Oh look I cut my little finger off
By Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (28085)
April 14, 2026 6:28pm CST
Oh look
I cut my little finger off
Left hand
Chopping Rump Steak
Silly me took my eye off of the ball for a split second
Thanks though to @Ladyduck form impressing upon me the need to keep the knife sharp
No blood so that's good
Yvonne is going to sew it back on
Whisky to clean the wound
Something to bite on
Have you ever cut a finger off before?
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14 responses
@augusta123 (9040)
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16h
Yes, I have.
Maybe when I'm in the kitchen.
You didn't cut your fingers?
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@augusta123 (9040)
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15h
@Ineeddentures
Trying to fool me right?
Of course you and me knowd that there's no way yvonne will sew back your finger and there's no blood, common that's a lie.
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@Ineeddentures (28085)
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15h
@augusta123
Hahaha
Lol
Oh dear.
Trying to fool you, not me, never
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@just4him (322803)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
17h
@Ineeddentures I'm glad you're going to be all right.
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@Ineeddentures (28085)
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17h
@just4him
Don't tell other people who respond please
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@luisadannointed (10549)
• Philippines
16h
waaaah! At first I thought its weird and real, until I get to the part that Yvonne is going to sew them back... lol!
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@Ineeddentures (28085)
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16h
She sewed the too of a finger back on for me 25 years ago after I fought a bear.
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@JudyEv (377537)
• Rockingham, Australia
7h
@Ineeddentures I don't remember now but the severed end was all bl**dy. 
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@Ineeddentures (28085)
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14h
Lol
That would have been quite funny to see
Was it his hole finger?
Or the one next to it
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@Ineeddentures (28085)
•
17h
ER
Nah
30 miles away
And it's raining
Yvonne will be fine with a needle thread and whisky
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@Marilynda1225 (90022)
• United States
2h
Definitely have cut my finger but not off hope Yvonne is skilled at sewing it back on for you
hope Yvonne is skilled at sewing it back on for you
@lovebuglena (51136)
• Staten Island, New York
14h
Cutting off a finger would probably hurt like hell. Glad that never happened to me. And I’m assuming to you either.
@Shivram59 (48829)
• India
9h
Really!! Or, just joking?? And after cutting your finger off you typed this post??
@MommyOfEli2013 (88004)
• Rupert, Idaho
11h
I've cut my finger, but never cut it off....
that does sound painful, yikes.
@2ndchances24 (12017)
• Cloverdale, Indiana
13h
Your so funny but to be real, that's not very funny
hubby chopped his thumb up in a table saw 2 yrs ago
& I about went on the floor from all the blood. 
I just about lost 1 of my fingers dressing out a rabbit way
back in the day, & with neither 1 of our cuts we didn't
do either 1 of this Whisky to clean the wound Something
to bite on, I put hubby's hand in a bowl of ice to stop the
bleeding & took him to the emergency hosp after 3 hrs
of arguing with him he had no choice but to go.
When I cut my finger dressing a rabbit out, I cut it
pretty good & deep but I didn't panic or go crazy, I
just put it in Ice & let it freeze for a few mins or so &
put peroxide on it & wrapped it up & kept going.
but to be real, that's not very funny
hubby chopped his thumb up in a table saw 2 yrs ago
& I about went on the floor from all the blood.
I just about lost 1 of my fingers dressing out a rabbit way
back in the day, & with neither 1 of our cuts we didn't
do either 1 of this Whisky to clean the wound Something
to bite on, I put hubby's hand in a bowl of ice to stop the
bleeding & took him to the emergency hosp after 3 hrs
of arguing with him he had no choice but to go.
When I cut my finger dressing a rabbit out, I cut it
pretty good & deep but I didn't panic or go crazy, I
just put it in Ice & let it freeze for a few mins or so &
put peroxide on it & wrapped it up & kept going.