ridiculous what is going on with this toilet paper shortage everywhere. I still don't quite understand the whole thing. Toilet paper? But it is what it is. I did suggest on a Facebook post that perhaps it was just the...

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Poop on the floor

C @ShyBear88 (59342) • Sterling, Virginia 1 Oct 19

I’m sure some of you will find this funny, but poor me I still don’t find it funny. Irritated about it still. So my 4.5 year old is at that point where mom law gets put down for everything. Last night I don’t know why he decided...

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What's With The Crop Dusting?

Jim Bauer @porwest (112717) • United States 26 Aug 19

Of course, I am not talking about those planes that fly over farmer's crops with pesticides to protect the crops. I am talking about those foul people who have to let one go (you know exactly what I am talking about here) in a...

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Would you poop in my outhouse?

The Horse @TheHorse (238268) • Walnut Creek, California 13 Aug 19

One of my projects in Montana this Summer was making my outhouse more attractive. Pooping in an outhouse can be difficult, even for me, as spiders are crawling around your tush, packrats are looking on with disdain as you sully...

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What Has Happened to San Francisco,. CA?

ParaTed2k @ParaTed2k (22940) • Sheboygan, Wisconsin 18 May 19

San Francisco used to be considered one of the last truly unique cities in the United States. Great venues for experiencing arts, entertainment, cultural events and cultures. Amazing food, beautiful and awe inspiring sights,...

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The Gift That Kept On Giving

Sharon @simone10 (54180) • Louisville, Kentucky 30 Mar 19

We live in an apartment and lot of residents have dogs. The apartment complex has these little green stations where there is a garbage can and little green bags for residents to use when they take their dogs out. These...

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Pigeon and crow poop on your car?

Pitstop @pitstop (15551) • Australia 28 Mar 19

I do get a bit of crow or pigeon poop on my car which I try to clean off immediately. I was stunned when I saw this car covered in poop recently! I hope the owner can get it cleaned! Looks like a tough task!!

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Cotton candy emoji

C @ShyBear88 (59342) • Sterling, Virginia 9 Feb 19

This emoji got both me and my husband laughing today. Our 4 year old son wanted something from a gum ball machine. He finds them very interesting and we where at the dollar store. My husband had 2 quarters and I pointed out to...

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what a way to start the day

lady Di @lady1993 (27221) • Philippines 15 Jan 19

stepped on some poop right before going into the vehicle. I really should have watched where i stepped, but that was really unexpected. Good thing it did not smell strongly in the vehicle since i managed to wipe...

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Poop-cee: why on earth did they call it that??!!

Pitstop @pitstop (15551) • Australia 12 Dec 18

I was looking at feeding bottle for my little one on Amazon and stumbled on this company called Poop-Cee that was selling bottles. Jeez!! That is such a terrible and literally dirty name for something used for feeding. I wonder...

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To Poop Or Not to Poop

Jim Bauer @porwest (112717) • United States 28 Nov 18

In the morning I drink a lot of coffee, and it seems nothing gets the plumbing working like a few good, steeping, hot cups of coffee. So, what is it that makes the bowels get to working into overtime? Is it the caffeine? Is it...

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Adulting fail!

Olivia @wordvomit (5) 13 Jul 18

My husband discovered a pinhole leak in our water heater (going on 2 days now!). He is a pretty handy guy, but hates plumbing and electrical work. Of course he discovers it the day he has to go back to work. He works at night...

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Poop Scoop Business

celticeagle @celticeagle (189793) • Boise, Idaho 29 Jun 18

Can you believe it? Paying for someone to come and pick up dog poop. In Florida there is such a company that charges $28 a visit. I can see where they would make some good money. We have one here in Boise called Poop 911. They...

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It's not soft chocolate ice cream, it's poop

Lena Kovadlo @lovebuglena (52144) • Staten Island, New York 12 Apr 18

When I first saw the poop emoji in my iPhone's keyboard I thought it was actually soft chocolate ice cream. And I thought that way for a while until someone pointed out to me that I've been wrong and it's really...

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Case of the Mystery Poop

Wendy @jerzgirl (9384) • United States 20 Oct 17

Last year, my daughter kept finding little poops in the back yard that were more cat-sized than Lab-sized. We thought our neighbor who shares a wall was the culprit since she has complained to the city about us on every possible...

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The Poo Room

RK Finnell @irishidid (8687) • United States 18 Sep 17

At work I have never shirked my duties or refused to clean a room until a couple of weeks ago. Room 316 was supposed to be a stay over but when I opened the door I was hit by the smell of, yep, poo. That in itself isn't unusual as...

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Can't use public toilet to poop

peachpurple @peachpurple (13961) • Malaysia 30 Aug 17

Some people are able to poop at any toilets, be it at home toilets, public toilets , relatives home toilets, school toilets or hotel toilets. Majority people are able to pee at any toilets when one could not hold on any longer....

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Hit by crow poop

peachpurple @peachpurple (13961) • Malaysia 22 Aug 17

Well... almost, just by a few inches. Me and my hubby were having breakfast at the coffeeshop at the corner of the road. There were a flock of crows savaging garbage by the roadside. When a vehicle passed by, it scared the...

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