How I disposed of my ex-girlfriend

@thehorse my neighbour wipes her dog's butt after it makes a deposit on the street. She also tries to shake hands when we meet but I refuse.

Hannibal is a good one if you are planning something around dinner. I have done a few gross jobs in my 60+ years on this planet. Baby poo, child puke, etc. All are pretty gross.

Well, I would have not used my kitchen sink, but the laundry sink to do that. I clean the toilet bowl every three days, it must be perfectly clean!

that sink is nasty looking right now, lol

yer doin' that'n yer sink?!? oh, not a good idea, well i reckon that depends'n what'cha used to do yer refinishin'. gigglin' o'er yer ex :) aint too sure i wanna know 'bout'cher loo?

Ambition is way over-rated. Ambition is a vicious circle. The more the ambitious get, the more they want, leading to a self-perpetuating spiral of worthlessness and despair where the only measure of self-worth becomes the trinkets and baubles they have gathered. And it's not good enough to just have lots of trinkets and baubles. Oh no! They have to have more, and better, trinkets and baubles than anyone else. Well you can keep your trinkets and baubles Mr. and Mrs. Ambition. I just want to be happy. And happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you've got. And I want what I've got!!

Have you ever done a cleaning project that was kind of gross? Yes, I have. And that's all you will hear from me.

oh good gried I had to think for a minute its been a long while since i saw Silence of the lambs do You had tpo clean up after wards shaded of Halloween lol

How sure are you that what we are seeing there is the aftermath of the towel and not you cleaning up after cleaning the stool? Please, if I ever do meet you face to face, remind me to put on one of those gloves the vet uses when he is inseminating a cow! I want something nice and thick protecting me if/when we shake hands, pony!

I hope you tossed the rags and scrubbers after the cleaning of the toilet bowl??

Please don't show a photo of yellowish toilet bowl in your next post. . . I am allergic to it even just looking at a picture.

Before I read any comments, I'd like to say that Roald Dahl's "Tales of the Unexpected" TV series was an excellent watch, including the episode "Lamb to the Slaughter"... If you wanted inventive ways to get rid of a relative, that was a good place to start. Your normal programming resumes here!

I say good riddance. How could she say you lack ambition when you play in three or more bands and are thinking of a Martin guitar? Pish Posh!

Ha ha! I was expecting this post to sound like an episode of "Dexter."

She seems to make a rather weak broth. You should have cooked someone larger.

Not that I can remember. I make sure I clean out stuff before it reaches 'overly gross' levels!

Oh yes I spent this weekend on a gross job, I moved my washer and dryer. I just have one thing to say ewww

You want gross? Try cleaning after people as a job. That's gross. At one time I was a home health aide. I went into people's homes and if that elderly lady had had an issue in the bathroom, it was my job to tidy the joint.

Now that is some dirty water!

Oh Dear!