If you could put a sign on your door, what would it say?

@AmbiePam (87001)
United States
May 22, 2024 12:23pm CST
I’m not sure what mine would say, but it would probably be nice, and also funny. I saw this sign picture the other day, and I had a good laugh. What do you think you’d choose, if you were to actually have a sign?
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@RasmaSandra (75431)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
22 May
Mine would say Beware of crazy cats unless you are a friend.
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@GardenGerty (158499)
• United States
23 May
My cats do not even like friends.
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@RasmaSandra (75431)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
23 May
@GardenGerty now that made me laugh, You're well protected.
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• Cloverdale, Indiana
23 May
Cats can be dangerous as well as dogs are.
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@kaylachan (61097)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
22 May
During Halloween, we do. We had a ghost and punk in that said 'boo' and now we have a halloween wreath that says welcome.
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@AmbiePam (87001)
• United States
22 May
I love holiday signs, no matter what time of year.
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@kaylachan (61097)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
22 May
@AmbiePam We put blue lights around ours to make it look cute.
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@kaylachan (61097)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
22 May
@AmbiePam That's cool. Owning a home, we could put them all over if we wanted.
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@moirai (2849)
• Philippines
23 May
Wait... does that sign mean you don't want packages? Hmm... I'm not sure yet what I would want on my door. But I do know what I'd want on my car -- a bumper sticker that I saw years ago saying "Are you following me? Don't follow me. I'm lost too."
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@AmbiePam (87001)
• United States
23 May
I assume a husband is the one who is putting his foot down on the packages!
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@moirai (2849)
• Philippines
23 May
@AmbiePam Ah yes. That makes sense.
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@Tampa_girl7 (49481)
• United States
22 May
Probably something nice and simple like “Welcome to Our Home”.
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@AmbiePam (87001)
• United States
22 May
You guys are sweet. I like it.
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@wolfgirl569 (98501)
• Marion, Ohio
22 May
Cranky old man lives here
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@AmbiePam (87001)
• United States
22 May
That’s a good one!
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@kobesbuddy (76381)
• East Tawas, Michigan
22 May
My sign would say, "We are not the complaint department! If you don't have something nice to say, please leave!"
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@AmbiePam (87001)
• United States
22 May
I like that!
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@kobesbuddy (76381)
• East Tawas, Michigan
22 May
@AmbiePam For some reason when others need cash, they come to us! We are struggling, just like everyone else, we just don't talk about it around people.
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@xFiacre (12614)
• Ireland
22 May
@ambiepam Since retiring my automated email reply to anyone who emails me is “Fiacre is on a very long holiday and doesn’t know when he’ll be back”.
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@AmbiePam (87001)
• United States
22 May
I would have hoped it would say, Why are you bothering me you insipid clodhopper?
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@Deepizzaguy (96809)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
22 May
I remember a sign that was on the outside of my former neighbor's front door that read "This is not Wal Mart. Please do not ask for food and drinks."
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@AmbiePam (87001)
• United States
22 May
That’s a great one.
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@Deepizzaguy (96809)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
23 May
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@Hannihar (130231)
• Israel
23 May
@AmbiePam I do have a sig n on our door and it is letting one know that my cat and I live here. That is a cute sign you put here.
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@arunima25 (86234)
• Bangalore, India
22 May
That's a very funny one. I am sure that it would bring smiles to everyone entering the home.. I am working on my art project. I want it to get something like " Nothing feels like home".
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@AmbiePam (87001)
• United States
22 May
Sounds like it would be a good one.
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@arunima25 (86234)
• Bangalore, India
23 May
@AmbiePam I am hoping for that. I have to keep up with the motivation to finish it. Right now I got one order for some artwork and I am totally into my professional commitment.
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• Rupert, Idaho
22 May
Sounds mostly good to me, I might leave off the religious and voting for part personally. As far a different sign entirely, not sure. For holidays we always put up something related to the holiday.
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@AmbiePam (87001)
• United States
22 May
I’m always nice to the voting and Jesus people because I vote and do follow Jesus. But when you’re busy, it would be nice to say hey, guys, I’m good with Jesus AND the electoral process!
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• Rupert, Idaho
22 May
@AmbiePam Usually I just don't answer the door unless it is people I know. That's good that you are nice though... I am not so nice haha
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@MarieCoyle (31226)
22 May
Our area does not allow any door to door stuff, solicitors, etc. If they do come, we are allowed to call the law on them since it's posted. I have not had to, if I see them in the camera, I simply do not answer the door. If I am sick or if my son is, I put a note saying do not disturb, because I do not like to answer the door during that time, plus who wants to be sick? I normally have a holiday thingy on the door, for Christmas, Valentin's, St. Pat's, you know...just change it out. Something to be cheerful for.
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@AmbiePam (87001)
• United States
22 May
We have no soliciting signs up on the complex grounds, but yet a Verizon representative just knocked on my door trying to get me to change internet. What annoys me is how he knocked on the door; like it was urgent. I hurried myself to throw on regular clothes to answer the door. I really shouldn’t hurry anything. Lol
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@MarieCoyle (31226)
23 May
@AmbiePam I can't really hurry very fast. You can always put a small ''no soliciting'' sign on your door. I did that for awhile, until the word finally got around that this complex is backing up the no soliciting thing.
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• Cloverdale, Indiana
23 May
I have a outside rug mat at my front door that says "No stupid people beyond this point" I have other signs that catch peoples eyes when they come to visit.
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@HaruLoid (1509)
• Philippines
23 May
That sign is pretty amusing. I'd like to have a sign at the door saying that "We're desperate as well, please understand we would like to ask the same thing that you're asking."
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@AmbiePam (87001)
• United States
23 May
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@pumpkinjam (8597)
• United Kingdom
23 May
Mine could say "visitors welcome" but nobody would see it. It would probably say "yay, you found us" because delivery people seem perplexed by how our buildings are numbered!
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@Juliaacv (49094)
• Canada
22 May
I like this sign. It should go without saying, but sometimes needs to be put out there. All of my wreaths say Welcome, except for the Christmas one, which is just obvious and so merry.
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@TheHorse (209846)
• Walnut Creek, California
23 May
Good one. Here was mine. Until some vandals took it down.
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@just4him (312207)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
23 May
I have a sign on my door.
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@AmbiePam (87001)
• United States
23 May
I like it!
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@just4him (312207)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
23 May
@AmbiePam Thank you.
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@dya80dya (34969)
22 May
This is funny indeed. Mine would be simple. Just welcome.
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@grenery8 (4623)
• Croatia (Hrvatska)
24 May
enter friend or something like that
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