Texans and the icy roads

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Well, happily, the snow and ice passed us by in Austin. Its cold - 21º this morning, but the roads are nice and clear. A few years ago, tho, we got an ice storm. We stayed home. Now, while I have lived my whole adult life in Texas, and I don't enjoy driving on ice and snow, but I think, because my parents taught me and they learned to drive in New Jersey, that I seem to know a bit more than many, at least Austinites, how to drive on the icy roads. Lets go back a few years. We had an ice storm, I was taking the roomie to work. All the bridges and stuff were sanded EXCEPT the one just before where her office is. I'm making good time, but I've got my suspicions about the guy in front of me. Some how, he just doesn't seem to be making the best choices, going fast, stepping on the brakes, strange. Sure enough, we are going over the bridge and the MORON steps on the brakes. I take my foot off the gas while he's fishtailing around in front of me, then he does a 180. I actually have to touch my brakes and I feel my van start to skid. I take my foot OFF the brake and get control again. Moron, on the other hand, slides backward off the road onto the grassy medium and stops, about 3 feet from a bulldozer!I continue to idle off the bridge and once on solid ground I can then brake to make the turn onto the street where the roomie's office is. Needless to say, I was giving a running commentary of the moron for the roomie, who, as soon as he put his headlights in her eyes she couldn't see. As she is a non-driver, I was also commenting and explaining how BAD a driver he was. I'd guess Moron actually worked in her office, but hopefully not with her. Another occasion, before she was my roommate, I was taking the former roommate to work at the University of Texas and driving back when the ice storm hit - of course!Well, on the whole, the Interstate is on the ground, but there was one LONG overpass I had to go over. I am driving slowly and carefully when a different Moron steps on her brakes!I take my foot off the gas and watch as she first slides over and hits the barrier on the right side of the high way, then skids over, in front of me, and hits the pick up truck in the left lane (the highway is 4 lanes wide at this point) and proceeds to skid back in front of me and hit the right barrier again - this time coming to a stop. The pick up skid over into the left barrier. I did have to briefly, again, touch my brake, but never lost control of my car. I didn't stop then, but I did call the police when I got to work (we are talking about 15 yrs ago) and report that I had witnessed the accident. I might've stopped if I had a cell phone back then and hadn't been told that since I was the ONLY one near the office, I was expected to get there and handle any phone calls until we were officially released if we got ice or snow. My other co-workers all lived on the other side of town at that point. So, I fully expect to hear how Houston came to a grinding halt yesterday because of the ice and snow, because generally Austin gets more snow than Houston... How about you, seen any morons on the icy roads?Heck, in Austin, wet roads seem to make them think they need to speed up! You can just GUESS what they think of frozen wet stuff!