So this happened…

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I was walking from my house to the train today and while walking I was using the Maps app on my phone to figure out how to get to a park I was going to with my mom. I passed under a little tree and next thing I knew felt something fall on my arm. I looked to my right and noticed lots of poop on the right sleeve of my black shirt. Thankfully, I had a napkin in my bag and I used it to remove the poop from the sleeve. Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to remove everything. There was a bit of white still on the sleeve. I had to walk around like that for a while. It was only after I got to the park and my mom and I spent some time there and then got to a restaurant for dinner that I was able to go to the bathroom and wash off the remainder of the poop. I thought I would be able to do that at the park, but there was no bathroom there. We did manage to find a water fountain, but when my mom pressed the knob, the water that came out was green. I decided I wasn’t gonna use that to clean my shirt. At least I was able to do it in the bathroom at the restaurant. I wouldn’t wanna sit there eating my food with poop on my sleeve. I didn’t like getting pooped on but my mom said it’s for good luck. Maybe I should’ve gotten myself a scratch lottery ticket. I don’t think I would have won anything, but perhaps I should’ve tried.