The Horse is arrested yet again.
By The Horse
@TheHorse (238330)
Walnut Creek, California
June 13, 2016 10:39am CST
I should have known I was pressing my luck when I saw a tiny corn plant growing among the tomatoes at Kaiser on Saturday (my evil doing) and planted another.
Last night I received a surprise visit from my young neighbor friend, and I showed him my table and chair project.
Of course, he asked to help, so I let him sand down a couple of slats on one of the chairs. Within five minutes, CFS was at my door. "Child Labor!" they cried.
I was whisked off to jail (same cell, different roomie) and the child was returned safely to his mother.
When I argued before the judge that kids like to do what they see adults doing, and that I was actually "modeling a productive skill" for the child, she decided that one night in jail was enough.
With the help of my young friend, I've made good progress on the table and chairs. I'll post more pictures soon.
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31 responses
@JamesHxstatic (29410)
• Eugene, Oregon
13 Jun 16
Some people just can't stay out of trouble.
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@TheHorse (238330)
• Walnut Creek, California
13 Jun 16
@JamesHxstatic Do you mean my mugshot? Or a picture of child labor in action?
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@JamesHxstatic (29410)
• Eugene, Oregon
13 Jun 16
@TheHorse I can't wait for the bio-pic!
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@TheHorse (238330)
• Walnut Creek, California
13 Jun 16
I feel terrrible about what I've done, laughing with a child, playing trucks and cars with him, and then teaching him how to do woodworking. Some day I'll learn. Next time I play soccer with him, I'll make sure there's lots of Gatorade around so I don't get picked up for Child Dehydration. I hope keeping him from his videogames isn't considered abuse.
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@rebelann (117251)
• El Paso, Texas
14 Jun 16
I don't think there's a big problem with older teens working in places like McD's but those under 13 are probably those that are most likely protected by laws @TheHorse
I'm not sure what parents do anymore. I don't have kids but if I did I'd make sure they earned any allowance I might want to give. Appreciation is born of labor while getting something for free is not.
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@LadyDuck (502628)
• Italy
13 Jun 16
@TheHorse Yes, there is a separate address for @myLotBugs. Now they all know.
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@TheHorse (238330)
• Walnut Creek, California
13 Jun 16
I'm getting an error message too. I took a cute photo of my friend working away, but I couldn't post it. Let's let @GoAskAlice and @GoAskAlex know. Is there a separate address for Bugs?
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@TheHorse (238330)
• Walnut Creek, California
13 Jun 16
@vandana7 Well, I worked in a minimum security women's prison for many years. And I also did some interviewing of inmates at several jails and prisons around California. So I have "been there," though I got to go home at night.
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@AbbyGreenhill (45490)
• United States
14 Jun 16
Glad we didn't have to bail you out!
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@vandana7 (102698)
• India
16 Jun 16
@AbbyGreenhill ..Did you have to warn him? Now he will commit those crimes just before we get paid..
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@AbbyGreenhill (45490)
• United States
14 Jun 16
@TheHorse Good thing because you'd have to wait a month until we all got paid again.
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@garymarsh6 (24028)
• United Kingdom
13 Jun 16
Slave labour. I hope you rewarded him with a new learnt skill which he will remember for many years to come! I will get the ladies who live in your state to bake you a cake with a file in it so you can bunk Jail.
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@ElizabethWallace (12069)
• United States
13 Jun 16
It's only child labor is you pay them. 

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@GardenGerty (169489)
• United States
14 Jun 16
Some of my best memories are of helping my dad in the garage or bleeding the brakes on his old truck.


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@DaddyEvil (174590)
• United States
16 Jun 16
@TheHorse TheRebelHorse ? That doesn't sound very good.... What was your mama thinking when she named you? LMAO!
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@JESSY3236 (22244)
• United States
14 Jun 16
lol At least it gets him something to do. Happy Flag Day!! 

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@puddleglum (1380)
• United States
13 Jun 16
Contributing to the self-sufficiency of a minor...you are a rebel, aren't you?
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