The Horse's new miracle all-chocolate diet. It works!

@TheHorse (207356)
Walnut Creek, California
February 18, 2024 3:27pm CST
I have figured out how to get rich. And be honest at the same time. It IS possible. I will soon go to market with my all-chocolate diet. I am sure it will appeal to the fairer among us, as that demographic tends to enjoy chocolate . But I will hire Clever Marketing Strategists to make my amazing new product appeal to XY humans as well. This past week, I was given a two-pound box of See's chocolates by a guitar and piano student at Guitar Center. I have consumed said gift "liberally," and have made some amazing discoveries. My mood has been enhanced by these dark delicacies, and my productivity and tendency to exercise have as well. I have shed five pounds with my Miracle All-Chocolate Diet, written several paragraphs in my book, and gained incredible muscle tone, due to increased exercise. Would you like to be a part of my All-Chocolate Revolution? Just attach testimonials to this post, and I will be sure they are available to everyone on MyLot. Wheeeee! Do you like chocolate as much as I do? Time for a few curls. (Note: Chocolate, and possibly especially dark chocolate, really does contain or facilitate several mood-enhancing chemicals.)
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Amber
@AmbiePam (85878)
• United States
19 Feb
I got these for free about two weeks ago, and I anticipate they will last me about a year. I’m just not that crazy about chocolate. My mom loved chocolate, but my dad said when she was pregnant with me, and she’d eat chocolate, I’d kick like crazy. Congratulations on your chocolate accomplishments! *These are Hershey’s dark chocolate kisses.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Feb
Kick like crazy = religious (or other) ecstasy. No wonder you're such a happy person!
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (326582)
• Rockingham, Australia
19 Feb
I always feel better after a few chocolates.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Feb
Who need gummies when there's chocolate around! Wheee!
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celticeagle
@celticeagle (159832)
• Boise, Idaho
19 Feb
Oh my gosh. I am a chocoholic. But I don't care for the companies like Hershey's and Dove. I like the higher-end stuff. One of my favorites is See's. Enjoy.
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BarBaraPrz
@BarBaraPrz (45649)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
19 Feb
@TheHorse Was the French girl named Marie LaPalm?
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Feb
Dang! I just wrote a piano concerto, almost finished my book, and then made love to a beautiful French girl who likes Mozart! Wheeeee!
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Feb
@BarBaraPrz Nah, this was more romantic than physical. We wrote each other love poems in French.
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much2say
@much2say (53942)
• Los Angeles, California
19 Feb
Ohhhhhh, I can go for that! But I'd probably ration my chocolate pieces so they last me for many days . Which kind do you like?
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much2say
@much2say (53942)
• Los Angeles, California
26 Feb
@TheHorse Oh yes! I love any chocolates with nuts in 'em. But I sure won't say no to any of 'em.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Feb
Fudge and truffles are my traditional favorites. But I'm enjoying everything in that box!
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Feb
@much2say Nibbling now. Must go.
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Vicki, #1 Creek Girl
@1creekgirl (40635)
• United States
19 Feb
This is so unfair. How come you can pig out on chocolate and lose weight when all I have to do is look at chocolate and it jumps right up into my middle. I think it's a very sexist situation. I plan to have a protest sit in at the first candy store I can find.
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Vicki, #1 Creek Girl
@1creekgirl (40635)
• United States
19 Feb
@TheHorse Even more incentive to do it.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
20 Feb
@1creekgirl I bought a burrito this evening instead.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Feb
Protesting is a great way to spend time. Maybe they'll bring you some chocolate and coffee while you sit there!
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Manuela Lopes
@nela13 (55818)
• Portugal
18 Feb
Send me five boxes of that chocolate.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Feb
"I'll have what she's having."
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Heather Echola
@GardenGerty (157813)
• United States
19 Feb
Chocolate is also beneficial if you have a cough in the night. I have some in my dresser drawer.
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BarBaraPrz
@BarBaraPrz (45649)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
19 Feb
Hmmm, never tried it for that.
The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Feb
I had not known that! "if you have a cough in the night"
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Anna
@LadyDuck (460139)
• Switzerland
19 Feb
Yes, I like chocolate as much as you do, only dark chocolate, I do not like milk or white chocolates). It does not help to lose weight, but it is surely very good for my mood.
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Anna
@LadyDuck (460139)
• Switzerland
19 Feb
@TheHorse I eat dark chocolate from many years, I have always loved. Not a lot, a little piece while I watch TV.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Feb
@LadyDuck I still have a lot left. So I guess I'm not eating it too fast.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Feb
It's been great for my mood. I actually has helped me lose wight. I have fewer between chocolate snacks!
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Marie
@Tampa_girl7 (49249)
• United States
18 Feb
I eat a bit of 72 % dark chocolate every day.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Feb
Wheeeee!
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Eva James
@wolfgirl569 (96258)
• Marion, Ohio
18 Feb
I have never had that kind of luck with chocolate. It usually makes me gain weight
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Eva James
@wolfgirl569 (96258)
• Marion, Ohio
19 Feb
@TheHorse . Stay away from the windows
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Feb
I am floating around my apartment as I write!
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BarBaraPrz
@BarBaraPrz (45649)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
19 Feb
Obviously, you're eating the wrong kind...
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RasmaSandra
@RasmaSandra (74001)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
18 Feb
I love dark chocolate with sea salt. Your diet sounds good, I would like to begin by you sending me a two-pound box of chocolates But seriously if I tried it I would purchase a chocolate cake, a box of Hostess Ding Dongs and a bunch of chocolate protein shakes and see how I do with those oh, yes, and let us not forget chocolate ice cream,
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
18 Feb
It's all in the mail!
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Feb
Especially the Ding Dongs!
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Vicki, #1 Creek Girl
@1creekgirl (40635)
• United States
19 Feb
My mood always improves no matter what kind of chocolate I have.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Feb
Mine too.
Hanni Harel
@Hannihar (129660)
• Israel
19 Feb
@TheHorse I used to like to eat chocolate bars before I gave up things. Now, I have things with chocolate for desserts. I will pass on what you suggest. I lost the weight and happy with where I am at.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Feb
The chocolate enhanced my mood and made me do more stretches and exercise yesterday.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
21 Feb
@Hannihar I think I'm going to get rich off of my new diet plan. I'm going to have my agent contact See's.
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Hanni Harel
@Hannihar (129660)
• Israel
20 Feb
@TheHorse That is good for you.
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M Cheung
@Beestring (13453)
• Hong Kong
19 Feb
I am a chocolate lover. I enjoy Lindt's 95% dark chocolate.
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BarBaraPrz
@BarBaraPrz (45649)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
19 Feb
Lindt is the best!
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Feb
I am not sure I have had that particular brand. I generally keep Trader Joe's dark chocolate around.
vanny
@vandana7 (99066)
• India
26 Feb
I don't like chocolate at all. I eat it just because I am a foodie. But given a choice, I would give it a pass. My mood is normally "fun filled". So ... do I really need chocolates? Evil Grin. P.S. It becomes more fun filled when I interact with you. It feels like I am the cat and you are the mouse...obviously, I am going to enjoy it.
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vanny
@vandana7 (99066)
• India
26 Feb
@TheHorse I watched Home Alone, and the kid said he didn't want to be a wimp. Went out bravely, only to return screaming when he saw the neighbor. When you say you are not scared of me, I am reminded of that scene. We vampires are scary Pony.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Feb
@vandana7 Not if you don't use commas properly. "We vampires are scary Pony."
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Feb
I stumbled over a baby bird head this morning. I think Kitty is being selfish.
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Valerie J. Routhieaux
@just4him (308232)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
19 Feb
Now, I can get onboard that kind of diet.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
21 Feb
I have lost five pounds, have rippling muscles, and have an improved (I will not say good) attitude.
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Valerie J. Routhieaux
@just4him (308232)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
22 Feb
@TheHorse You're doing well. A good attitude will make up for many faults.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
22 Feb
@just4him I have many faults!
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Jessica
@JESSY3236 (19059)
• United States
20 Feb
Yum.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
21 Feb
Wheee! This is the best diet Ive ever been on!
NJ Chicaa
@NJChicaa (116247)
• United States
18 Feb
I'm not a big chocolate fan
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
18 Feb
Wheeeee!
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LindaOH
@LindaOHio (158237)
• United States
19 Feb
I could go for some chocolate; but my real temptation is jelly candy like jelly beans. Have a good day.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
21 Feb
Oh oh. Does that mean you were a Reagan supporter?
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
23 Feb
@LindaOHio How sweet!
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LindaOH
@LindaOHio (158237)
• United States
21 Feb
@TheHorse Nope. Was doing receipts for the credit card yesterday and saw one that had jelly beans on it. Went to the dining room table; and there was a bag of jelly beans that my husband had gotten for me last month to surprise me. A bittersweet find.
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Wardman
@wardfcsc (195)
• Indonesia
19 Feb
Ah, dark chocolate is the best, its flavour is not for everyone but that makes the difference.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (207356)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Feb
I prefer dark as well.