Oh look I cut my little finger off

April 14, 2026 6:28pm CST
Oh look I cut my little finger off Left hand Chopping Rump Steak Silly me took my eye off of the ball for a split second Thanks though to @Ladyduck form impressing upon me the need to keep the knife sharp No blood so that's good Yvonne is going to sew it back on Whisky to clean the wound Something to bite on Have you ever cut a finger off before?
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Anna
@LadyDuck (500542)
• Italy
15 Apr
You are late for April's Fool and too much in advance for Halloween.
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Anna
@LadyDuck (500542)
• Italy
16 Apr
@Ineeddentures I never cut off a finger, I badly cut a finger once, now I pay more attention.
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Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31568)
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15 Apr
Very late for April fools day Anna. Halloween, can't wait!!
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Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31568)
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17 Apr
@LadyDuck I must pay more attention as well Anna. I had a close call the other night when my hands were wet and ainwas peeling a potato
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lovely
@augusta123 (10021)
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15 Apr
Yes, I have. Maybe when I'm in the kitchen. You didn't cut your fingers?
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Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31568)
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15 Apr
Just one finger There it is in the picture
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lovely
@augusta123 (10021)
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15 Apr
@Ineeddentures Trying to fool me right? Of course you and me knowd that there's no way yvonne will sew back your finger and there's no blood, common that's a lie.
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Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31568)
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15 Apr
@augusta123 Hahaha Lol Oh dear. Trying to fool you, not me, never
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luisadannointed
@luisadannointed (11281)
• Philippines
15 Apr
waaaah! At first I thought its weird and real, until I get to the part that Yvonne is going to sew them back... lol!
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Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31568)
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15 Apr
She sewed the too of a finger back on for me 25 years ago after I fought a bear.
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Valerie J. Routhieaux
@just4him (322981)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
15 Apr
April Fools day was 14 days ago.
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Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31568)
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15 Apr
Lol Speechless
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Valerie J. Routhieaux
@just4him (322981)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
15 Apr
@Ineeddentures I'm glad you're going to be all right.
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Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31568)
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15 Apr
@just4him Don't tell other people who respond please
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NJ Chicaa
@NJChicaa (127014)
• United States
15 Apr
You need to go to the ER. You'll need a tetanus shot.
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Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31568)
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15 Apr
ER Nah 30 miles away And it's raining Yvonne will be fine with a needle thread and whisky
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Courtney Dutton
@MommyOfEli2013 (88914)
• Rupert, Idaho
15 Apr
I've cut my finger, but never cut it off.... that does sound painful, yikes.
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Courtney Dutton
@MommyOfEli2013 (88914)
• Rupert, Idaho
15 Apr
@Ineeddentures Is that for real? I don't know...
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Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31568)
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15 Apr
@MommyOfEli2013 No it's not for real It's a sweetie finger , a candy
Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31568)
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15 Apr
I only have 4 fingers now on one hand Courtney And a stump
Stacey
@xstitcher (38793)
• Petaluma, California
17 Apr
Thankfully, no.
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Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31568)
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17 Apr
That's good Imagine if you did though You would have.to learn to do things differently
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rakski
@rakski (153939)
• Philippines
15 Apr
it has been a long time since I cut any fingers
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rakski
@rakski (153939)
• Philippines
16 Apr
@Ineeddentures I hope so too
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Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31568)
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15 Apr
I hope you never cut your fingers again Raquel
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MARILYN
@Marilynda1225 (90545)
• United States
15 Apr
Definitely have cut my finger but not off hope Yvonne is skilled at sewing it back on for you
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MARILYN
@Marilynda1225 (90545)
• United States
15 Apr
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Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31568)
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15 Apr
I think she sewed it on back to front.
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Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31568)
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15 Apr
@Marilynda1225 The nail is on the same side as my palm.
DianneN
@DianneN (254741)
• United States
15 Apr
Never my finger, but sometimes I want to cut something off a certain someone.
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DianneN
@DianneN (254741)
• United States
15 Apr
@Ineeddentures No time to explain right now. I’ve had the longest day of my life. Catch you when I have time the breathe.
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Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31568)
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15 Apr
@DianneN Take it easy.. Breathe Catch you later Hope everything is ok
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Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31568)
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15 Apr
And what would that be, and whom would have the part cut off?
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (379812)
• Rockingham, Australia
15 Apr
Vince was with a group in a bar once and someone popped part of a finger in a guy's drink.
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (379812)
• Rockingham, Australia
15 Apr
@Ineeddentures I don't remember now but the severed end was all bl**dy.
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Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31568)
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15 Apr
Lol That would have been quite funny to see Was it his hole finger? Or the one next to it
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Lena Kovadlo
@lovebuglena (51765)
• Staten Island, New York
15 Apr
Cutting off a finger would probably hurt like hell. Glad that never happened to me. And I’m assuming to you either.
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Lena Kovadlo
@lovebuglena (51765)
• Staten Island, New York
15 Apr
@Ineeddentures yeah yeah I know what happens when you assume.
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Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31568)
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15 Apr
Sore Lena, very sore Never assume Lena lol
Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31568)
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15 Apr
@lovebuglena Lol You knew it wasn't a real finger in the picture
LindaOH
@LindaOHio (220852)
• United States
16 Apr
Eww. I hope this isn't true!!!
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LindaOH
@LindaOHio (220852)
• United States
18 Apr
@Ineeddentures I don't believe it.
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Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31568)
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18 Apr
@LindaOHio Lol I don't blame you
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Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31568)
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17 Apr
Every word lol
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jaishankar
@Shivram59 (49569)
• India
15 Apr
Really!! Or, just joking?? And after cutting your finger off you typed this post??
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jaishankar
@Shivram59 (49569)
• India
16 Apr
@Ineeddentures WOW!! I can't do that.
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Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31568)
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17 Apr
@Shivram59 It's quite easy really You should try it
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Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31568)
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15 Apr
I type with my thumbs on my phone
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Eva James
@wolfgirl569 (134376)
• Marion, Ohio
15 Apr
Glad she can sew it back on
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Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31568)
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15 Apr
I think it's back to front Eva Nail faces inwards Lol
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RasmaSandra
@RasmaSandra (97142)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
15 Apr
Now don't be silly and be happy you still have all your fingers that is not the way to get a glass of whiskey,
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Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31568)
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15 Apr
I want going to drink the whisky I was going to clean the wound with the whisky
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Angie
@andriaperry (118793)
• Anniston, Alabama
15 Apr
Nearly, also with a sharpened knife.
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Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31568)
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15 Apr
Have you ever thought how you would have coped with one less digit I would struggle with quite a lot
Shiva
@Shiva49 (28238)
• Singapore
15 Apr
I hope it heals fast as it can be cumbersome in our daily routine. I do not like constant pain from such issues but cannot prevent accidents like that however much care we take.
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Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (31568)
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15 Apr
Yvonne sewed ot back on But she didn't back to front So it's got to come off again and get resewn But not today ,
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Gayle Harrelson
@2ndchances24 (12077)
• Cloverdale, Indiana
15 Apr
Your so funny but to be real, that's not very funny hubby chopped his thumb up in a table saw 2 yrs ago & I about went on the floor from all the blood. I just about lost 1 of my fingers dressing out a rabbit way back in the day, & with neither 1 of our cuts we didn't do either 1 of this Whisky to clean the wound Something to bite on, I put hubby's hand in a bowl of ice to stop the bleeding & took him to the emergency hosp after 3 hrs of arguing with him he had no choice but to go. When I cut my finger dressing a rabbit out, I cut it pretty good & deep but I didn't panic or go crazy, I just put it in Ice & let it freeze for a few mins or so & put peroxide on it & wrapped it up & kept going.
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