Would you watch Melania's movie?
By The Horse
@TheHorse (235926)
Walnut Creek, California
January 31, 2026 5:43pm CST
I understand there's a new movie out, perhaps funded by Amazon. It is supposedly about Melania Trump, Donald Trump's wife.
I have read that the movie is absolutely terrible, and that attendance during its first week in the theaters has been extremely low.
It has been described as propaganda, vapidity, and a just plain boring film.
Many (perhaps 2/3) of those involved in the production of the movie asked that their names not be mentioned in the credits.
Rotten Tomatoes gave it something like a seven out of 100, the lowest rating for a movie in recent memory.
There is one thing about Melania Trump that does intrigue me: How can she have lived largely in the United States for something like 20 years and speak English so poorly? Perhaps Donald Trump is fluent in Slovenian, and "fills her in" in that language. But I have a hard time believing it.
I will not be watching this movie. Well, maybe in 10 years (if I am still alive), and it is paired, at a party, with "The Dentist." The dentist is so bad it's hilarious. Have you seen it?
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@crossbones27 (52404)
• Mojave, California
1 Feb
Put me in prison, I am laughing no matter what. lol. 1000 would be good in prison commissary books. 

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@crossbones27 (52404)
• Mojave, California
1 Feb
@TheHorse There you go, now you talking my language.
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@crossbones27 (52404)
• Mojave, California
1 Feb
See, that is why I wait, I knew someone would post something like this? Across the world, it was in so many theaters. I am not sure why many would even dignify it other than money. It goes with what are these people even about, from how many not interested means most know its about nothing.
Seems like it maybe about Melania just sticking with a evil dude and her conscience or worse who cares about the evil dude, I am more evil. Pay me, not him..
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@crossbones27 (52404)
• Mojave, California
1 Feb
@TheHorse I think she is more nasty than he is.
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@TheHorse (235926)
• Walnut Creek, California
1 Feb
@crossbones27 Is that possible?
"I think she is more nasty than he is."
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@DaddyEvil (170554)
• United States
1 Feb
They'd have to pay me a lot of money and guarantee I can wear earplugs and have my phone out so I can read and won't have to see or hear the movie.
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@RasmaSandra (95716)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
31 Jan
Just for you the trailer of the movie enjoy
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@srhelmer (7047)
• Beaver Dam, Wisconsin
1 Feb
I wouldn't see any documentary in the theater. It's just too expensive not to watch a movie with action in it. As far as one about Melania Trump- that just seems boring. Something I maybe would put on as background noise if nothing else was available to put me to sleep.
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@GardenGerty (168196)
• United States
1 Feb
Just plain NOPE. My time is worth more than that. I do not even watch good movies.
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@LadyDuck (496458)
• Italy
1 Feb
Melania also lived in Italy and no one can understand a word when she speaks Italian, same when she speaks French. According to the models who worked with her she is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. I am not going to watch her movie, it must be plain boring.
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@TheHorse (235926)
• Walnut Creek, California
1 Feb
Ah, good information. As I said to @LooeyVille, I have no idea whether she speaks other languages as poorly as she speaks English. Hasn't she been here close to 20 years?
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@LindaOHio (217219)
• United States
1 Feb
You couldn't pay me to watch this movie. I hear she made $28 million. What a joke.
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@TheHorse (235926)
• Walnut Creek, California
2 Feb
@LindaOHio I have not. Do tell.
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@LindaOHio (217219)
• United States
2 Feb
@TheHorse Have you seen the commercials on TV?
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@thedevilinme (5031)
• Northampton, England
1 Feb
Could have been fascinating if divorce wa son the cards then but just PR by her.
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@MarieCoyle (56371)
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1 Feb
And of course there is the infamous ''Be Best'' slogan she tried to make famous, which flopped. If a person is going to make a slogan in a country, at least make it gramatically correct, good grief.
Her one and only child is an American. You would think she would have made a better effort to learn proper English.
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@TheHorse (235926)
• Walnut Creek, California
3 Feb
@MarieCoyle Yikes! Did she really wear that?
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@MarieCoyle (56371)
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3 Feb
@TheHorse
It was a sort of campaign she started, supposedly to help children from being bullied, etc. It was declared a flop after a few years. Blamed on Donald's rhetoric, she blew it when she wore the jacket with ''I don't really care, do you?''
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@Ineeddentures (24006)
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1 Feb
Well I will watch it.
Quite looking forward to it to be honest
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@TheHorse (235926)
• Walnut Creek, California
2 Feb
@Ineeddentures If I found her in my bed, I would kick her out and consider calling the police. (I don't find her attractive.)
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@Ineeddentures (24006)
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1 Feb
@TheHorse
She is quite hot.
Now I might be a bit shallow
But I am honest.
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