Women's Day?
By JJ
@JolietJake (50190)
March 8, 2017 4:27am CST
Wassup with that?
Don't people understand that women are responsible for everything?
May as well be celebrating war and greed and evil and all that, because every bit of it traces right back to women.
There...I said it.
Everyone else is afraid to, but not me!
Okay, yeah...without women, we wouldn't have b( o Y o )bs (none I would wanna see anyway) so I can forgive them for all the suffering they cause, but still... 
And there is logic behind my statement.
If women weren't having babies, these babies wouldn't be growing up and causing all these problems in the world.
So it's all women's fault.
I rest my case...
*goes off to find a woman to celebrate with*
Everyone else is afraid to, but not me!
Okay, yeah...without women, we wouldn't have b( o Y o )bs (none I would wanna see anyway) so I can forgive them for all the suffering they cause, but still...
And there is logic behind my statement.
If women weren't having babies, these babies wouldn't be growing up and causing all these problems in the world.
So it's all women's fault.
I rest my case...
*goes off to find a woman to celebrate with*24 people like this
19 responses
@mysdianait (66005)
• Italy
8 Mar 17
But... but.... a woman without the help/complicity/whatever-else-you-want-to-call-it of a man could not have a baby 
Well not in the past anyway.
So it is not ALL the fault of women! 
Well not in the past anyway.
So it is not ALL the fault of women! 8 people like this
@JudyEv (358476)
• Rockingham, Australia
8 Mar 17
@JolietJake Really? I can't imagine why that would be. Can you?
4 people like this
@JolietJake (50190)
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8 Mar 17
Why? I've never met a woman that really listened to anything I said anyway
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@GardenGerty (164732)
• United States
8 Mar 17
Every day is women's day. . . women's day to make sure that things are done, people are fed, pets are cared for and so on and so forth. At least at my house. I could do with something other than this woman's day.
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@JolietJake (50190)
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8 Mar 17
No, they seduce otherwise innocent men with their evil ways.
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@scarlet_woman (23463)
• United States
10 Mar 17
can't blame me..i just got the furry burp and fart bunch around here.
not to say they're not evil on occasion,but it's contained.
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@celticeagle (177028)
• Boise, Idaho
8 Mar 17
If it weren't for women nothing would get done.
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@JolietJake (50190)
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8 Mar 17
Still waiting for one to come and make me a sammich
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@purplealabaster (22085)
• United States
8 Mar 17
I have been waiting for the celebration to begin, but you haven't come to find me yet.
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@purplealabaster (22085)
• United States
8 Mar 17
@JolietJake I's gettin' the house ready, 'cause I's got a showing tomorrow for the house.
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@JolietJake (50190)
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8 Mar 17
@purplealabaster Someone is trying to tell me something...'Hump Day' and Women's Day' on the same day
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@bluesa (15022)
• Johannesburg, South Africa
8 Mar 17
Ha ha ha! @JolietJake , can't live with us, can't live without us, huh?
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@fishtiger58 (29819)
• Momence, Illinois
8 Mar 17
With an attitude like that I bet the women will swarm to spend the day with you lol.
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@JohnRoberts (109845)
• Los Angeles, California
8 Mar 17
I would like to know when International Men's Day is.
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@LilyBeBack (1994)
• United Kingdom
8 Mar 17
I think it's in November. And every other day of the year.
@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
9 Mar 17
lol, well if there was no women there would be no anyone! So I guess the world might be a better place.
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@PainsOnSlate (21846)
• Canada
9 Mar 17
I am woman and I thank you for your kind words on that post with no comments... I know its the women fault for all the problems in and around where I live,...wait a minute, its Trump's fault... but then he is kind of feminine and certainly not as smart as the average woman...
