Did I Hear Right?
By PLETHOS
@Plethos (13718)
United States
May 14, 2018 10:00am CST
Whenever I hear a female say the word "subpoenas", to me it sounds like she said "some penis".
Every time I see a detective show on t.v. or in a movie and the female lawyer says something along the lines of,"I need to get subpoenas." I just start to chuckle uncontrollably.
Is it childish of me? You bet it is ! And yes its only when a female says it. It doesnt have the same sophmoric sense of humor when a male says "subpoenas". I may suffer from selective hearing but at least it puts me in a silly mood.
So people, have someone say "Subpoenas" once or very fast nonstop and see if it makes you giggle like a middle school child.
(This is just a "such a guy" type of silly post)
Photograph- Taken/Owned by me, Plethos
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I know when my kids hear some words they "thought" they heard, they start busting up! Anything with "pee" in the word would do it 
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@vandana7 (102698)
• India
15 May 18
All naughty guys on myLot need to be here. @DaddyEvil, @TheHorse, @JolietJake, @pgntwo. I am not a guy, that is pretty gender biased statement, and I strongly object to our way of pronunciations being laughed at...how do I sue you Plethos.
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@arthurchappell (44941)
• Preston, England
14 May 18
it is one of those unfortunate words
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@arthurchappell (44941)
• Preston, England
14 May 18
@Plethos our preconceptions always play a part - I have quite a mucky mind too lol
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@Poppylicious (11134)
• United Kingdom
14 May 18
A few weeks ago my three year old niece saw a DVD on a shop shelf. "Look, it's Paedo Masks!" said she. I asked her if she meant PJ Masks. Nope. Definitely Paedo Masks. Now I will never be able to see reference to it without thinking of Paedo Masks!!
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@Jessabuma (31696)
• Baguio, Philippines
14 May 18
Hahaha!!!! That's funny .. your post made me laugh..
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@Jessabuma (31696)
• Baguio, Philippines
14 May 18
@Plethos yes that's right. thanks for sharing it..
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@popciclecold (40215)
• United States
14 May 18
Never thought about it, until you mentioned it.
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@BelleStarr (61463)
• United States
26 May 18
Oh yes while driving on the autobahn in Germany every time we saw the word ausfahrt we started to giggle!! It means exit so we saw it a lot lol
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@star_disgate (911)
• Phoenix, Arizona
15 May 18
This made me laugh way more than I should have. It is a funny word. OOOHHH The word PIANIST!
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@star_disgate (911)
• Phoenix, Arizona
15 May 18
@Plethos my fiance can't even say the word fart. A loud noise came on T.V. and he goes "hehe that was a loud flatulence".
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
15 May 18
@star_disgate - does he also call it a toot? a whistle from the butt cheeks? air of relief? the bodies air brakes going off?
@dgobucks226 (37621)
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15 May 18
The inner child awakens. Reminds me of a play on words from the movie "Airplane" which goes like this....Surely you are not serious about subpoenas? Yes I am, and don't call me "Shirley."
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
17 May 18
@dgobucks226 - you have no idea how warped mine is 
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@dgobucks226 (37621)
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16 May 18
@Plethos Yes, for those of us with warped senses of humor, lol. (just kidding) 
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