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Have I ever told you about the night I pranked Yvonne So in our old bungalow I posted a out we had some real fun After one party where " everybody must get stoned " And everyone had left or crashed out I had a bath Yvonne came in a few times to speak, have a smoke and gave me a pill, an E Anyway, I was already in giggle mode A plan was hatched I got some mouth wash, and shaving foam, and got it so my mouth was full of it and it was running o to my chin Yvonne shouted something and I lay down in the bath Looking straight up, covered in bubbles from chest down Yvonne spoke again And then again and again I don't answer She came into the bathroom Stopped and looked at me Ran out of the bathroom and came back with a girl who was at the party I never moved The girl asked if I was dead Yvonne bent over, gave me a shake, I never moved, She turned to face the girl I shot up from the water And shouted " Boo" Lol